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MrSnarkyPants
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Dog friendly, word aficionado. I know I’m a dork, but I try to be helpful.
Pebbles does love her pillows.
October 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If the #Astros were any sloppier… 🙄
September 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Do I hate watch Clemson?

Yes.

Am I laughing at Dabo?

🤣🤣🤣
GEORGIA TECH GAME WINNING 55 YARD FIRE DRILL FIELD GOAL

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
September 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Framber is still a head case. This is our ace? #Astros
September 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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"Do not pretend you do not understand" goes a long way towards the heart of a LOT of problems rn
“Do not offer thoughts and prayers as you systemically enable such tragedies. Do not claim prayers are sufficient when children die as they pray. Do not pretend you do not understand.”

— Lydia, 16, Minneapolis
August 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I keep waiting for the Rally House commercial to come on during the #Astros game so I can sing our dog her jingle:
Darla’s House
Darla’s House
It’s our doggie, it’s her house
It’s a Darla House.
August 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
August 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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My new Venn, starring Texas Gerrymandering, Swinging, and the Eagles' "Tush Push"
August 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
In my FB feed today. I see that MLB’s team shop hasn’t put this on clearance yet. 🤣
August 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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public media funding has been gutted over "bias" while corporate media is canceling shows and signing off on massive payoffs to appease Trump. we're beyond media capture.
"WASHINGTON, D.C. (August 1, 2025) – The Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) announced today that it will begin an orderly wind-down of its operations"

cpb.org/pressroom/Co...
August 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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My favorite thing (derogatory) about Donald Trump are his instincts

The stench of Epstein fresh on him and he invites a registered sex offender to the White House
August 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Me: decides to see if MLB Network has anything on about the trade deadline. Oh, cool: “Trade Deadline Special.”
TV: due to blackout restrictions, this program is not available in your area.

MLB, what in the everloving fuck is wrong with you?
July 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
So… what did the #Astros give up to reacquire Correa? 👀
July 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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👇👇
July 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Patrick Healy is the guy who drove the great @pkrugman.bsky.social away from the NYT by killing his newsletter and trying to rewrite crucial passages: www.cjr.org/analysis/pau...
May 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.
June 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
With all that is awful surrounding us, I’ll take the joy where I can get it.
June 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Okay, why did the player get tossed for tapping his helmet? #Astros
June 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Camps...where people are concentrated...I'm not 100% certain but I feel like there is a term for this
May 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I see that the Sacramento AAAthletics are playing the Astros tonight.
May 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
United gate agent: “Nobody listens to me… I’m married. I should be used to this by now.”
May 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Incredible chart work. 🙏🏼

#90dealsIn90days
May 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Yesterday, my little town had its election. The good: our mayor was reelected in a landslide, which is good because his challenger seemed to be the real-life embodiment of Biff Tannen. The bad: voters turned down a sales tax to fund the volunteer fire department in a rapidly growing area.
May 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I’m on the cusp of getting an electric car. Not one made by a company that likes Roman Salutes… but it’s time to retire the Sonata hybrid. It’s a matter now of making the numbers work.
April 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM