Matt Steele
@msteele127.bsky.social
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"I sat in an air-conditioned room and ate candy. Four stars." -my review of every summer movie
July 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"I sat in an air-conditioned room and ate candy. Four stars." -my review of every summer movie
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calvin broadus’ wife during sex:
i got that Dogg in me 😏😏
i got that Dogg in me 😏😏
July 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
calvin broadus’ wife during sex:
i got that Dogg in me 😏😏
i got that Dogg in me 😏😏
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
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Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
February 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
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This is extremely, extremely bad.
Our legal system cannot function if the govt retaliates — and if courts allow it to retaliate — against lawyers who take matters the govt disfavors.
Our legal system cannot function if the govt retaliates — and if courts allow it to retaliate — against lawyers who take matters the govt disfavors.
NEW: President Trump moved Tuesday to punish a law firm for providing pro bono legal services to Jack Smith as he prepared to face a potential investigation from the Trump administration.
He is stripping security clearnces and govt funding from the firm. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...
He is stripping security clearnces and govt funding from the firm. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...
February 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is extremely, extremely bad.
Our legal system cannot function if the govt retaliates — and if courts allow it to retaliate — against lawyers who take matters the govt disfavors.
Our legal system cannot function if the govt retaliates — and if courts allow it to retaliate — against lawyers who take matters the govt disfavors.
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LITERALLY EVERY FBI DIRECTOR HAS BEEN A REPUBLICAN. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
Republicans welcomed Kash Patel's confirmation, seeing him as someone who can fix the FBI's alleged targeting of conservatives in recent years.
Senate confirms Kash Patel, fierce critic of FBI, to head the bureau
Republicans welcomed Kash Patel's confirmation, seeing him as someone who can fix the FBI's alleged targeting of conservatives in recent years.
www.npr.org
February 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
LITERALLY EVERY FBI DIRECTOR HAS BEEN A REPUBLICAN. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
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Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window
February 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window
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The people that think Facebook would never lie to them used to browse the internet like this
February 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The people that think Facebook would never lie to them used to browse the internet like this
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A meme was born
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
A meme was born
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a man willing to take it to hell
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
a man willing to take it to hell
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maga america being forced to watch the kendrick super bowl halftime show
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
maga america being forced to watch the kendrick super bowl halftime show
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I don't think this is still embargoed but Draft Kings will be unveiling a new Manning Brother in an add later in the game. It's not a bit they made up for an ad, either, they crafted a real guy using proprietary Manning DNA. They call him Slumper and it sounds like a freight train when he breathes.
February 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I don't think this is still embargoed but Draft Kings will be unveiling a new Manning Brother in an add later in the game. It's not a bit they made up for an ad, either, they crafted a real guy using proprietary Manning DNA. They call him Slumper and it sounds like a freight train when he breathes.
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don’t worry, he’ll just release millions of gallons of water in places it won’t help at all
NEW: President Trump's hiring freeze has stopped the onboarding of seasonal federal firefighters, including those who work for agencies called on to help battle the devastating L.A. fires, creating a potential shortfall ahead of the next fire season. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Trump's freeze stalls federal firefighter hiring
Crews helped battle the deadly Los Angeles-area wildfires, and now some worry a shortfall will weaken response capabilities as fire season approaches.
www.nbcnews.com
February 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
don’t worry, he’ll just release millions of gallons of water in places it won’t help at all
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If Joe Biden had said this it would have been good for a week’s worth of programming on Fox News
Trump praises Tommy Tuberville for doing a great job as Patrick Mahomes's college coach, despite the fact he never coached Mahomes
February 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If Joe Biden had said this it would have been good for a week’s worth of programming on Fox News
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His administration is literally composed of men who beat and batter women.
Trump: "My administration will not stand by and watch men beat and batter female athletes. And it's gonna end, and it's ending right now, and nobody is gonna be able to do a damn thing about it, because when I speak, we speak with authority."
February 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
His administration is literally composed of men who beat and batter women.
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We’re legit about to have egg dealers out on the streets now t.co/43MM771P4t
February 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We’re legit about to have egg dealers out on the streets now t.co/43MM771P4t
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Reminder: More than 500,000 athletes play NCAA sports. Fewer than 10 are openly transgender.
February 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reminder: More than 500,000 athletes play NCAA sports. Fewer than 10 are openly transgender.
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League should veto the trade. It’s that bad. I have never coped this hard in my life.
February 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
League should veto the trade. It’s that bad. I have never coped this hard in my life.
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Whatever you have planned for my butthole, please speed it up.
Not to second guess the aliens but whenever you’re ready guys.
February 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Whatever you have planned for my butthole, please speed it up.
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More of this please
January 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
More of this please
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Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections."
Each defendant assaulted him.
Each defendant assaulted him.
January 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections."
Each defendant assaulted him.
Each defendant assaulted him.
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Hey I called it
Elon: “Heil Hitler”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
January 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hey I called it
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I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
January 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.