NerdyKris
@nerdykris.bsky.social
I have a lot of thoughts replaying Mass Effect for the first time since 3 came out, but a big one is what the fuck was up with Cerberus? There's "we moved fast and broke a few things" and then there's Cerberus where as far as I can tell, the Normandy SR-2 was their only non war crime division.
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I have a lot of thoughts replaying Mass Effect for the first time since 3 came out, but a big one is what the fuck was up with Cerberus? There's "we moved fast and broke a few things" and then there's Cerberus where as far as I can tell, the Normandy SR-2 was their only non war crime division.
The current Republican platform is apparently just belting out "IF I COULD TURN BACK T~IME!"
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The current Republican platform is apparently just belting out "IF I COULD TURN BACK T~IME!"
On the one hand it's more work, on the other hand it's nice to be so well known across all the companies that people come straight to me instead of their in house IT support desk.
a man with a lightning bolt on his shirt is sitting at a table and says " i 'm wildly popular "
Alt: David from Schitt's Creek saying "I'm wildly popular, some might even venture to call me beloved"
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
On the one hand it's more work, on the other hand it's nice to be so well known across all the companies that people come straight to me instead of their in house IT support desk.
People really need to learn the difference between "Nobody is talking about this" and "my Blusky feed isn't talking about it".
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
People really need to learn the difference between "Nobody is talking about this" and "my Blusky feed isn't talking about it".
Look at these assholes.
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Look at these assholes.
Hanging onto this for tomorrow.
It’s soup weather! Do you want an easy tasty soup recipe? Of course you do. Here’s one.
1 lb Italian sausage
1 can pumpkin puree
1 tbsp curry powder
1 or 2 cans coconut milk
Chicken stock, amount depends on the coconut milk
1 head cauliflower or a bag of florets
Maybe chickpeas? Up to you
1 lb Italian sausage
1 can pumpkin puree
1 tbsp curry powder
1 or 2 cans coconut milk
Chicken stock, amount depends on the coconut milk
1 head cauliflower or a bag of florets
Maybe chickpeas? Up to you
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hanging onto this for tomorrow.
This actually explains the Morbius re-release fiasco. A bunch of suits who don't engage with media mistook surface level references for a love of the film. He's not sharing something about the films he enjoyed, just acknowledging they exist.
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This actually explains the Morbius re-release fiasco. A bunch of suits who don't engage with media mistook surface level references for a love of the film. He's not sharing something about the films he enjoyed, just acknowledging they exist.
Oh my god I just realized this is mall ninja. He thinks mall ninja was real.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Oh my god I just realized this is mall ninja. He thinks mall ninja was real.
Trigger warning: dead OWLs.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Trigger warning: dead OWLs.
This was not supposed to be a kitty bench.
November 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This was not supposed to be a kitty bench.
I just got back from Earth 1. Simpsons was cancelled after 10 seasons, but Firefly is in season 20 and the entire cast has died and been replaced six times. I said "Like Sliders?" but they said that show ended when John Rhys-Davies was offered his own series about an opera singer that solves crimes.
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I just got back from Earth 1. Simpsons was cancelled after 10 seasons, but Firefly is in season 20 and the entire cast has died and been replaced six times. I said "Like Sliders?" but they said that show ended when John Rhys-Davies was offered his own series about an opera singer that solves crimes.
There's a Fallout announcement in ten minutes and there's a decent chance it's a Fallout 3 remaster and they're scrambling to remove the bombed out White House images from the deck.
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There's a Fallout announcement in ten minutes and there's a decent chance it's a Fallout 3 remaster and they're scrambling to remove the bombed out White House images from the deck.
I'm still in shock that the entire east wing of the White House is just gone. This can't be real. He's just destroying everything and nobody is stopping him. All that history just gone.
Yeah, as I told you at Law Dork yesterday, but, OK. www.lawdork.com/p/trump-demo...
October 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm still in shock that the entire east wing of the White House is just gone. This can't be real. He's just destroying everything and nobody is stopping him. All that history just gone.
@mikemcmahan.bsky.social Is there something missing from the wall story between Solar Opposites s5 and the s6 premiere? I get a time jump to "and now Queen Cherie has connected the yard and the wall", but where did the throuple come from? It feels like when I missed the Valentines Day special.
