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VT: DONALD: "Run a country into the ground. First to trigger a civil war wins"
STUDIO: *Donald looks around at the other contestants, who seem confused. Alex giggles*
GREG: And everyone had a go at this, yeah?
ALEX: Oh, no, this was just for Don. No points in it. Bit of fun.
DONALD: Oh, fuck off!
January 10, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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Galadriel: IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD, YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN! NOT DARK, BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

Frodo: What. The. Fuck.
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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one kid here is wearing a man utd goalkeeper kit with onana on the back, what level of parenting is that
September 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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another classic my-mum post of old:

So my mum made my siblings really nice patchwork quilts and has been saying mine is next for like 15 years. I just texted her about it and she is a gem
December 20, 2024 at 12:52 AM