Mario Ortiz-Robles
@mortizrobles.bsky.social
Novels, theory, animals, environmental humanities
PSG just phenomenal tonight!
May 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
PSG just phenomenal tonight!
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Ajolote charro :D
May 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ajolote charro :D
This is so dumb. Great way to serve your students, Texas!
Things maybe going from bad to worse in Texas: www.texastribune.org/2025/03/13/t...
Texas bill would increase oversight of universities’ hiring, curriculum and compliance
Senate Bill 37 would create a state office to investigate complaints against universities and require governing boards to ensure courses don’t endorse certain ideologies.
www.texastribune.org
March 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is so dumb. Great way to serve your students, Texas!
Yeah; not surprised. I tried cementing the masonry on my porch with vinegar, but it didn't hold.
"More Honey than Vinegar"? Didn't they run an article, like, YESTERDAY about how the avalanche of violent threats from MAGA myrmidons is keeping people in line?
the sound of all my English professors crying out at once
March 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Yeah; not surprised. I tried cementing the masonry on my porch with vinegar, but it didn't hold.
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#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlur
Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…
Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…
February 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlur
Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…
Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…
Calling yourself king doesn't make you a king. Scoring unbelievable goals and playing as though you were dancing samba makes you o rei.
Calling yourself a king doesn’t make you a king. Pretending your ship's not sinking, denying the tears in your eyes, and refusing to give in to your blues is how you become king.
February 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Calling yourself king doesn't make you a king. Scoring unbelievable goals and playing as though you were dancing samba makes you o rei.
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Here’s a description of the rejected ad. Does anyone have the actual copy? It should be disseminated widely.
February 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Here’s a description of the rejected ad. Does anyone have the actual copy? It should be disseminated widely.
Napoleon Don-a-fraud
Which do you like best:
Which do you like best:
(1) “Boneheaded Bonaparte”?
(2) “Le Napoléon orange"?
(3) “Turd Reich”?
Which do you like best:
(1) “Boneheaded Bonaparte”?
(2) “Le Napoléon orange"?
(3) “Turd Reich”?
February 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Napoleon Don-a-fraud
True. And in this case, it allows him to head a prestigious cultural institution, which he was never able to do in NYC.
Come to think of it, that’s how he views most of the government.
Why did Trump have himself put in charge of the Kennedy Center?
Because he knows that the educated and cultured people who patronize it despise him.
So he seeks revenge. And he knows that his being in charge of the center will destroy it.
Because he knows that the educated and cultured people who patronize it despise him.
So he seeks revenge. And he knows that his being in charge of the center will destroy it.
February 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
True. And in this case, it allows him to head a prestigious cultural institution, which he was never able to do in NYC.
Trump is unleashing sadism upon the world. But we cannot get overwhelmed
February 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Trump is unleashing sadism upon the world. But we cannot get overwhelmed
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Sorry, Mexico and Canada, we elected a dimwitted shitheel
January 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sorry, Mexico and Canada, we elected a dimwitted shitheel
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Worried about a fascist takeover? This sheet-pan paella will make you feel like you’re in 1930s Spain.
February 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Worried about a fascist takeover? This sheet-pan paella will make you feel like you’re in 1930s Spain.
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More from cartoonist/illustrator Tom Gauld ~ here, he devises an obviously better way for us to organise our bookshelves. To which I’d add another category for “books I think I borrowed from someone but can’t remember who” www.tomgauld.com
December 20, 2024 at 6:27 AM
More from cartoonist/illustrator Tom Gauld ~ here, he devises an obviously better way for us to organise our bookshelves. To which I’d add another category for “books I think I borrowed from someone but can’t remember who” www.tomgauld.com
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How long can leftovers be left over before they enter Tupperware purgatory?
November 30, 2024 at 3:20 PM
How long can leftovers be left over before they enter Tupperware purgatory?
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Oiräm, a bookcase for high school trophies
Oiräm, a bookcase for high school trophies
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Nivëk, a table lamp whose bulbs are only found in Lisbon.
Nivëk, a table lamp whose bulbs are only found in Lisbon.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Hello, I'm hannäh, a quickly recalled type of ladle.
Hello, I'm hannäh, a quickly recalled type of ladle.
November 29, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Oiräm, a bookcase for high school trophies
Oiräm, a bookcase for high school trophies
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tag yourself, I'm "it's a dick" 🐳
November 18, 2024 at 2:09 PM
tag yourself, I'm "it's a dick" 🐳
New to Bluesky. I like: novels, theory, birds, environmental humanities, fountain pens, films, food, politics. I dislike: bad novels, bad theory, worms, polluters, ballpoint pens, bad TV, bad food, and, especially, bad politics. (I take it back: bad TV is actually OK.)
October 28, 2024 at 1:50 PM
New to Bluesky. I like: novels, theory, birds, environmental humanities, fountain pens, films, food, politics. I dislike: bad novels, bad theory, worms, polluters, ballpoint pens, bad TV, bad food, and, especially, bad politics. (I take it back: bad TV is actually OK.)