MonkeyBeaver
@monkeybeaver.bsky.social
Music. Films. Sports. Stuff.
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look, losing $77 billion isn’t ideal, but it’s not like everyone said ‘what a pile of dogshit, who’s going to want that’ when they saw it
January 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
look, losing $77 billion isn’t ideal, but it’s not like everyone said ‘what a pile of dogshit, who’s going to want that’ when they saw it
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NMECCCCHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!
GEEEETTTTTTT INNNNNNN!!!!!
GEEEETTTTTTT INNNNNNN!!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
NMECCCCHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!
GEEEETTTTTTT INNNNNNN!!!!!
GEEEETTTTTTT INNNNNNN!!!!!
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With Jonathan’s permission I had a go at a version of the above. Done on Procreate.
January 3, 2026 at 12:03 PM
With Jonathan’s permission I had a go at a version of the above. Done on Procreate.
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If you love her, build her a shelter in haunted woodland guarded by owls.
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 AM
If you love her, build her a shelter in haunted woodland guarded by owls.
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While purporting to care deeply about the funding of other organisations and the importance of free speech, Lord Young's FSU won't reveal who funds the er ... Free Speech Union
Excellent work from @petergeoghegan.bsky.social
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/who-funds-...
Excellent work from @petergeoghegan.bsky.social
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/who-funds-...
Who funds the Free Speech Union?
Toby Young’s outfit went to court to hide its donors. Today we reveal that funders include US anti-abortion groups, Brexit politicians and Tufton Street insiders.
democracyforsale.substack.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 AM
While purporting to care deeply about the funding of other organisations and the importance of free speech, Lord Young's FSU won't reveal who funds the er ... Free Speech Union
Excellent work from @petergeoghegan.bsky.social
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/who-funds-...
Excellent work from @petergeoghegan.bsky.social
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/who-funds-...
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🧵A political/media guide to the "truth" about net-zero
1) Add up costs to install & run a net-zero energy system
2) Pretend fossil-fuelled alternatives wld be free
3) Do say "eco zealots are bankrupting us"
4) Don't say "free cars if we scrap net-zero" cos it sounds ridiculous
5) That's it!
1/10
1) Add up costs to install & run a net-zero energy system
2) Pretend fossil-fuelled alternatives wld be free
3) Do say "eco zealots are bankrupting us"
4) Don't say "free cars if we scrap net-zero" cos it sounds ridiculous
5) That's it!
1/10
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
🧵A political/media guide to the "truth" about net-zero
1) Add up costs to install & run a net-zero energy system
2) Pretend fossil-fuelled alternatives wld be free
3) Do say "eco zealots are bankrupting us"
4) Don't say "free cars if we scrap net-zero" cos it sounds ridiculous
5) That's it!
1/10
1) Add up costs to install & run a net-zero energy system
2) Pretend fossil-fuelled alternatives wld be free
3) Do say "eco zealots are bankrupting us"
4) Don't say "free cars if we scrap net-zero" cos it sounds ridiculous
5) That's it!
1/10
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Kemi, this is just a population density map
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Kemi, this is just a population density map
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We've been buddies a few years now but this is the first time I have guested on her show. She is one of the all-time greats is Cosmo. An honour to host her in Ibiza when she visits us.
www.mixcloud.com/colleencosmo...
www.mixcloud.com/colleencosmo...
Colleen 'Cosmo' Murphy's Balearic Breakfast 6.1.26
www.mixcloud.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
We've been buddies a few years now but this is the first time I have guested on her show. She is one of the all-time greats is Cosmo. An honour to host her in Ibiza when she visits us.
www.mixcloud.com/colleencosmo...
www.mixcloud.com/colleencosmo...
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New newsletter issue - a new playlist featuring rarities by 100 classic artists, plus recent pop songs by Jade, Raye, Mermaidonmars, and Jae Stephens
fluxblog.substack.com/p/fluxblog-5...
fluxblog.substack.com/p/fluxblog-5...
Fluxblog 584: rarities, b-sides, covers, and outtakes by 100 classic artists
Plus recent pop songs by Raye, Jade, Mermaidonmars, and Jae Stephens
fluxblog.substack.com
January 8, 2026 at 1:10 PM
New newsletter issue - a new playlist featuring rarities by 100 classic artists, plus recent pop songs by Jade, Raye, Mermaidonmars, and Jae Stephens
fluxblog.substack.com/p/fluxblog-5...
fluxblog.substack.com/p/fluxblog-5...
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Conservative Mayor of Tees Valley Lord Houchen told Newsnight in 2024 that 2 private developers had ‘£50m of their money sitting in a bank account’ when I quoted an independent report pointing out the pair had put no direct cash of their own into regenerating the huge old Redcar steelworks site 👇
January 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Conservative Mayor of Tees Valley Lord Houchen told Newsnight in 2024 that 2 private developers had ‘£50m of their money sitting in a bank account’ when I quoted an independent report pointing out the pair had put no direct cash of their own into regenerating the huge old Redcar steelworks site 👇
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new playlist 100 HIGH QUALITY RARITIES BY BELOVED ARTISTS - outtakes, b-sides, demos, covers, and sessions mainly sourced from deluxe reissues
🥦Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/5G0...
🧧Apple music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
🌼YouTube www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
🥦Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/5G0...
🧧Apple music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
🌼YouTube www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
January 6, 2026 at 2:47 PM
new playlist 100 HIGH QUALITY RARITIES BY BELOVED ARTISTS - outtakes, b-sides, demos, covers, and sessions mainly sourced from deluxe reissues
🥦Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/5G0...
🧧Apple music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
🌼YouTube www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
🥦Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/5G0...
🧧Apple music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
🌼YouTube www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Public service, that’s what this is.
new playlist 100 HIGH QUALITY RARITIES BY BELOVED ARTISTS - outtakes, b-sides, demos, covers, and sessions mainly sourced from deluxe reissues
🥦Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/5G0...
🧧Apple music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
🌼YouTube www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
🥦Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/5G0...
🧧Apple music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
🌼YouTube www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
January 7, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Public service, that’s what this is.
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Without a hint of irony, Kemi Badenoch - after doing the full ‘Trump was right’ on Venezuela for best part of 10 minutes - when asked about Brexit on Radio 4 Today says ‘sovereignty matters’
Then asked for one big policy, says cutting net zero
Fundamentally unserious
Then asked for one big policy, says cutting net zero
Fundamentally unserious
January 6, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Without a hint of irony, Kemi Badenoch - after doing the full ‘Trump was right’ on Venezuela for best part of 10 minutes - when asked about Brexit on Radio 4 Today says ‘sovereignty matters’
Then asked for one big policy, says cutting net zero
Fundamentally unserious
Then asked for one big policy, says cutting net zero
Fundamentally unserious
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Looking at the dates there, the figures suggest he has literally paid no rent.
Mickey Rourke is facing eviction from his Los Angeles home, and his team has launched a GoFundMe to pay his back rent. He reportedly owes $59,100.
There Is a GoFundMe to Pay Mickey Rourke’s Back Rent
Mickey Rourke is facing eviction from his Los Angeles home, and his team has launched a GoFundMe to pay his back rent. He reportedly owes $59,100.
www.vulture.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Looking at the dates there, the figures suggest he has literally paid no rent.
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A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 AM
A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.
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In ur garden stealing ur hotdogs
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
In ur garden stealing ur hotdogs
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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Lee Anderson has previously hit out at Keir Starmer for accepting free tickets to Arsenal
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Lee Anderson has previously hit out at Keir Starmer for accepting free tickets to Arsenal
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No.
Has retired Fife head teacher located the 'lost' sword-arm of William Wallace in Stirlingshire?
Through psychic research, Archie Lawrie believes he knows where the Scots hero's relics were secretly buried near Stirling - and he's urging archaeologists to investigate.
www.thecourier.co.uk
January 4, 2026 at 10:19 AM
No.
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Happy tenth anniversary to photographer Joel Goodman’s classic image which by rights should be hanging in the Louvre.
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Happy tenth anniversary to photographer Joel Goodman’s classic image which by rights should be hanging in the Louvre.
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Seven years since I watched one of the most important documentaries ever made. A masterpiece
December 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Seven years since I watched one of the most important documentaries ever made. A masterpiece
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf... but have you heard of
December 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf... but have you heard of