neetwife
@neetwife.bsky.social
full time dog, part time girlfailure
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If you haven’t had your pre-christmas meltdown yet there’s still time
December 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If you haven’t had your pre-christmas meltdown yet there’s still time
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He’s thinking about building a baseball field you moron
June 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
He’s thinking about building a baseball field you moron
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chat did you know there will be stuff you like that is problematic and that's normal
June 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
chat did you know there will be stuff you like that is problematic and that's normal
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are you deadass mr president
June 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
are you deadass mr president
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happy gay month everyone!
and remember:
and remember:
June 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
happy gay month everyone!
and remember:
and remember:
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Reject the false god that is penetration: sex is something you do with your teeth
December 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Reject the false god that is penetration: sex is something you do with your teeth
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Today’s a good day to be a trannylicious diva
May 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Today’s a good day to be a trannylicious diva
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I am once again begging you all to understand that passing as cis does not necessarily require being pretty or thin.
May 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I am once again begging you all to understand that passing as cis does not necessarily require being pretty or thin.
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prompt: draw the hottest lesbians you can imagine
straight guy: *draws a naked woman with huge tits slobbering all over another naked womans feet*
lesbians: *draws a girl in a mechanic jumpsuit with her hair tied back and grease smears on her face diligently tuning a blushing girls cybernetics*
straight guy: *draws a naked woman with huge tits slobbering all over another naked womans feet*
lesbians: *draws a girl in a mechanic jumpsuit with her hair tied back and grease smears on her face diligently tuning a blushing girls cybernetics*
April 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
prompt: draw the hottest lesbians you can imagine
straight guy: *draws a naked woman with huge tits slobbering all over another naked womans feet*
lesbians: *draws a girl in a mechanic jumpsuit with her hair tied back and grease smears on her face diligently tuning a blushing girls cybernetics*
straight guy: *draws a naked woman with huge tits slobbering all over another naked womans feet*
lesbians: *draws a girl in a mechanic jumpsuit with her hair tied back and grease smears on her face diligently tuning a blushing girls cybernetics*
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slapping a "i bought this before icarus fell" sticker on my pair of wax wings
April 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
slapping a "i bought this before icarus fell" sticker on my pair of wax wings
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bro its over. smuggle it or pay the tariff. they're not making shit over here
April 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
bro its over. smuggle it or pay the tariff. they're not making shit over here
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
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roommate left spotify logged in on the computer before he went to work so when the porn audio he's listening to right now finishes I set up a jump scare for him
April 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
roommate left spotify logged in on the computer before he went to work so when the porn audio he's listening to right now finishes I set up a jump scare for him
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face it, if you had the ability to completely vaporize $2 trillion dollars out of existence in under 20 minutes, you’d be tempted to see what happens too
The US stock market has lost over $2 trillion in the last 20 minutes.
Nice, nice. Nice.
Nice, nice. Nice.
April 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
face it, if you had the ability to completely vaporize $2 trillion dollars out of existence in under 20 minutes, you’d be tempted to see what happens too
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the sickos man is very cold. let him inside
March 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the sickos man is very cold. let him inside
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remember back when ppl thought of mark zuckerberg as this kind of post-sheldonesque antisocial genius type guy bc of the jesse eisenberg movie and now he’s just k-mart elon musk
March 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
remember back when ppl thought of mark zuckerberg as this kind of post-sheldonesque antisocial genius type guy bc of the jesse eisenberg movie and now he’s just k-mart elon musk
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yuri........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
March 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
yuri........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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going down to my dungeon to check on my legion of the undead that i'm trying to teach how to post and frowning maternally as i watch one of my little zombies belaboredly type "Damn it feels goog to be a Gangter" and fall off his chair
March 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
going down to my dungeon to check on my legion of the undead that i'm trying to teach how to post and frowning maternally as i watch one of my little zombies belaboredly type "Damn it feels goog to be a Gangter" and fall off his chair