Naldi
@naldi.bsky.social
Lover of video games, MTG, drag queens, humor, and food. 🏳️🌈♏
"That donkey has legs all the way up to its ass."
January 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"That donkey has legs all the way up to its ass."
I am currently the sexiest person eating black truffle burrata in this grocery store parking lot
January 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I am currently the sexiest person eating black truffle burrata in this grocery store parking lot
Thank goodness my boi got a new card! 🥳🥳
January 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Thank goodness my boi got a new card! 🥳🥳
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This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*
uh oh
*Frantically starts flipping though pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
uh oh
*Frantically starts flipping though pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
United States involvement in regime change - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*
uh oh
*Frantically starts flipping though pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
uh oh
*Frantically starts flipping though pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
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Me when I become grass and then see you:
December 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me when I become grass and then see you:
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Making some Oreo truffles, chocolate squares filled with sea salt, caramel, and peanuts, and also some teriyaki beef jerky today.
December 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Making some Oreo truffles, chocolate squares filled with sea salt, caramel, and peanuts, and also some teriyaki beef jerky today.
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- hogwarts legacy is free on epic
- hp skins in fortnite
Yep, it's time to tap the sign
It's either us, the REAL PEOPLE in your life, or your shitty nostalgia
(btw even if the games/items are free that wench still profits from it because of licensing fees)
- hp skins in fortnite
Yep, it's time to tap the sign
It's either us, the REAL PEOPLE in your life, or your shitty nostalgia
(btw even if the games/items are free that wench still profits from it because of licensing fees)
December 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
- hogwarts legacy is free on epic
- hp skins in fortnite
Yep, it's time to tap the sign
It's either us, the REAL PEOPLE in your life, or your shitty nostalgia
(btw even if the games/items are free that wench still profits from it because of licensing fees)
- hp skins in fortnite
Yep, it's time to tap the sign
It's either us, the REAL PEOPLE in your life, or your shitty nostalgia
(btw even if the games/items are free that wench still profits from it because of licensing fees)
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Tonight's calligraphy practice.
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Tonight's calligraphy practice.
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Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
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In case it wasn't clear: the money from these licensing agreements is going directly into funding causes that directly attack my fundamental human rights to exist in public and receive medical care.
I won't attack you for liking HP. But a section of the population will label you as unsafe.
I won't attack you for liking HP. But a section of the population will label you as unsafe.
Welp, time to delete Fortnite. I've been playing it pretty regularly since they added Naruto, and I get they want to print money, but I can't enjoy a game that licensed H*rry P*tter. Being able to use the bathroom in peace is more important to me than a video game.
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
In case it wasn't clear: the money from these licensing agreements is going directly into funding causes that directly attack my fundamental human rights to exist in public and receive medical care.
I won't attack you for liking HP. But a section of the population will label you as unsafe.
I won't attack you for liking HP. But a section of the population will label you as unsafe.
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Don't buy Starbucks gift cards this holiday season!
Santa checked his list twice and Starbucks is on the naughty list for ignoring workers and union busting.
This holiday season, unite with workers – don’t buy Starbucks gift cards while baristas are on strike. #NoContractNoCoffee
https://solidaritywithbaristas.org/
This holiday season, unite with workers – don’t buy Starbucks gift cards while baristas are on strike. #NoContractNoCoffee
https://solidaritywithbaristas.org/
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Don't buy Starbucks gift cards this holiday season!
I love the fact that I was trying to be a good adult and do errands today and a tire on the car just decided that it's done and pops.
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I love the fact that I was trying to be a good adult and do errands today and a tire on the car just decided that it's done and pops.
I wish I was spending the weekend with some friends and/or getting railed instead of panicking/stressing about funerals and finances.
Who's willing to help distract me?
Who's willing to help distract me?
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I wish I was spending the weekend with some friends and/or getting railed instead of panicking/stressing about funerals and finances.
Who's willing to help distract me?
Who's willing to help distract me?
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CANCEL your Fortnite subscriptions and DELETE the game from all your computers.
Choosing—and yes, it is a CHOICE— to license Harry Potter in 2025 sends a message: "We do not care about trans people."
No amount of Miku or trans-colored cosmetic items can make up for this.
bsky.app/profile/jazz...
Choosing—and yes, it is a CHOICE— to license Harry Potter in 2025 sends a message: "We do not care about trans people."
No amount of Miku or trans-colored cosmetic items can make up for this.
bsky.app/profile/jazz...
Fuck Fortnite, Fuck Epic, Fuck The Game Awards.
Posting this to their X but NOT their Bluesky just SHOWS they know they're doing some bigoted shit & just don't wanna get called out for it.
Imagine hurting your Transgender playerbase like this? And your Transgender viewers {In the case of TGA}?
Posting this to their X but NOT their Bluesky just SHOWS they know they're doing some bigoted shit & just don't wanna get called out for it.
Imagine hurting your Transgender playerbase like this? And your Transgender viewers {In the case of TGA}?
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
CANCEL your Fortnite subscriptions and DELETE the game from all your computers.
Choosing—and yes, it is a CHOICE— to license Harry Potter in 2025 sends a message: "We do not care about trans people."
No amount of Miku or trans-colored cosmetic items can make up for this.
bsky.app/profile/jazz...
Choosing—and yes, it is a CHOICE— to license Harry Potter in 2025 sends a message: "We do not care about trans people."
No amount of Miku or trans-colored cosmetic items can make up for this.
bsky.app/profile/jazz...
Well, I'm a new member of the dead dad club. It still hasn't fully set in yet, but I'm doing okay.
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Well, I'm a new member of the dead dad club. It still hasn't fully set in yet, but I'm doing okay.
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It’s so wild how the wealthy are destroying the Amazon that potentially has the cure for all the cancers in favor of an Amazon that’s creating new types of cancers
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It’s so wild how the wealthy are destroying the Amazon that potentially has the cure for all the cancers in favor of an Amazon that’s creating new types of cancers
Who else is up exhausting their hog-monkey?
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Who else is up exhausting their hog-monkey?
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Happy Out of Touch Thursday the 20th to those who celebrate.
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Happy Out of Touch Thursday the 20th to those who celebrate.
Okay, which one of you is it?
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Okay, which one of you is it?