L.L.Beef

If there was a documentary made about Trisha Paytas it would need to be 80 episodes long minimum

We need Fetty Wap now more than ever

Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!

"It wasn't a seig heil"

Hey man, I'm gonna be honest. I get that it's possible that you're that stupid, but I'm not.

Every movie is a horror movie when you’re watching it with someone who keeps asking, ‘Wait, what’s going on? Who’s that? What just happened?

Folks, you don’t need to watch the inauguration. Let’s watch movies instead.

I think it might be time to try my hand at being uninformed.

Me when my students bring me heartfelt artwork that they worked all recess on

I’m simply going to be re-posting my greatest hits tweets on here

I dunno, sometimes I feel like I’m never gonna become an oligarch 😔

I think it is important for freedom of assembly to apply to the places where people assemble.

I know a lot of my followers are young and american, but I'm curious to hear from anyone in other countries with the experience of going from a semi-functioning democracy to a dictatorship.
How did you handle that? What did you hold on to? What advice do you have for us?

For the people in the back…

Pour one out for the ‘Tok

TikTok has officially gone dark, I come to Bluesky as a TikTok Refugee 🙏🏻 #tiktokrefugee

might be good to remember that banning TikTok was Trump's idea in the first place

BREAKING: TikTok officially shuts down in the US.