@murphyxo.bsky.social
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i haven’t eaten any chocolate how tf am i supposed to know what day it is
December 2, 2024 at 5:39 PM
i haven’t eaten any chocolate how tf am i supposed to know what day it is
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"My mommie protects me because she loves me."
December 1, 2024 at 2:01 PM
"My mommie protects me because she loves me."
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Here is a nice mushroom
November 30, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Here is a nice mushroom
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Scotland in Winter I took this 5 years ago to show My American friends its snows in Scotland’s highlands🏴
November 30, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Scotland in Winter I took this 5 years ago to show My American friends its snows in Scotland’s highlands🏴
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The kind of winter we all need fr 😌✨❄️☃️
November 30, 2024 at 8:42 AM
The kind of winter we all need fr 😌✨❄️☃️
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
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So much of twitter is just incredibly weird men posting a picture of a woman’s new haircut and saying something like “the west has fallen”
November 26, 2024 at 10:01 PM
So much of twitter is just incredibly weird men posting a picture of a woman’s new haircut and saying something like “the west has fallen”
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If it's got snow it counts as a Christmas movie.
November 25, 2024 at 11:13 PM
If it's got snow it counts as a Christmas movie.
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while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
November 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
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Bluesky has made it. I can once again explain very online things to my not very online wife and have her stare at me, bewildered. We’re back baby!!!!
November 26, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Bluesky has made it. I can once again explain very online things to my not very online wife and have her stare at me, bewildered. We’re back baby!!!!
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drake suing spotify for boosting numbers as if he hasn’t been doing the same for his partner’s ages
November 26, 2024 at 2:53 PM
drake suing spotify for boosting numbers as if he hasn’t been doing the same for his partner’s ages
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Here’s a little zen from the smoky mountains ⛰️
November 26, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Here’s a little zen from the smoky mountains ⛰️