Mr Brightside
@mrbrightside314.bsky.social
“They hate our beef because our beef is beautiful”
The propaganda is almost too on the nose now. I miss the days of yonder when the news lied subtly. We used to be a proper country.
Washington Post's new headline is still wrong.
1. The release was not "huge."
2. DOJ missed the deadline to release all the files.
3, No mention of extensive redactions.
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1. The release was not "huge."
2. DOJ missed the deadline to release all the files.
3, No mention of extensive redactions.
Support independent, pro-democracy media. hubs.ly/Q03CbHTt0
December 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The propaganda is almost too on the nose now. I miss the days of yonder when the news lied subtly. We used to be a proper country.
Best comp I’ve read of our situation atm
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Best comp I’ve read of our situation atm
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Congratulations to the exotic dance industry in Fayetteville, North Carolina on the $1,776 "warrior dividend"
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Congratulations to the exotic dance industry in Fayetteville, North Carolina on the $1,776 "warrior dividend"
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BREAKING: Mike Johnson orders second strike on surviving citizens clinging to the wreckage of this economy.
December 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
BREAKING: Mike Johnson orders second strike on surviving citizens clinging to the wreckage of this economy.
For those who haven’t seen it already, give Train Dreams a watch. It’s streaming on Netflix right now. My favorite movie of 2015 for its performances, story, cinematography and score.
December 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
For those who haven’t seen it already, give Train Dreams a watch. It’s streaming on Netflix right now. My favorite movie of 2015 for its performances, story, cinematography and score.
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the category is RANGE
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
the category is RANGE
Me sneaking out the sliding glass door in middle school
What in the actual motherfucking fuck?
What are we doing?
Seriously.
What are we doing?
Seriously.
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Me sneaking out the sliding glass door in middle school
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NEW: Tina Peters' attorney warns judges "If you're a traitor to this country, you don't get excused because you have a black robe."
Attorney Peter Ticktin and MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann spoke today of their shared vision of military tribunals and executions.
Attorney Peter Ticktin and MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann spoke today of their shared vision of military tribunals and executions.
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
NEW: Tina Peters' attorney warns judges "If you're a traitor to this country, you don't get excused because you have a black robe."
Attorney Peter Ticktin and MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann spoke today of their shared vision of military tribunals and executions.
Attorney Peter Ticktin and MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann spoke today of their shared vision of military tribunals and executions.
The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good
It appears the administration is now referring to the US institute of Peace as the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace.
Well well well @marisakabas.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good
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It appears the administration is now referring to the US institute of Peace as the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace.
Well well well @marisakabas.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It appears the administration is now referring to the US institute of Peace as the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace.
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Femme Fatale
Naughty Nuzzi thinks she's the hottest blonde since Nico, and reading about her exploits as Venus in furs ruined my Sunday morning. Bf Bobby's death song makes me want to run run run to another country—but maybe he'll just get back on heroin.
by Maureen Dowd
Naughty Nuzzi thinks she's the hottest blonde since Nico, and reading about her exploits as Venus in furs ruined my Sunday morning. Bf Bobby's death song makes me want to run run run to another country—but maybe he'll just get back on heroin.
by Maureen Dowd
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Femme Fatale
Naughty Nuzzi thinks she's the hottest blonde since Nico, and reading about her exploits as Venus in furs ruined my Sunday morning. Bf Bobby's death song makes me want to run run run to another country—but maybe he'll just get back on heroin.
by Maureen Dowd
Naughty Nuzzi thinks she's the hottest blonde since Nico, and reading about her exploits as Venus in furs ruined my Sunday morning. Bf Bobby's death song makes me want to run run run to another country—but maybe he'll just get back on heroin.
by Maureen Dowd
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The same way Roman plebs took sick pleasure in watching Christians shredded by lions. The more savage the entertainment, the more the uneducated MAGA feed on it; it's opium for their sick, lizard brain. It's a bonus If it involves a hated group; for them, the more violence involved the better.
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
The same way Roman plebs took sick pleasure in watching Christians shredded by lions. The more savage the entertainment, the more the uneducated MAGA feed on it; it's opium for their sick, lizard brain. It's a bonus If it involves a hated group; for them, the more violence involved the better.
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When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
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On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳
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Donald Trump’s America
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Donald Trump’s America
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"Is that what you meant by Big Beautiful Bill, Mr. President?"
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"Is that what you meant by Big Beautiful Bill, Mr. President?"
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"The golden age of jerks" (sound on)
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"The golden age of jerks" (sound on)
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-Oct 18, more than 7 million Americans stand up and stand together.
-Nov 4, millions of Dems turn out for landslide wins in VA, NJ, NY, CA, GA, many other places.
-Nov 9, eight "Dems" say "Oh, this nice Mike Johnson and Mr. Trump say they care about health. If they don't, well shame on them..."
-Nov 4, millions of Dems turn out for landslide wins in VA, NJ, NY, CA, GA, many other places.
-Nov 9, eight "Dems" say "Oh, this nice Mike Johnson and Mr. Trump say they care about health. If they don't, well shame on them..."
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
-Oct 18, more than 7 million Americans stand up and stand together.
-Nov 4, millions of Dems turn out for landslide wins in VA, NJ, NY, CA, GA, many other places.
-Nov 9, eight "Dems" say "Oh, this nice Mike Johnson and Mr. Trump say they care about health. If they don't, well shame on them..."
-Nov 4, millions of Dems turn out for landslide wins in VA, NJ, NY, CA, GA, many other places.
-Nov 9, eight "Dems" say "Oh, this nice Mike Johnson and Mr. Trump say they care about health. If they don't, well shame on them..."
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Opinion | Actually, don’t let them eat cake
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Opinion | Actually, don’t let them eat cake
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This is a cold cut
Jeanine Pirro bragging in August that she just arrested Sandwich Guy and was going to teach him a lesson in court.
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This is a cold cut
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I’m interested in hearing from the MAGA pastors about Trump’s statement tonight that he wants to refuse to release emergency funds set aside to feed the poor despite a court order because the govt needs to “remain liquid” in case he needs that money to fight a war.
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m interested in hearing from the MAGA pastors about Trump’s statement tonight that he wants to refuse to release emergency funds set aside to feed the poor despite a court order because the govt needs to “remain liquid” in case he needs that money to fight a war.
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He is an energy vampire
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
He is an energy vampire
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New Jersey, it is the honor of my life to earn your trust to become this great state’s 57th Governor.
I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.
I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
New Jersey, it is the honor of my life to earn your trust to become this great state’s 57th Governor.
I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.
I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.