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“if this isn’t nice, i don’t know what is” // he/him // avi by @evosketches
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I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."
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Made up a guy: “knows Peter Jackson from Meet the Feebles, not Lord of the Rings”
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Made up a guy: “knows Peter Jackson from Meet the Feebles, not Lord of the Rings”
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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
October 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
Hip abductor? Where are they being taken??
Crushing my balls while using the hip adductor like a flagellant monk
October 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Hip abductor? Where are they being taken??
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THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.
September 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.
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Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
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Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance
July 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance
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From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
June 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
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this image of the FBI at the orders of the state to arrest an elected politician for just asking the DHS secretary a question needs to be spread for the next 4 years when talking about the fascism of this administration
June 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
this image of the FBI at the orders of the state to arrest an elected politician for just asking the DHS secretary a question needs to be spread for the next 4 years when talking about the fascism of this administration
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Mozart and Salieri
June 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Mozart and Salieri
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You cannot alter your fate...however, you can rise to meet it, if you choose
June 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
You cannot alter your fate...however, you can rise to meet it, if you choose
“That’s like a hundred 9/11s. 900/1100s.”
April 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
“That’s like a hundred 9/11s. 900/1100s.”
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absolutely no point complaining about the switch 2's price. nintendo can charge whatever they want. where else are you guys gonna get your little zeldas and mario partys? nowhere. they've got you by the balls and you know it
April 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
absolutely no point complaining about the switch 2's price. nintendo can charge whatever they want. where else are you guys gonna get your little zeldas and mario partys? nowhere. they've got you by the balls and you know it
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the technocrat ruling class is dismantling anything and everything remotely good and looting the country’s resources down to its bones. but kasso, the japanese tv game show that combines skateboarding and takeshi’s castle, has been releasing full episodes on youtube. so maybe it’s not all so bad
March 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
the technocrat ruling class is dismantling anything and everything remotely good and looting the country’s resources down to its bones. but kasso, the japanese tv game show that combines skateboarding and takeshi’s castle, has been releasing full episodes on youtube. so maybe it’s not all so bad
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Thanks for everything George Lowe.
March 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Thanks for everything George Lowe.
Damn Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park was good but you should have been hooping
March 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Damn Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park was good but you should have been hooping
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And sorry I could not travel both
February 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And sorry I could not travel both
Skipped my pre-workout drink for so long that I forgot just how many ants and spiders live under my skin.
February 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Skipped my pre-workout drink for so long that I forgot just how many ants and spiders live under my skin.