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Woke up thinking about dinner again.

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

when elected, I will mail multiple pairs of headphones to every home in America, yes I am in a public waiting room right now why do you ask

Someone gotta say it. Red delicious are unfit for human consumption

My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad

Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