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Neon anus
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RPG nerd and avid Futurama watcher.

He/They | Bi |🐺| 37

Yeens, peens and vaccines.

18+ Only, no minors, may contain NSFW content
Everyday at work I have to pass by a sign that says "Navy ERP" and I laugh to myself every time 😄
December 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Mr. Handsome holiday card to the Man of Tomorrow crew from our art department.
Art by Sam Avila, Art Director.
Happy Holidays (and Hanlidays!)
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Why do I hear explosions outside my apartment? Is it gunfire, fireworks, or a secret third thing...
fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face
ALT: fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Being Bi means having a crush on two sexes on not acting on either 🥹
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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just made myself laugj outloud by pretending the j in Donald j trump stands for japanimation
December 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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happy anniversary to the thing I wrought
Happy(?) anniversary to a very special moment in Silent Hill history -- a real cut above the rest.

Yesterday through Tuesday is the 10th anniversary of the Silent Hill Circumcision Meltdown.
Circumcision Is Tearing Apart The Silent Hill Wikia, Maybe Avoid It For Now - Rely on Horror
It's about the ethics in Wikia editing.
www.relyonhorror.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
More executives need to have a "No" person as well, just some jerk who asks "But, why?" to every decision
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory

he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Not sure if it's my best but certainly my favorite
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"Who the fuck takes care of you then?"

"Grandma."

"Well, what's her name?"

"Grandma."

"...Is granny spry?"

*Puts on ski mask*
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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begging you to look at the QTs on the matcha turkey post, I am ded
Had to go back to get proof
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Every now and then I'm reminded of the Hellraiser video game for the NES that the devs couldn't figure out how to make work so they instead turned it into a Wolfenstein 3D clone for the SNES where you play as Noah and have to put angry animals back to sleep called Super 3D Noah's Ark
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Me when I G**gle something and all the links are purple:
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Alkaline Trio - Surprise Surprise (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by riserecords
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I think it's so funny that when you play as Origin Lae'zel you get a alt companion named Losiir who dies immediately after you escape the ship and she's all like "whelp nothing we can do about this" while having several resurrection scrolls on her person
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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bro said
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I mean... I guess?
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
YT recommended some video in my feed that looked interesting but when I started watching it, it seemed off. Reading the comments people were pointing out that it was AI generated, sure enough when I looked at their channel they've posted 9.8k videos since Oct 2017...

That's just over 3 videos a DAY
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Halp
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM