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Salesforce being a word present in this email is the cherry on top
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
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December 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Salesforce being a word present in this email is the cherry on top
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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I'm not sure I've ever seen anything with a larger disconnect between the executive class and the general public than AI - there have been cases where executives want to push something they know is unpopular, but on AI it's like the backlash hasn't penetrated their bubble at all
What gets me about executives at movie/videogame studios being taken aback at consumer backlash to AI is that they seem genuinely surprised that we like the human beings that make the things that we like
December 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm not sure I've ever seen anything with a larger disconnect between the executive class and the general public than AI - there have been cases where executives want to push something they know is unpopular, but on AI it's like the backlash hasn't penetrated their bubble at all
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Liberals keep trying to come up with a way to be anti-communist without being pro-fascist. It never works. It's always just fascism with extra steps.
If a country bans communism it usually means they've embraced fascism
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Liberals keep trying to come up with a way to be anti-communist without being pro-fascist. It never works. It's always just fascism with extra steps.
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Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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chopped and washed
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
chopped and washed
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Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
so many people who i consider(ed?) friends still actively use X the Hitler app and it kinda pisses me off
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 AM
so many people who i consider(ed?) friends still actively use X the Hitler app and it kinda pisses me off
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why the fuck would anyone go back to twitter at this point lmfao. genuinely what do you imagine is on there that would benefit anyone in any way? sorry your table is getting lonely over there, maybe invite the AI that Elon is constantly personally reprogramming to be more racist?
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
why the fuck would anyone go back to twitter at this point lmfao. genuinely what do you imagine is on there that would benefit anyone in any way? sorry your table is getting lonely over there, maybe invite the AI that Elon is constantly personally reprogramming to be more racist?
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I like that when I joined bluesky it was a place for sickos to not be bothered by Nazis but now it has a reputation for being super libbed up so when I say something like "do you think Wolverine got regular boners or did it pop in and out like his claws" someone will stop by to say "VOTE!"
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I like that when I joined bluesky it was a place for sickos to not be bothered by Nazis but now it has a reputation for being super libbed up so when I say something like "do you think Wolverine got regular boners or did it pop in and out like his claws" someone will stop by to say "VOTE!"
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
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hello, my commissions are still open ... I'm on break right now from school so I have significantly more time to make things now!!
info in my carrd in pinned!!
will be posting more commission info later as well ... stay tuned
info in my carrd in pinned!!
will be posting more commission info later as well ... stay tuned
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
hello, my commissions are still open ... I'm on break right now from school so I have significantly more time to make things now!!
info in my carrd in pinned!!
will be posting more commission info later as well ... stay tuned
info in my carrd in pinned!!
will be posting more commission info later as well ... stay tuned
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1 slot left!!!
Quick Sketches and Inky Sketches are available again! 2 slots of each! There's no color addons for now because it's an emergency and I need to go through these quick as I'll need to open again soon!
Quick Sketches: ko-fi.com/c/d15a1cda76
Inky Sketches: ko-fi.com/c/e47c263c14
Quick Sketches: ko-fi.com/c/d15a1cda76
Inky Sketches: ko-fi.com/c/e47c263c14
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
1 slot left!!!
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looks to the moon rain world is incredibly gender in a way i cannot put into words
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
looks to the moon rain world is incredibly gender in a way i cannot put into words
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Leftistly: the thing I don’t like about speeding prohibitions is making any amount of personal sacrifice for the public good. That stuff should all be don’t by other people in a way that doesn’t affect me
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Leftistly: the thing I don’t like about speeding prohibitions is making any amount of personal sacrifice for the public good. That stuff should all be don’t by other people in a way that doesn’t affect me
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the weird two-year stretch in which i was older than every nfl quarterback is finally over. hopefully that will never happen again
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
the weird two-year stretch in which i was older than every nfl quarterback is finally over. hopefully that will never happen again
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This is the conservative version of this classic tweet
December 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is the conservative version of this classic tweet
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conservatives now have become the “umm is there a sportsball on?” demographic. complete soy right takeover
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
conservatives now have become the “umm is there a sportsball on?” demographic. complete soy right takeover