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That one guy’s morning routine but you’re weeping uncontrollably at each stage because existence is a cruel joke.
March 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
That one guy’s morning routine but you’re weeping uncontrollably at each stage because existence is a cruel joke.
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For my TV writer friends:
Three years ago at this time, there were 330 writers’ rooms up and running.
Today, there are 92…and 6 are wrapping up.
You’re not imagining it.
It’s not you.
The jobs just aren’t there.
Three years ago at this time, there were 330 writers’ rooms up and running.
Today, there are 92…and 6 are wrapping up.
You’re not imagining it.
It’s not you.
The jobs just aren’t there.
March 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
For my TV writer friends:
Three years ago at this time, there were 330 writers’ rooms up and running.
Today, there are 92…and 6 are wrapping up.
You’re not imagining it.
It’s not you.
The jobs just aren’t there.
Three years ago at this time, there were 330 writers’ rooms up and running.
Today, there are 92…and 6 are wrapping up.
You’re not imagining it.
It’s not you.
The jobs just aren’t there.
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THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅
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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ theonion.com/nick-si...
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ theonion.com/nick-si...
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gritty has seized control of the federal government
February 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
gritty has seized control of the federal government
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Saquon shotgunned that beer in an instant 😳
February 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Saquon shotgunned that beer in an instant 😳
Kansas City can LIX my ass! Go Birds!!!
February 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Kansas City can LIX my ass! Go Birds!!!
What’s up with all the bots?
January 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
What’s up with all the bots?
The funny thing about all these people talking shit on LA are also people too weak to survive in LA.
January 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The funny thing about all these people talking shit on LA are also people too weak to survive in LA.
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I have stopped speaking mid-sentence if I found out you voted for Trump. It’s that deep.
January 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I have stopped speaking mid-sentence if I found out you voted for Trump. It’s that deep.
You may not believe in climate change but your insurance company sure as fuck does.
January 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
You may not believe in climate change but your insurance company sure as fuck does.
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This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen no amount of satire could possibly capture how dumb this is 😂
Companies are now trying to sell AI robot girlfriends
Price is $175K
Price is $175K
January 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen no amount of satire could possibly capture how dumb this is 😂
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Finding some flaws in the “survive till 25” strategy.
January 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Finding some flaws in the “survive till 25” strategy.
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Understand the Madness Matrix
1. Say a crazy thing you’d like to do but don’t necessarily expect
2. Have fun talking about it while pundits say “They wouldn’t really…”
3. See if it happens or not
4a. It happens. Take credit for it
4b. Doesn’t happen. Blame all problems on the people who stopped you
1. Say a crazy thing you’d like to do but don’t necessarily expect
2. Have fun talking about it while pundits say “They wouldn’t really…”
3. See if it happens or not
4a. It happens. Take credit for it
4b. Doesn’t happen. Blame all problems on the people who stopped you
January 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Understand the Madness Matrix
1. Say a crazy thing you’d like to do but don’t necessarily expect
2. Have fun talking about it while pundits say “They wouldn’t really…”
3. See if it happens or not
4a. It happens. Take credit for it
4b. Doesn’t happen. Blame all problems on the people who stopped you
1. Say a crazy thing you’d like to do but don’t necessarily expect
2. Have fun talking about it while pundits say “They wouldn’t really…”
3. See if it happens or not
4a. It happens. Take credit for it
4b. Doesn’t happen. Blame all problems on the people who stopped you
Mark Zuckerberg wears a wig of Trump’s pubic hair that Zuckerberg had to pick out his own teeth.
January 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Mark Zuckerberg wears a wig of Trump’s pubic hair that Zuckerberg had to pick out his own teeth.
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People outside of LA truly don’t understand how apocalyptic this is. It’s worse than it’s ever been. Entire residential neighborhoods are burning to the ground.
January 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
People outside of LA truly don’t understand how apocalyptic this is. It’s worse than it’s ever been. Entire residential neighborhoods are burning to the ground.
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What stage of climate crisis is bulldozing abandoned luxury cars to make way for firetrucks?
January 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
What stage of climate crisis is bulldozing abandoned luxury cars to make way for firetrucks?
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Who knew that hopelessness and nihilism would become a coping strategy
January 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Who knew that hopelessness and nihilism would become a coping strategy
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My plan to lower the price of eggs is a skyscraper-sized monstrosity I call “The Ultra Chicken”
January 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My plan to lower the price of eggs is a skyscraper-sized monstrosity I call “The Ultra Chicken”
I won’t lower the price of eggs BUT I will rename the Gulf of Mexico.
January 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I won’t lower the price of eggs BUT I will rename the Gulf of Mexico.
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We are going to rename the Moon the America Orb
January 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
We are going to rename the Moon the America Orb
So it appears as if all of big tech knows what Trump’s cum tastes like now.
January 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
So it appears as if all of big tech knows what Trump’s cum tastes like now.