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Solicitor, Coeliac, cider snob 🇮🇪 #paddystinian

Co. Roscommon
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Just watched It's A Wonderful Life for probably the 15th time. Never tire of the traditional Christmas message that the struggle against rapacious capitalism is eternal and the solution is working together with your friends and family and not being the atomised worker only helping themselves.
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I was reading some research about the impact of pub culture on the genetic make-up of the UK. Basically, centuries of getting drunk and coping off in the local has localised breeding to the level where there's a big uptick of recessive disorders in the UK due to Inn-breeding.
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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It’s that time of year again… and I’m sharing a photo of me from 1993. That’s how seriously I’m taking this.

Going live on Instagram, at 3pm on Christmas Day, to take piano requests. Unplanned, unprepared.

All in aid of the wonderful work of AsIAm.

idonate.ie/gavplayspiano
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
December 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Oh my good Jesus. 🧵
Want to hear about my worst ever Christmas Day? Sure you do.
20-ish years ago, my then-girlfriend said her brother had invited us to spend Christmas day with him and his girlfriend at said girlfriend's mum's house. Sounds cosy, right? Nope. 1/
December 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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America is fucking mental.*

*I am not a qualified psychiatrist.
I fell off a ladder in August. The bill for the 1.7 mile ambulance ride is $4387.31.

Our $4500 per MONTH Cigna insurance won’t pay more than $600, because the ambulance is out of network.

There are no in-network ambulances in our county, and I was unconscious when it was called.
December 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
December 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Bang of the Derek Zoolander center on the new nomenclature here
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's days like this I really miss the old popbitch message board.

#walliams
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i've gone with Duckduckgo for now.
So what's the best browser that isn't going to constantly annoy me with pointless AI crap or track everything I do and marry it up to my Gmail account
Mozilla’s new CEO is doubling down on an AI future for Firefox
www.theverge.com/tech/845216/...
December 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
So what's the best browser that isn't going to constantly annoy me with pointless AI crap or track everything I do and marry it up to my Gmail account
December 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Why don't the Libs want to come back to X though... It's lovely here"
December 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
It's days like this I'm glad I ditched it
When you search Rob Reiner’s name on Bluesky it’s a bunch of people talking about how much his art meant to them, and when you search Rob Reiner’s name on Twitter it’s a bunch of people saying he deserved it because of his politics
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson.

Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!

[BIG ASS THREAD]
a man reading a book to a young boy
Alt: a man reading a book to a young boy
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Grok is not glitching. Humans who treat a speech-imitating bot as though it were a source of information are glitching.

gizmodo.com/grok-is-glit...
Grok Is Glitching And Spewing Misinformation About The Bondi Beach Shooting
Among other problems, the chatbot is spewing misinformation about the horrific Bondi Beach shooting in Australia.
gizmodo.com
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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If this was in the USA, the cops would've shot the guy who disarmed the shooter.
WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Lol the crazy thing is, no, you’re not running out of good ideas. There are tons of great ideas everywhere. You’re just not willing to fund them because you’re all cowards.
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Government could probably solve a fair chunk of mental health problems by giving grants to community choirs; few things gladden the heart more than communal singing.
When you drift through some unheralded point in your 40s, you start accumulating actuarial risks.

The odds of illness, heart attack, or the chances losing of a parent go up.

But there is another risk- particularly acute for men.

There is a risk you will lose your capacity for joy.
December 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Sharing this to commemorate Dick Van Dyke’s centenary.
One of the best exchanges I’ve ever seen on social media was when Lt. Cmndr Data and Bert the Chimney Sweep got into a rumble over Angela Lansbury.
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Every Christmas, the takeaway in the village of Graiguenamanagh puts on the greatest show on Earth. Well done, fellas.
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Or Beatles.
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM