Miranda Johnson
@mstchick.bsky.social
Puerto Rican chef, crafter, and novelist from NJ. I love reading, writing, & crafting. FJL CF4L
Fave TV: Bob's Burgers, MST3K/Rifftrax, Abbot Elementary, Resident Alien.
Fave Movies: Moonstruck, Desk Set, How to Marry a Millionaire, & Encanto.
Fave TV: Bob's Burgers, MST3K/Rifftrax, Abbot Elementary, Resident Alien.
Fave Movies: Moonstruck, Desk Set, How to Marry a Millionaire, & Encanto.
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Perhaps if they stopped being Nazis. It didn't end well for most of them or their families in 1945 either.
June 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Perhaps if they stopped being Nazis. It didn't end well for most of them or their families in 1945 either.
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I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple.
Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
June 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple.
Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
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Blue lives = Redcoats.
Facts: this is America, a country founded on cop killing.
"Against all enemies foreign & domestic" includes the President, Congress, the Supreme Court, & cops.
To be an American must swear an eternal hostility to tyranny & traitors.
They brought it upon themselves.
No mercy.
Facts: this is America, a country founded on cop killing.
"Against all enemies foreign & domestic" includes the President, Congress, the Supreme Court, & cops.
To be an American must swear an eternal hostility to tyranny & traitors.
They brought it upon themselves.
No mercy.
June 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Blue lives = Redcoats.
Facts: this is America, a country founded on cop killing.
"Against all enemies foreign & domestic" includes the President, Congress, the Supreme Court, & cops.
To be an American must swear an eternal hostility to tyranny & traitors.
They brought it upon themselves.
No mercy.
Facts: this is America, a country founded on cop killing.
"Against all enemies foreign & domestic" includes the President, Congress, the Supreme Court, & cops.
To be an American must swear an eternal hostility to tyranny & traitors.
They brought it upon themselves.
No mercy.
The Israeli land grab needs to stop. Fuck Israel. We need to stop funding them while they're doing this.
pure evil
Palestinians gunned down while trying to reach food aid site in Gaza, hospital says
June 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The Israeli land grab needs to stop. Fuck Israel. We need to stop funding them while they're doing this.
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The White House does not just want more babies, it wants more white Christian babies that will keep white women barefoot, and pregnant and out of the workforce, with no power, enslaved to their husbands who can then rape them and beat them at will.
I’m a doctor. Fuck that shit.
I’m a doctor. Fuck that shit.
April 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The White House does not just want more babies, it wants more white Christian babies that will keep white women barefoot, and pregnant and out of the workforce, with no power, enslaved to their husbands who can then rape them and beat them at will.
I’m a doctor. Fuck that shit.
I’m a doctor. Fuck that shit.
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Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.
April 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.
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Fuck it, bring on Ape Lincoln
April 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Fuck it, bring on Ape Lincoln
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I believe we've just started the sequence of events that ends with Charlton Heston screaming on the beach.
April 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I believe we've just started the sequence of events that ends with Charlton Heston screaming on the beach.
"If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set." I love British insults. I wish I could write like The Bitchy Pundit.😍
Hi hope this person doesn't mind that I share this on BlueSky..
The Bitchy Pundit
February 16, 2019 ·
Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?"
Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response:
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The Bitchy Pundit
February 16, 2019 ·
Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?"
Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response:
Facebook for more.
April 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set." I love British insults. I wish I could write like The Bitchy Pundit.😍
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They just let any ole trash in the Oval Office these days.
April 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They just let any ole trash in the Oval Office these days.
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[shakes fist at sky] KLOBUCHAR!!
Things are moving quickly, but it looks like these Sen's especially need calls from *constituents* to vote NO on cloture:
Angus King (ME)
Amy Klobuchar (MN)
Jacky Rosen (NV)
Brian Schatz (HI)
Maggie Hassan (NH)
Jeanne Shaheen (NH)
Gary Peters (MI)
Capitol switchboard is 202-224-3121.
Angus King (ME)
Amy Klobuchar (MN)
Jacky Rosen (NV)
Brian Schatz (HI)
Maggie Hassan (NH)
Jeanne Shaheen (NH)
Gary Peters (MI)
Capitol switchboard is 202-224-3121.
This is NEW today. AOC sent this 11 am. Friday morning.
Yes, your calls are still needed. The vote is in the early afternoon. There is still time!
Yes, your calls are still needed. The vote is in the early afternoon. There is still time!
March 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
[shakes fist at sky] KLOBUCHAR!!
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Anti-Muskrat sign posted in NYC.
Bravo.
Bravo.
March 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Anti-Muskrat sign posted in NYC.
Bravo.
Bravo.
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Malagruze [MAL-uh-grooz]
(v.)
- To put into disorder or disarray; to harm physically.
- To cause havoc to; to disarrange, put into disarray.
Used in a sentence:
“If you don’t pay me back by the end of the week, I’m going to send Gunther over here to malagruze your face.”
(v.)
- To put into disorder or disarray; to harm physically.
- To cause havoc to; to disarrange, put into disarray.
Used in a sentence:
“If you don’t pay me back by the end of the week, I’m going to send Gunther over here to malagruze your face.”
March 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Malagruze [MAL-uh-grooz]
(v.)
- To put into disorder or disarray; to harm physically.
- To cause havoc to; to disarrange, put into disarray.
Used in a sentence:
“If you don’t pay me back by the end of the week, I’m going to send Gunther over here to malagruze your face.”
(v.)
- To put into disorder or disarray; to harm physically.
- To cause havoc to; to disarrange, put into disarray.
Used in a sentence:
“If you don’t pay me back by the end of the week, I’m going to send Gunther over here to malagruze your face.”