I hope we can all see him sniveling and crying as he's taken to prison.
I hope we can all see him sniveling and crying as he's taken to prison.
I'm rooting for the asteroid now more than ever.
#DontStopBelieving 🤞
I'm rooting for the asteroid now more than ever.
#DontStopBelieving 🤞
The billionaires are back to kissing his feet.
The billionaires are back to kissing his feet.
For now, elect Judge Susan Crawford here in Wisconsin.
Fair maps, a woman's right to choose and even your voting rights on the line.
A gigantic election in this battleground state.
-Prost
For now, elect Judge Susan Crawford here in Wisconsin.
Fair maps, a woman's right to choose and even your voting rights on the line.
A gigantic election in this battleground state.
-Prost
• your white wife got fired from her DEI position
• your kids can't go to college because there's no funding
• your parents can't afford their prescription drugs
• eggs are $13
• your white wife got fired from her DEI position
• your kids can't go to college because there's no funding
• your parents can't afford their prescription drugs
• eggs are $13
We’re living in a country that let a traitorous president get away with insurrection; zero accountability.
It’s not normal, all bets are off and the rule of law is a joke now.
We’re living in a country that let a traitorous president get away with insurrection; zero accountability.
It’s not normal, all bets are off and the rule of law is a joke now.
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
“I don't think so. Look, they got them up. I'd like to bring them down. It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard.”
Congratulations to the “price of eggs” idiots.
“I don't think so. Look, they got them up. I'd like to bring them down. It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard.”
Congratulations to the “price of eggs” idiots.
projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
projects.propublica.org/claimfile/