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Annie, nannered. She/they. Festive.
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I understand the sentiment behind it but too many of y’all seemed way too eager to make clanker jokes in a way that seemed less about being anti AI and more about wanting to make jokes where the punchline is “this sounds like real slurs but about a fake thing” or “haha, it’s like old timey racism”
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Have you heard someone use the disgusting “argument” that queers should not care about Palestine?

I have a recommendation.

Read this book. Inara: Light of Utopia is an anthology of poetry and stories from queer and trans Palestinians imagining liberation. www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...
Inara: Light of Utopia
Inara: Light of Utopia is a groundbreaking anthology th…
www.goodreads.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Are you curious about Palestinians, but you don’t know any, and have never engaged with them before?

I have a recommendation. Read this book. Thyme Travellers: An Anthology of Palestinian Speculative Fiction brings together fantasy and science fiction stories. www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...
Thyme Travellers: An Anthology of Palestinian Speculati…
Thyme Travellers collects fourteen of the Palestinian d…
www.goodreads.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Ottawa got a bunch of ice last night so everything is slippery as hell but don't worry, @en.ottawa.ca has salted this spot between two bins and absolutely nowhere else 👍
December 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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"Growing up in Gaza, I didn't realize that the siege I was living under was unique or that others didn't face a constant threat of death. It was only after I left that I understood I had grown up in a concentration camp, and that it shaped my life. " mondoweiss.net/2025/12/i-di...
I did not understand I grew up in a concentration camp until I left Gaza
Growing up in Gaza, I didn’t realize that the siege I was living under was unique or that others didn’t face a constant threat of death. It was only after I left that I understood I had grown up in a…
mondoweiss.net
December 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, where the shadows lie, One Tim to rule them all, One Tim to find them, One Tim to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, blew up the Death Star.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has a machine gun now. Ho! Ho! Ho!
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When we were younger @cargot-robbie.urbanists.social.ap.brid.gy and I gifted each other back and forth a Bryan Adams CD for a few years and then we stopped and I was never sure which one of us lost it but one of us is autistic and one has ADHD and if I were a bettin man...
December 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Ottawa, why?
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"I grab a lot of butts in my dreams"

#ConversationsWithCraig
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Me: so I broke my arm

Canadian doctor: MAID

Me: uh, is that the only...?

Canadian doctor: (producing two buckets of bubbling green liquid) so do you want 'painful?' Or 'extremely painful?'
December 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We live in Ottawa, and today we received a letter addressed to a plumber in Fredericton, NB. I'm beginning to suspect there may be downsides to running essential services for profit.
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"It's going to be wet as Christ and half as fun" - Craig, on melting snow

#conversationswithcraig
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"I can touch two things at once, I have so many fingers"

#conversationswithcraig
December 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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OH THAT IS INTERESTING
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Hahaha
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Oh do you fuckin think?
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The man has the charisma level of gonorrhea
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"

Many soldiers raise their hands.

Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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I’ve said this before but I still think a movie starring Dylan McDermott, Dermot Mulroney, and Dylan Mulvaney as siblings would really do a lot for my serotonin right now
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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I hope the many disastrous economic crises looming on the horizon all happen at once and this happens
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I've been away for 11 days, it's my first night back and this guy is sleeping against my legs. Craig goes to cuddle me and gets kicked hard in the gut like "stay away ape man"
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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my “not involved in child sex trafficking” press conference raised a lot of questions already answered by my press conference
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Hi! Are you doomscrolling? Max loves you.
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I wish Porter airlines was on this app so I could ask them why it's so FUCKING HOT on this plane like what is the point of that if not to make me lose my shit and rip off my own face
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM