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political Life in Hell strips from the 90's. I posted these on twitter after the 2017 presidential inauguration
November 8, 2024 at 11:41 PM
political Life in Hell strips from the 90's. I posted these on twitter after the 2017 presidential inauguration
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After all these years, I somehow never cease to be amazed at how people can become obsessive fans of works of art with completely opposite politics to their own, while remaining oblivious to the fact that their favorite artists are arguing against everything these fans believe in.
October 9, 2024 at 3:01 AM
After all these years, I somehow never cease to be amazed at how people can become obsessive fans of works of art with completely opposite politics to their own, while remaining oblivious to the fact that their favorite artists are arguing against everything these fans believe in.
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it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
October 2, 2024 at 9:56 PM
it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
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If you solder a ~10cm long "antenna" wire to a laptop's DRAM data bus, it makes it extra sensitive to electromagnetic interference.
So much so that clicking a piezo-electric arc lighter nearby can induce bit-flips.
I wrote an exploit to turn those bitflips into a shell:
So much so that clicking a piezo-electric arc lighter nearby can induce bit-flips.
I wrote an exploit to turn those bitflips into a shell:
October 2, 2024 at 10:11 PM
If you solder a ~10cm long "antenna" wire to a laptop's DRAM data bus, it makes it extra sensitive to electromagnetic interference.
So much so that clicking a piezo-electric arc lighter nearby can induce bit-flips.
I wrote an exploit to turn those bitflips into a shell:
So much so that clicking a piezo-electric arc lighter nearby can induce bit-flips.
I wrote an exploit to turn those bitflips into a shell:
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And forgive me for switching birbs, but this raven has some serious skills also...
September 16, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Earlier, I had one of those sponsored Temu ads pop up in my Facebook feed.
Those look like nothing related to soccer balls.
I mean, I had to know what their full description was, so I clicked through and WHAT THE CURSED HELL IS THAT SECOND THING???
Those look like nothing related to soccer balls.
I mean, I had to know what their full description was, so I clicked through and WHAT THE CURSED HELL IS THAT SECOND THING???
August 29, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Earlier, I had one of those sponsored Temu ads pop up in my Facebook feed.
Those look like nothing related to soccer balls.
I mean, I had to know what their full description was, so I clicked through and WHAT THE CURSED HELL IS THAT SECOND THING???
Those look like nothing related to soccer balls.
I mean, I had to know what their full description was, so I clicked through and WHAT THE CURSED HELL IS THAT SECOND THING???
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Finnegan does this when he hears garbage trucks
August 30, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Finnegan does this when he hears garbage trucks
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Just watched a video and apparently much of the cybertruck frame is made of -cast- aluminum and tow hitches are snapping off causing crashes. Because of course they are. Cast aluminum is not structurally sound for this kind of use. The white parts are cast. And can't be repaired.
August 25, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Just watched a video and apparently much of the cybertruck frame is made of -cast- aluminum and tow hitches are snapping off causing crashes. Because of course they are. Cast aluminum is not structurally sound for this kind of use. The white parts are cast. And can't be repaired.
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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”
August 26, 2024 at 7:44 PM
There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”
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🎶"... Corn rigs and barley rigs, and Mar-ma-lade sarnies..."🎶
August 21, 2024 at 1:48 PM
🎶"... Corn rigs and barley rigs, and Mar-ma-lade sarnies..."🎶
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Some exciting news:
We have made The Onion's historical front page archive, dating back to 1900, available and free for all.
Explore history with us, starting with this day in 1932:
theonion.com/front-page-a...
We have made The Onion's historical front page archive, dating back to 1900, available and free for all.
Explore history with us, starting with this day in 1932:
theonion.com/front-page-a...
August 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Some exciting news:
We have made The Onion's historical front page archive, dating back to 1900, available and free for all.
Explore history with us, starting with this day in 1932:
theonion.com/front-page-a...
We have made The Onion's historical front page archive, dating back to 1900, available and free for all.
Explore history with us, starting with this day in 1932:
theonion.com/front-page-a...
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Konami is missing out on a great crossover opportunity in not licensing out Silent Hill to be a DLC of PowerWash Simulator.
All the rust. All the dirt. All the blood. All the monsterfuckers that wanna hose down PyramidHead.
Absolute fools.
All the rust. All the dirt. All the blood. All the monsterfuckers that wanna hose down PyramidHead.
Absolute fools.
August 15, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Konami is missing out on a great crossover opportunity in not licensing out Silent Hill to be a DLC of PowerWash Simulator.
All the rust. All the dirt. All the blood. All the monsterfuckers that wanna hose down PyramidHead.
Absolute fools.
All the rust. All the dirt. All the blood. All the monsterfuckers that wanna hose down PyramidHead.
Absolute fools.
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This made me laugh (again) 🥬
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From: spinach@greenhouse.com
To: farmerjohn@greenhouse.com
Subject: NEED WATER
Post by bisexual-redacted-energy: Twitter screenshot from @audipenny
(opening my god damn email [“email” is crossed out and replaced with “salad”]) there better not be any god damn emails in here](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ghx4g5bwoazaeoq3c3nf7tl2/bafkreic7hhvgq27uuk4hoeo4x7eyjc6kzqhtt35aqzn2nfycbtdv5v2cje@jpeg)
July 4, 2024 at 2:58 AM
This made me laugh (again) 🥬
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I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANT THIS DEER HEAD SOMEONE POSTED IN THE BAD TAXIDERMY FB ACCOUNT
July 2, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANT THIS DEER HEAD SOMEONE POSTED IN THE BAD TAXIDERMY FB ACCOUNT
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*Still debating my Mrs. Butterworth follow up...
June 26, 2024 at 2:16 AM
*Still debating my Mrs. Butterworth follow up...
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oh my god there's a chinese knockoff of the cybertruck and somehow the cybertruck looks like a cheap knockoff of it
www.carscoops.com/2024/05/dong...
www.carscoops.com/2024/05/dong...
June 26, 2024 at 3:00 PM
oh my god there's a chinese knockoff of the cybertruck and somehow the cybertruck looks like a cheap knockoff of it
www.carscoops.com/2024/05/dong...
www.carscoops.com/2024/05/dong...