🦃🍁 Tim Pie-rce 🥧🥔
@unchi.org
what's a man like me supposed to do
with all this extra savoir-faire?
with all this extra savoir-faire?
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🦃🍁 Tim Pie-rce 🥧🥔
@unchi.org
· Feb 1
Making political hay out of this makes you an asshole. A ghoulish one.
If I die under this administration, don’t bother burying me — just dump my body on the White House lawn.
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People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
I would issue an executive order to stop James Cameron from ever making another Avatar movie.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I would issue an executive order to stop James Cameron from ever making another Avatar movie.
I love "Usonian." It sounds like a Victorian-era euphemism for a gay man.
1) If we're really doing this, we should bring back "Usonian"
2) Arguments in favor of "USian" would be more compelling if "Americanos" wasn't so widely used instead of "Estadounidense" by the same people USian is purportedly on behalf of.
3) USian only seems to be used as part of ingroup signaling
2) Arguments in favor of "USian" would be more compelling if "Americanos" wasn't so widely used instead of "Estadounidense" by the same people USian is purportedly on behalf of.
3) USian only seems to be used as part of ingroup signaling
Like it’s one thing for a group of people to say “I prefer to be called this” it’s another to TELL another whole country of diverse ethnicities and heritage that you will now be calling them something else.
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I love "Usonian." It sounds like a Victorian-era euphemism for a gay man.
good god, Rhea Seehorn did a Reddit AMA in-character as Carol Sturka (her character on PLURIBUS)
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November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
good god, Rhea Seehorn did a Reddit AMA in-character as Carol Sturka (her character on PLURIBUS)
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I do sometimes wish that Apple had got into metalworking so that we could have had a product called the Granny Smith
The recent discourse just goes to show how wise Apple was to never release a product called the “Pie.” Real industry foresight.
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I do sometimes wish that Apple had got into metalworking so that we could have had a product called the Granny Smith
Realistically, what is the likelihood that Tesla will be deploying Unsupervised FSD in the U.S. in the near future?
I have a neighbor who is planning to ride full-time in the back seat of his Tesla as soon as it's available and I'm trying to figure out how alarmed I should be.
I have a neighbor who is planning to ride full-time in the back seat of his Tesla as soon as it's available and I'm trying to figure out how alarmed I should be.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Realistically, what is the likelihood that Tesla will be deploying Unsupervised FSD in the U.S. in the near future?
I have a neighbor who is planning to ride full-time in the back seat of his Tesla as soon as it's available and I'm trying to figure out how alarmed I should be.
I have a neighbor who is planning to ride full-time in the back seat of his Tesla as soon as it's available and I'm trying to figure out how alarmed I should be.
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fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
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Trump's crypto company promoted a coin called ‘Shit Piss Skin Can’ this week.
The name comes from one of the company's founders, who said you could sell “shit in a can, wrapped in piss, covered in human skin” for a billion dollars.
The name comes from one of the company's founders, who said you could sell “shit in a can, wrapped in piss, covered in human skin” for a billion dollars.
Trump-Backed Crypto Company Promotes 'Sh*t P*ss Skin Can'
gizmodo.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trump's crypto company promoted a coin called ‘Shit Piss Skin Can’ this week.
The name comes from one of the company's founders, who said you could sell “shit in a can, wrapped in piss, covered in human skin” for a billion dollars.
The name comes from one of the company's founders, who said you could sell “shit in a can, wrapped in piss, covered in human skin” for a billion dollars.
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I've followed @melissagiragrant.com's work for over a decade and she's been doing vital trans coverage in these dark days. Honored to be quoted in this piece for TNR.
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
When Is It Time to Flee?
Trans people and their families are facing hard questions and choices as threats to their safety and rights proliferate.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I've followed @melissagiragrant.com's work for over a decade and she's been doing vital trans coverage in these dark days. Honored to be quoted in this piece for TNR.
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
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The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.
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No, America's rising anti-Semitism is not an online illusion created by foreign-run social media accounts on X. I wrote about how this comforting fiction is contradicted by real world events and survey data. Foreigners can fan the flames, but they didn't start the fire. We did. Gift link:
People Are Underestimating America’s Groyper Problem
Rising American anti-Semitism isn’t a foreign influence operation.
www.theatlantic.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
No, America's rising anti-Semitism is not an online illusion created by foreign-run social media accounts on X. I wrote about how this comforting fiction is contradicted by real world events and survey data. Foreigners can fan the flames, but they didn't start the fire. We did. Gift link:
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Increasingly convinced these people just used the current admin, of which they have a family member highly placed, to resolve a custody dispute. Fucking gross and corrupt as all hell and it happens every day with people not related to the White House too I would bet.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Increasingly convinced these people just used the current admin, of which they have a family member highly placed, to resolve a custody dispute. Fucking gross and corrupt as all hell and it happens every day with people not related to the White House too I would bet.
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I'm blessing your timeline with this image, because I know that you will have occasion to use it, and more frequently than any of us would like to admit. Use it responsibly, friends.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm blessing your timeline with this image, because I know that you will have occasion to use it, and more frequently than any of us would like to admit. Use it responsibly, friends.
Untitled Goose Movie
There are too many movies about angry men and not enough movies about angry geese.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Untitled Goose Movie
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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oh this is absolutely what i think. i think they feed him fake polls and outright AI slop
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
oh this is absolutely what i think. i think they feed him fake polls and outright AI slop
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First off, this couple is hilarious and I want to subscribe to their podcast and be friends with them.
Their legal Mass “BORT” license plate is getting rung up with EZPass tolls from people who have Simpsons novelty plates. www.instagram.com/reel/DRfod3l...
Their legal Mass “BORT” license plate is getting rung up with EZPass tolls from people who have Simpsons novelty plates. www.instagram.com/reel/DRfod3l...
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
First off, this couple is hilarious and I want to subscribe to their podcast and be friends with them.
Their legal Mass “BORT” license plate is getting rung up with EZPass tolls from people who have Simpsons novelty plates. www.instagram.com/reel/DRfod3l...
Their legal Mass “BORT” license plate is getting rung up with EZPass tolls from people who have Simpsons novelty plates. www.instagram.com/reel/DRfod3l...
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
The truth is:
pie is good, more pie is more good, and and all of this bickering about "this kind of pie" or "that kind of pie" is just a detail. #piesky
pie is good, more pie is more good, and and all of this bickering about "this kind of pie" or "that kind of pie" is just a detail. #piesky
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
The truth is:
pie is good, more pie is more good, and and all of this bickering about "this kind of pie" or "that kind of pie" is just a detail. #piesky
pie is good, more pie is more good, and and all of this bickering about "this kind of pie" or "that kind of pie" is just a detail. #piesky
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This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
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"I wouldn't make him a pierogi with *your* stove."
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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and you thought *your* family Thanksgiving was awkward
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
and you thought *your* family Thanksgiving was awkward