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I love cats but I genuinely think they’d vote Reform.
January 27, 2026 at 8:41 AM
I love cats but I genuinely think they’d vote Reform.
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fuck ai, spend trillions of dollars on making eye glasses that never need to be cleaned
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 AM
fuck ai, spend trillions of dollars on making eye glasses that never need to be cleaned
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TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 PM
TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
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VT: DONALD: "Run a country into the ground. First to trigger a civil war wins"
STUDIO: *Donald looks around at the other contestants, who seem confused. Alex giggles*
GREG: And everyone had a go at this, yeah?
ALEX: Oh, no, this was just for Don. No points in it. Bit of fun.
DONALD: Oh, fuck off!
STUDIO: *Donald looks around at the other contestants, who seem confused. Alex giggles*
GREG: And everyone had a go at this, yeah?
ALEX: Oh, no, this was just for Don. No points in it. Bit of fun.
DONALD: Oh, fuck off!
January 10, 2026 at 2:15 PM
VT: DONALD: "Run a country into the ground. First to trigger a civil war wins"
STUDIO: *Donald looks around at the other contestants, who seem confused. Alex giggles*
GREG: And everyone had a go at this, yeah?
ALEX: Oh, no, this was just for Don. No points in it. Bit of fun.
DONALD: Oh, fuck off!
STUDIO: *Donald looks around at the other contestants, who seem confused. Alex giggles*
GREG: And everyone had a go at this, yeah?
ALEX: Oh, no, this was just for Don. No points in it. Bit of fun.
DONALD: Oh, fuck off!
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When I hear Storm Goretti
January 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
When I hear Storm Goretti
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Trump taking Maduro is honestly the least bad thing he's done. Not sure why people are getting so self righteous about it, if he needs help with weight management that's his business
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Trump taking Maduro is honestly the least bad thing he's done. Not sure why people are getting so self righteous about it, if he needs help with weight management that's his business
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The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
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Galadriel: IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD, YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN! NOT DARK, BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
Frodo: What. The. Fuck.
Frodo: What. The. Fuck.
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Galadriel: IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD, YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN! NOT DARK, BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
Frodo: What. The. Fuck.
Frodo: What. The. Fuck.
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The formal ones are long johnathans
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The formal ones are long johnathans
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I heard there was a secret meat
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I heard there was a secret meat
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
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Devastated to see Mamdani plummet to victory with a result that shows his critics were right all along. Now is the time for the left to move towards the centre. It's time to reach across the aisle, to swing your partner, do-si-do and really lay into trans people for no reason.
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Devastated to see Mamdani plummet to victory with a result that shows his critics were right all along. Now is the time for the left to move towards the centre. It's time to reach across the aisle, to swing your partner, do-si-do and really lay into trans people for no reason.
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Enjoying the two guys on this year's Bake Off who look like they could be rival chieftains in Iron Age Gaul
September 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Enjoying the two guys on this year's Bake Off who look like they could be rival chieftains in Iron Age Gaul
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one kid here is wearing a man utd goalkeeper kit with onana on the back, what level of parenting is that
September 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
one kid here is wearing a man utd goalkeeper kit with onana on the back, what level of parenting is that
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That’s it Sainsburys, you tell him!
September 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
That’s it Sainsburys, you tell him!
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There are few things I enjoy more on a cold, wet, wintry day than driving past a line of shivering commuters stuck at a bus stop in the rain, with my radio and my heater both blasting on full.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
August 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
There are few things I enjoy more on a cold, wet, wintry day than driving past a line of shivering commuters stuck at a bus stop in the rain, with my radio and my heater both blasting on full.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
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I'm sick to death of not being spectacularly wealthy
August 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I'm sick to death of not being spectacularly wealthy
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Dentist: *screaming*
Gift-horse: “I fuckin’ warned you, man”
Gift-horse: “I fuckin’ warned you, man”
August 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Dentist: *screaming*
Gift-horse: “I fuckin’ warned you, man”
Gift-horse: “I fuckin’ warned you, man”
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another classic my-mum post of old:
So my mum made my siblings really nice patchwork quilts and has been saying mine is next for like 15 years. I just texted her about it and she is a gem
So my mum made my siblings really nice patchwork quilts and has been saying mine is next for like 15 years. I just texted her about it and she is a gem
December 20, 2024 at 12:52 AM
another classic my-mum post of old:
So my mum made my siblings really nice patchwork quilts and has been saying mine is next for like 15 years. I just texted her about it and she is a gem
So my mum made my siblings really nice patchwork quilts and has been saying mine is next for like 15 years. I just texted her about it and she is a gem
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IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
August 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.