Charis
@myalchod.bsky.social
three crows short of a murder. wholly uninterested in being your Token Good Jew ™. אני עוד חי
Asterisk leading to footnote, “Favourite (aspirational); we know you hate it.”
Seriously though, talk about visibly throwing a well-known and respected brand identity into the trash.
Seriously though, talk about visibly throwing a well-known and respected brand identity into the trash.
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Asterisk leading to footnote, “Favourite (aspirational); we know you hate it.”
Seriously though, talk about visibly throwing a well-known and respected brand identity into the trash.
Seriously though, talk about visibly throwing a well-known and respected brand identity into the trash.
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Jan. 1: “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
Jan. 3: “Well, THAT didn’t age well…”
Jan. 3: “Well, THAT didn’t age well…”
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Jan. 1: “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
Jan. 3: “Well, THAT didn’t age well…”
Jan. 3: “Well, THAT didn’t age well…”
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It is very important that your federal electeds hear not only from you on social media, but through direct contact as well. Tag them and then
Call and email. Do both. Tell them to move to immediately impeach and remove for an unconstitutional war of aggression.
Call and email. Do both. Tell them to move to immediately impeach and remove for an unconstitutional war of aggression.
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 AM
It is very important that your federal electeds hear not only from you on social media, but through direct contact as well. Tag them and then
Call and email. Do both. Tell them to move to immediately impeach and remove for an unconstitutional war of aggression.
Call and email. Do both. Tell them to move to immediately impeach and remove for an unconstitutional war of aggression.
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I have said this a number of times before, but at risk of being irritating: What we did with “AI” is take every single cultural institutional bias in our language and bake it into the foundation of future tech. There is not, and can never be, an unbiased version of a large language model.
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I have said this a number of times before, but at risk of being irritating: What we did with “AI” is take every single cultural institutional bias in our language and bake it into the foundation of future tech. There is not, and can never be, an unbiased version of a large language model.
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Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:
January 1, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:
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Friends with stores, please check out the info below - I just found out that Whimsy Station has been scraped by Amazon also (without my knowledge or consent). Not something I wanted to deal with today.
Update: I emailed the opt-out address listed on their website and got a reply. But, I never. Should. Have. Had. To. Opt. Out. I’m so tired of these tech companies & their entitlement. DoorDash putting small restaurants on their apps w/o permission, AI scraping our sites, & now this? It’s exhausting
December 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Friends with stores, please check out the info below - I just found out that Whimsy Station has been scraped by Amazon also (without my knowledge or consent). Not something I wanted to deal with today.
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
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shel silverstein was a prophet
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
shel silverstein was a prophet
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
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Haven't the foggiest about the quality of this research, or whether the headline has skewed its findings, but I want to believe.
"A new study has found that eating 50g or more of high-fat cheese a day correlates with a lower risk of developing dementia. That means all cheeses with more than 20 percent fat content, including brie, gouda, cheddar, parmesan, gruyere, and mozzarella." www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study
One of the finest foods available to humanity may carry an unexpected benefit.
www.sciencealert.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Haven't the foggiest about the quality of this research, or whether the headline has skewed its findings, but I want to believe.
Fascinating and infuriating. I know there are elements of my writing that are now flagged as ChatGPT hallmarks, and while I'm a native English speaker, I not only grew up w/immigrant parents and grandparents who were not, I also picked up a lot from reading older literature -- especially nonfiction.
This is incredibly important. If you read one thing this week: marcusolang.substack.com/p/im-kenyan-...
I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Like Me.
I'm calm. I'm calm. I promise.
marcusolang.substack.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Fascinating and infuriating. I know there are elements of my writing that are now flagged as ChatGPT hallmarks, and while I'm a native English speaker, I not only grew up w/immigrant parents and grandparents who were not, I also picked up a lot from reading older literature -- especially nonfiction.
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
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my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
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Choosing to focus, on hearing the news of Rob Reiner's passing, to remember this moment where he was so overcome with joy and laughter that he - the director of the movie - was one of many people banished from the set in order to finish filming.
TIL nearly all of the "Miracle Max" scene from Princess Bride was improvised by Billy Crystal, and it took three ten hour days to shoot, because they couldn't get through his improv without everyone (cast and crew) laughing so hard it ruined the audio.
Mandy Patinkin bruised a rib holding it in.
Mandy Patinkin bruised a rib holding it in.
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and laughing .
Alt: Miracle Max and his wife waving goodbye from the Princess Bride.
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Choosing to focus, on hearing the news of Rob Reiner's passing, to remember this moment where he was so overcome with joy and laughter that he - the director of the movie - was one of many people banished from the set in order to finish filming.
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The world is an increasingly unpredictable and chaotic place. Check in with the people around you. You never know who might need that kindness.
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The world is an increasingly unpredictable and chaotic place. Check in with the people around you. You never know who might need that kindness.
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A beautuful thread about Rob Reiner.
I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
A beautuful thread about Rob Reiner.
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Rob Reiner directed some of the most beloved movies of all time, including Stand By Me, This is Spinal Tap, and The Princess Bride. His production company also made movies like The Shawshank Redemption, Before Sunrise and Michael Clayton. The film industry has lost one of its titans.
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Rob Reiner directed some of the most beloved movies of all time, including Stand By Me, This is Spinal Tap, and The Princess Bride. His production company also made movies like The Shawshank Redemption, Before Sunrise and Michael Clayton. The film industry has lost one of its titans.
There's something particularly special in having my sister here to start Hanukkah this year, given *expansive handwave* everything. We made latkes and farmer's cheese fritters and lit candles and sang songs without having to deal w/video-chat lag, and it was lovely and comforting.
כן, אנחנו עוד חיים
כן, אנחנו עוד חיים
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
There's something particularly special in having my sister here to start Hanukkah this year, given *expansive handwave* everything. We made latkes and farmer's cheese fritters and lit candles and sang songs without having to deal w/video-chat lag, and it was lovely and comforting.
כן, אנחנו עוד חיים
כן, אנחנו עוד חיים
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and an antisemite will say "well how come I hear about Jews so much in influential fields eh, eh?"
my friend, let me tell you about how *extremely motivating* it is to know that in living memory everyone like you was killed unless you could persuade another country that you were worth letting in
my friend, let me tell you about how *extremely motivating* it is to know that in living memory everyone like you was killed unless you could persuade another country that you were worth letting in
yeah. when asked, the most common view around the world is that about 1-2% of people in the world are Jewish ie 70-140 million people.
it's 0.19%
there are 12 million of us. world Jewish population has never returned to the pre-Holocaust number of 18m
ajourneyintotheholocaust.com/wp-content/u...
it's 0.19%
there are 12 million of us. world Jewish population has never returned to the pre-Holocaust number of 18m
ajourneyintotheholocaust.com/wp-content/u...
December 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
and an antisemite will say "well how come I hear about Jews so much in influential fields eh, eh?"
my friend, let me tell you about how *extremely motivating* it is to know that in living memory everyone like you was killed unless you could persuade another country that you were worth letting in
my friend, let me tell you about how *extremely motivating* it is to know that in living memory everyone like you was killed unless you could persuade another country that you were worth letting in
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Perfect response to someone asking how they can help
Reach out to your Jewish friends and check on them. Be willing to listen. Learn about us and our history and story, a tiny 0.2% of the world, w/o making us characters in someone else’s story. Correct people who express antisemitic ideas.
And for the next 8 days, see and enjoy our lit menorahs.
And for the next 8 days, see and enjoy our lit menorahs.
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Perfect response to someone asking how they can help
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No, this is not why there was an antisemitic terror attack in Australia today. You really can critique the actions of the state of Israel without saying that they are responsible for all antisemitism across the entire world. Truly, you can.
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
No, this is not why there was an antisemitic terror attack in Australia today. You really can critique the actions of the state of Israel without saying that they are responsible for all antisemitism across the entire world. Truly, you can.
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If you need a measles jab in the US and can't afford one, hit up Bree's replies. There are people in there volunteering to cover someone else's shot in the name of Fuck Measles.
I got my titers checked in May, and I'm good. If you're not sure, go get yer jabs!
I got my titers checked in May, and I'm good. If you're not sure, go get yer jabs!
If you are worried this is too big an executive function barrier you can go to a pharmacy and they will probably just jab you. That is what I did.
I'm not saying it's necessarily the right way to do this, that is just how much I am not fucking around with the measles
I'm not saying it's necessarily the right way to do this, that is just how much I am not fucking around with the measles
Go to your doctor and get your measles titers checked to make sure you are still immune and if not get re-vaccinated. It’s more and more likely all of us are going to eventually come in contact with it.
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If you need a measles jab in the US and can't afford one, hit up Bree's replies. There are people in there volunteering to cover someone else's shot in the name of Fuck Measles.
I got my titers checked in May, and I'm good. If you're not sure, go get yer jabs!
I got my titers checked in May, and I'm good. If you're not sure, go get yer jabs!
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"You have to use AI."
...why?
...why?
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"You have to use AI."
...why?
...why?