October 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
@mikemcmahan.bsky.social Is there something missing from the wall story between Solar Opposites s5 and the s6 premiere? I get a time jump to "and now Queen Cherie has connected the yard and the wall", but where did the throuple come from? It feels like when I missed the Valentines Day special.
Trying to figure out if the "You are so nice, I wish every customer was like you" I keep getting from Amazon support is legitimate or AI sycophantry.
October 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Trying to figure out if the "You are so nice, I wish every customer was like you" I keep getting from Amazon support is legitimate or AI sycophantry.
They need to be rebooted. Completely. The continuity is a mess, and half the backstories require meta commentary about EIC fuckery.
Also Magneto is beyond redemption. At this point he's evil, full stop. He murdered a child for wanting to go to school instead of joining his space based death cult.
Also Magneto is beyond redemption. At this point he's evil, full stop. He murdered a child for wanting to go to school instead of joining his space based death cult.
What's an opinion about X-Men that'll get you sent to jail? Is Jean really interesting or really boring? Should Logan have stayed dead? Do you think a certain x-mens outfit is positively horrendous even though people seem to love it?
The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷
The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷
October 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
They need to be rebooted. Completely. The continuity is a mess, and half the backstories require meta commentary about EIC fuckery.
Also Magneto is beyond redemption. At this point he's evil, full stop. He murdered a child for wanting to go to school instead of joining his space based death cult.
Also Magneto is beyond redemption. At this point he's evil, full stop. He murdered a child for wanting to go to school instead of joining his space based death cult.
I'm mad at that finale.
October 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I'm mad at that finale.
Am I nuts or is this the Ghostbusters firehouse in The Mask?
October 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Am I nuts or is this the Ghostbusters firehouse in The Mask?
So he's just speed running an Elon now, huh?
October 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So he's just speed running an Elon now, huh?
The real twist this season is that it's our world.
At least someone on Peacemaker finally remembered that White Dragon was a white supremacist. Unfortunately it was not Leota, the one person who should probably remember she's friends with a racist.
September 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real twist this season is that it's our world.
At least someone on Peacemaker finally remembered that White Dragon was a white supremacist. Unfortunately it was not Leota, the one person who should probably remember she's friends with a racist.
September 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
At least someone on Peacemaker finally remembered that White Dragon was a white supremacist. Unfortunately it was not Leota, the one person who should probably remember she's friends with a racist.
They're gonna dishonorably discharge the Tuskegee Airmen next.
These guys are going “What else.. what else” with the most horrific shit throughout American history
The MAGA monocultural revolution is so thorough that Hegseth made it a priority to honor soldiers who carried out war crimes in 1890.
September 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
They're gonna dishonorably discharge the Tuskegee Airmen next.
Al shows up: Sam, look, Iggy says you need to jump out the window.
Sam: What?
Al: That's what he says! Just jump. Right out that window. If you do it right now you land on Rudy Guliani, killing you both.
Sam: Are you sure you're not one of the evil jumpers?
Devil and God: No this is a joint venture.
Sam: What?
Al: That's what he says! Just jump. Right out that window. If you do it right now you land on Rudy Guliani, killing you both.
Sam: Are you sure you're not one of the evil jumpers?
Devil and God: No this is a joint venture.
Sam Beckett finds himself in Trump Tower in 2012 and looks in a mirror: Oh boy....
September 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Al shows up: Sam, look, Iggy says you need to jump out the window.
Sam: What?
Al: That's what he says! Just jump. Right out that window. If you do it right now you land on Rudy Guliani, killing you both.
Sam: Are you sure you're not one of the evil jumpers?
Devil and God: No this is a joint venture.
Sam: What?
Al: That's what he says! Just jump. Right out that window. If you do it right now you land on Rudy Guliani, killing you both.
Sam: Are you sure you're not one of the evil jumpers?
Devil and God: No this is a joint venture.
Amazon keeps returning this TV for a new store and at this point I'm about to tell the store to just walk over to Best Buy and roll it through the mall themselves.
September 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Amazon keeps returning this TV for a new store and at this point I'm about to tell the store to just walk over to Best Buy and roll it through the mall themselves.