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God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside
God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside
THE HEAVENS—Groaning to Himself as the professionally dressed evangelists rounded the corner, the Lord God Almighty reportedly locked the gates of heaven Tuesday after spotting Mormon missionaries mil...
theonion.com
December 22, 2024 at 4:24 PM
God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside
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I feel like the Icelandic Yule Cat, Jólakötturinn, is pretty well known at this point, but just in case you haven't heard... icelandicfolklore.is/the-yule-cat/
The Yule Cat – Icelandic Folklore
icelandicfolklore.is
December 21, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I feel like the Icelandic Yule Cat, Jólakötturinn, is pretty well known at this point, but just in case you haven't heard... icelandicfolklore.is/the-yule-cat/
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sweater season for the chuckster
December 22, 2024 at 3:54 PM
sweater season for the chuckster
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can we not do the "die hard is a Christmas movie" thing here please. "remember thing that wasn't entertaining or edifying on twitter but just a non-argument about which even the most bored person alive could not credibly be thought to actually care" can we not. for my Christmas present. please
December 15, 2024 at 2:40 PM
can we not do the "die hard is a Christmas movie" thing here please. "remember thing that wasn't entertaining or edifying on twitter but just a non-argument about which even the most bored person alive could not credibly be thought to actually care" can we not. for my Christmas present. please
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As the oligarchy begins to take shape, this meme seems more prescient than ever. They have convinced you that immigrants are your enemy while they pick your pockets at the same time, you’ve been duped. It’s the billionaires who are ruining this country,not migrants. Always has been. #RiseAndResist
December 15, 2024 at 5:51 PM
As the oligarchy begins to take shape, this meme seems more prescient than ever. They have convinced you that immigrants are your enemy while they pick your pockets at the same time, you’ve been duped. It’s the billionaires who are ruining this country,not migrants. Always has been. #RiseAndResist
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Nobody has ever dropped a more fire comeback than, “The bar is so low it’s a tripping hazard in hell, and yet here you are limbo dancing with the devil.”
December 15, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Nobody has ever dropped a more fire comeback than, “The bar is so low it’s a tripping hazard in hell, and yet here you are limbo dancing with the devil.”
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Ariana Grande does not currently have plans to tour next year, her label confirms.
December 15, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Ariana Grande does not currently have plans to tour next year, her label confirms.
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At this point it’s been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.
December 1, 2024 at 8:42 PM
At this point it’s been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.
waiting for the day bluesky has polls so the interactive poll accounts move here too........ yes i want to imagine my life as a fairy
December 2, 2024 at 5:42 AM
waiting for the day bluesky has polls so the interactive poll accounts move here too........ yes i want to imagine my life as a fairy
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I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.
November 24, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.
Fern Forest Cafe 🌿
Chiang Mai, Thailand
Chiang Mai, Thailand
November 25, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Fern Forest Cafe 🌿
Chiang Mai, Thailand
Chiang Mai, Thailand
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Before & After: I don’t think people realize the extent to which parked cars degrade public space.
November 25, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Before & After: I don’t think people realize the extent to which parked cars degrade public space.
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
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Zayn Malik pays tribute to Liam Payne on the screen at his show in Leeds tonight.
November 23, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Zayn Malik pays tribute to Liam Payne on the screen at his show in Leeds tonight.
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People are willing to walk a lot farther when you make it a pleasant walk.
November 24, 2024 at 2:53 AM
People are willing to walk a lot farther when you make it a pleasant walk.
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Getting older is fun.
November 23, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Getting older is fun.
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‘Midnights’ by Taylor Swift becomes the fastest female album to surpass 10 BILLION streams in Spotify history.
November 23, 2024 at 10:28 PM
‘Midnights’ by Taylor Swift becomes the fastest female album to surpass 10 BILLION streams in Spotify history.
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Adele talking about Taylor Swift and her Eras Tour at a recent show:
“Isn't she finishing up soon? That's been a long f*cking tour. Girl needs some rest! She deserves her rest.”
“Isn't she finishing up soon? That's been a long f*cking tour. Girl needs some rest! She deserves her rest.”
November 24, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Adele talking about Taylor Swift and her Eras Tour at a recent show:
“Isn't she finishing up soon? That's been a long f*cking tour. Girl needs some rest! She deserves her rest.”
“Isn't she finishing up soon? That's been a long f*cking tour. Girl needs some rest! She deserves her rest.”