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I live how this is trying to be a satirical "ha, imagine if the brainwashing aliens could communicate you via the ads on your fridge!" but tries to brazen right past the already-dystopian "what the fuck do you mean the ADS on my FRIDGE"
Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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The Women's Institute has branches in Canada, New Zealand and South Africa.

Are they going to ban trans women too? And if not, are they going to break away from the UK branch as a protest and solidarity?
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Me too, except it delights me
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Men only want one thing and it's one of those drinks trolleys that's shaped like a globe.
June 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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And that’s how Calvin got a degree in physics at OU
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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As it'll be December tomorrow, your annual reminder that Klaus on Netflix is the best Christmas film of the last couple of decades & should be as much of a standard in your house as the Muppets or George Bailey. Looks great, really funny & will make you do a lovely big old sob.
a cartoon character on a boat with netflix written on the bottom right
Alt: This kid right here, though.
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Arcadia.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Airplane (1980)
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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LAIUS: Socrates, you cannot claim that the sides supersede the fowl! The sides’ name implies that they are not a real meal.

SOCRATES: I understand your reasoning, Laius. And I believe you are an educated man.

LAIUS: Thank you.

SOCRATES: However, an educated man can be wrong.
Turkey or Sides: A Socratic Dialogue
LAIUS: Pardon my delay, Socrates! And thank you for being such a gracious host on this feast of thanks! My chariot got delayed at Crete. I had to w...
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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“Mark my words: It may take some time, but Americans will be prosecuted for this, either as a war crime or outright murder.”
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”

People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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"average french person arrested 3 times a year for corruption" factoid actualy just statistical error. average french person arrested 0 times per year. Corruptions Sarko, who lives in le XVIe arrondissement & has over 10k convictions a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
*banging on desk, getting steadily louder* antipope, antipope...
you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.

He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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My ambitious gingerbread house collapsed so dramatically and to such joy amongst the youngest members of the family, that I am required to make a structurally unsound gingerbread building for demolition every year. Fortunately not that difficult.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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the "Rachel's beef trifle" energy of this truly laid me out

bsky.app/profile/laur...
My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
maybe i am going insane
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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For your baby the whole world is a puzzle waiting to be solved. 🧩

Check out this clever little one as she combines background knowledge and trial and error in an effort to put on a pair of socks.

🧵 Thread…
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM