Madeline
@mydarlingmoth.bsky.social
(she/they) Bride of Dracula personality hire.
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jalepeno poppers are so sexy why don't we have them in the freezer year-round
December 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
jalepeno poppers are so sexy why don't we have them in the freezer year-round
In year 7 we learned about the 7 deadly sins in RE and my teacher cued up a drop of Neil Tennant singing "it's a...it's a...it's a sin" and he pressed play each time he or anyone else said the name of one of them
December 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In year 7 we learned about the 7 deadly sins in RE and my teacher cued up a drop of Neil Tennant singing "it's a...it's a...it's a sin" and he pressed play each time he or anyone else said the name of one of them
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Watched three films in the last two days after not watching any for five months
December 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Watched three films in the last two days after not watching any for five months
My version of "there are only 15 episodes of Mr Bean" is "Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers is only half an hour long"
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
My version of "there are only 15 episodes of Mr Bean" is "Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers is only half an hour long"
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
The queue for leftovers
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The queue for leftovers
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Merry Christmas Thursday!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Merry Christmas Thursday!!!!
The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by TheKinksVEVO
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Controversial YouTube star Ms. Rachel: "I don't think children anywhere should be bombed or starved to death."
Regular YouTube star Mr. Beast: "I unleashed a pack of rabid dogs into a convent. The last nun to be infected will win $19,000!"
Regular YouTube star Mr. Beast: "I unleashed a pack of rabid dogs into a convent. The last nun to be infected will win $19,000!"
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Controversial YouTube star Ms. Rachel: "I don't think children anywhere should be bombed or starved to death."
Regular YouTube star Mr. Beast: "I unleashed a pack of rabid dogs into a convent. The last nun to be infected will win $19,000!"
Regular YouTube star Mr. Beast: "I unleashed a pack of rabid dogs into a convent. The last nun to be infected will win $19,000!"
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I'm at kier starmer's for christmas. bit worried. he's gone glassy eyed and keeps telling me about his "fuck box". says it's upstairs and I should come and have a look at it.
December 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I'm at kier starmer's for christmas. bit worried. he's gone glassy eyed and keeps telling me about his "fuck box". says it's upstairs and I should come and have a look at it.
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Songs don’t save the world.
They save people.
…And people do the rest.
They save people.
…And people do the rest.
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Songs don’t save the world.
They save people.
…And people do the rest.
They save people.
…And people do the rest.
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Merry Christmas to the best the now deceased Irish Twitter had to offer. #Speirgorm
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Merry Christmas to the best the now deceased Irish Twitter had to offer. #Speirgorm
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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Raging. Just put the bins out, then I heard a crash and saw Sir Keir Starmer running away wearing nothing but a Santa hat
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Raging. Just put the bins out, then I heard a crash and saw Sir Keir Starmer running away wearing nothing but a Santa hat
TIFO there was a 1997 remake/sequel to The Love Bug (1968) where there is a rival black VW Beetle called Horace, The Hate Bug.
TL;DR: Herbie The Love Bug has a Wario
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lov...
TL;DR: Herbie The Love Bug has a Wario
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lov...
The Love Bug (1997 film) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
TIFO there was a 1997 remake/sequel to The Love Bug (1968) where there is a rival black VW Beetle called Horace, The Hate Bug.
TL;DR: Herbie The Love Bug has a Wario
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lov...
TL;DR: Herbie The Love Bug has a Wario
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lov...
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In 2021 I dressed in full PPE and held my phone to an intubated 45 year old man's ear while his daughter said goodbye to him.
I truly don't believe in hell but sometimes I wish I did.
I truly don't believe in hell but sometimes I wish I did.
This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.
Congratulations to Stephen Macedo & Frances Lee, whose book In Covid's Wake has been recognized as:
⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year
Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year
Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
December 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
In 2021 I dressed in full PPE and held my phone to an intubated 45 year old man's ear while his daughter said goodbye to him.
I truly don't believe in hell but sometimes I wish I did.
I truly don't believe in hell but sometimes I wish I did.
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This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.
Congratulations to Stephen Macedo & Frances Lee, whose book In Covid's Wake has been recognized as:
⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year
Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year
Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.
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"The former entertainer" lmao
Russell Brand charged with further sexual offences including rape
Russell Brand charged with further sexual offences including rape
The former entertainer, 50, faces one count of rape and one of sexual assault of two more alleged victims
Russell Brand has been charged with further sexual offences, including one count of rape, the Metropolitan police have said.
The 50-year-old former entertainer has been charged with one count of rape and one of sexual assault of two further alleged victims. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
"The former entertainer" lmao
A character in the audiobook I'm listening to just "flexed their bloodied hand" and I legit thought they were showing it off and not, you know, flexing their muscles.
December 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
A character in the audiobook I'm listening to just "flexed their bloodied hand" and I legit thought they were showing it off and not, you know, flexing their muscles.
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It’s amazing how faithful The Muppet Christmas Carol is to the original novel.
December 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
It’s amazing how faithful The Muppet Christmas Carol is to the original novel.
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oh yeah I love Kpop Demon Headmaster
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
oh yeah I love Kpop Demon Headmaster
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sometimes this site is good
December 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
sometimes this site is good