Any ill pH
@neillph.bsky.social
SQL monkey
Virginia
Rugby union
College hoops
Old video games
Bluegrass music
Phish
Holds these truths to be self evident
Virginia
Rugby union
College hoops
Old video games
Bluegrass music
Phish
Holds these truths to be self evident
Hill I'll gladly die on: all three of the Austin Powers movies are not only better than you remember, they're objectively better than a lot of other movies of that era, and they're very much still worth watching today.
December 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hill I'll gladly die on: all three of the Austin Powers movies are not only better than you remember, they're objectively better than a lot of other movies of that era, and they're very much still worth watching today.
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Be like mugsy bogues. Tiny little guy? No problem. First name Mugsy? That’s just fine. Charlotte hornet? Took that in stride too
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Be like mugsy bogues. Tiny little guy? No problem. First name Mugsy? That’s just fine. Charlotte hornet? Took that in stride too
Am I the only one completely uninterested in the Sphere? It's how I feel about Vegas in general but that thing especially
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Am I the only one completely uninterested in the Sphere? It's how I feel about Vegas in general but that thing especially
Thank you CBS Sunday Morning for reminding me how much I can't stand listening to Metallica. They seem like good guys, though.
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Thank you CBS Sunday Morning for reminding me how much I can't stand listening to Metallica. They seem like good guys, though.
Hard to overstate how massive a W it is for the ACC that the championship game will be between two schools from states actually, ya know, on the Atlantic coast and not Texas or California
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Hard to overstate how massive a W it is for the ACC that the championship game will be between two schools from states actually, ya know, on the Atlantic coast and not Texas or California
We used to be a proper country
Washington Football Team chips, made from potatoes grown in soil from the then-FedEx Field
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
We used to be a proper country
Plaid Zack
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Plaid Zack
More like Cloudflerror amirite?
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
More like Cloudflerror amirite?
Finally getting around to he new Leftover Salmon from back in May, and uh, it slaps!
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Finally getting around to he new Leftover Salmon from back in May, and uh, it slaps!
Out of the 11 people elected governor of Virginia in my lifetime less than half (5) were actually from Virginia. Neither candidate in this election was from here. How do we fix this??
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Out of the 11 people elected governor of Virginia in my lifetime less than half (5) were actually from Virginia. Neither candidate in this election was from here. How do we fix this??
Nintendo's stock price climbing today solely because they added Animal Crossing: New Leaf to the Nintendo music app. No, I will not be listening to any attempts to convince me that there are other reasons.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Nintendo's stock price climbing today solely because they added Animal Crossing: New Leaf to the Nintendo music app. No, I will not be listening to any attempts to convince me that there are other reasons.
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To celebrate the rerelease of my short story collection Help The Witch via @swiftpress.bsky.social I’m giving away TWO signed copies each with a beautiful original linoprints by my mum, from the book (now v rare & worth £40).
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October 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
To celebrate the rerelease of my short story collection Help The Witch via @swiftpress.bsky.social I’m giving away TWO signed copies each with a beautiful original linoprints by my mum, from the book (now v rare & worth £40).
To enter you just need to repost this and pop a reply below.
To enter you just need to repost this and pop a reply below.
Marshawn Lattimore sux
October 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Marshawn Lattimore sux
Lifehack: if you call Wordle a bitch six times it'll just give you the answer. You dont have to actually do the puzzle.
October 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Lifehack: if you call Wordle a bitch six times it'll just give you the answer. You dont have to actually do the puzzle.
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What's yalls favorite soup I'll go first: a bowl of room temp taco bell fire sauce
October 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
What's yalls favorite soup I'll go first: a bowl of room temp taco bell fire sauce
Kinda blows my mind and that a person can just move to a new state and run for office there.
October 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Kinda blows my mind and that a person can just move to a new state and run for office there.
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One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.
September 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.
Frantically calling Pam Bondi upon seeing a joke about Robert Redford
September 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Frantically calling Pam Bondi upon seeing a joke about Robert Redford
When people say Phish sounds like Raffi for adults I don't think they realize what a huge compliment that is. I have a 9 month old so have listened to A LOT of Raffi lately and the man is a fucking treasure. Every last song is an absolute banger.
September 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
When people say Phish sounds like Raffi for adults I don't think they realize what a huge compliment that is. I have a 9 month old so have listened to A LOT of Raffi lately and the man is a fucking treasure. Every last song is an absolute banger.
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2015: “oh no, it’s the dystopian future where everyone is playing dumb hypnotic games on their little screen.”
2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”
2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”
September 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
2015: “oh no, it’s the dystopian future where everyone is playing dumb hypnotic games on their little screen.”
2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”
2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”
My wife has never seen the original Naked Gun so I got a copy on DVD and I'm not gonna tell her that OJ is in it I'm just gonna see how far we make it till she asks "wtf is that OJ?"
September 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My wife has never seen the original Naked Gun so I got a copy on DVD and I'm not gonna tell her that OJ is in it I'm just gonna see how far we make it till she asks "wtf is that OJ?"
Alcaraz in straight sets over Djokovic, you absolutely love to see it
September 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Alcaraz in straight sets over Djokovic, you absolutely love to see it