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Nico
@nicobrainrot.bsky.social
· Nov 23
i love evil women. id let one kill me
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alton brown making carbonara with country breakfast sausage and rigatoni is the most "my GOAT's not washed" moment i've ever personally experienced
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
alton brown making carbonara with country breakfast sausage and rigatoni is the most "my GOAT's not washed" moment i've ever personally experienced
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
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I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me
December 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me
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Jarvis make her fatter
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Jarvis make her fatter
The opening credits of this movie is the titular Marty Supreme busting raw inside a woman, the camera then shifts focus to the POV of his cum and we watch the moment of conception as his sperm enter her egg and then the egg morphs into a ping-pong ball. Forever Young is playing the whole time. 5/5
December 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The opening credits of this movie is the titular Marty Supreme busting raw inside a woman, the camera then shifts focus to the POV of his cum and we watch the moment of conception as his sperm enter her egg and then the egg morphs into a ping-pong ball. Forever Young is playing the whole time. 5/5
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jake sully 3 days after his deployment on Pandora:
December 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
jake sully 3 days after his deployment on Pandora:
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僕は毎日パーティーしたい。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I want to party every day.
translation:
I want to party every day.
December 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
僕は毎日パーティーしたい。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I want to party every day.
translation:
I want to party every day.
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attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
pick up that can
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
pick up that can
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The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
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Wow there's so many good Japanese artists in my feed now that people are moving off Twitt-!
"Oh cool! What kinda art do they make? :D"
...uhhh
"Can I see some? :)"
...UHHHHH
"Oh cool! What kinda art do they make? :D"
...uhhh
"Can I see some? :)"
...UHHHHH
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Wow there's so many good Japanese artists in my feed now that people are moving off Twitt-!
"Oh cool! What kinda art do they make? :D"
...uhhh
"Can I see some? :)"
...UHHHHH
"Oh cool! What kinda art do they make? :D"
...uhhh
"Can I see some? :)"
...UHHHHH
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Thank you Elon for incentivizing all my favorite doujin artists to move over here
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Thank you Elon for incentivizing all my favorite doujin artists to move over here
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Your annual reminder that the sister in the Folgers incest commercial is played by Jeffrey Combs' daughter
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Your annual reminder that the sister in the Folgers incest commercial is played by Jeffrey Combs' daughter
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after everyone leaves and it's just you and the leftovers
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
after everyone leaves and it's just you and the leftovers
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いなりずしサンタさん。
がんぼるぞい。
translation:
This is an inari sushi Santa.
がんぼるぞい。
translation:
This is an inari sushi Santa.
December 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
いなりずしサンタさん。
がんぼるぞい。
translation:
This is an inari sushi Santa.
がんぼるぞい。
translation:
This is an inari sushi Santa.
I hope you all had a good Christmas friends
December 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I hope you all had a good Christmas friends
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your presents wrapped 2025
you disappointed 32 extended family members this year. That's A Lot.
you have 15 gay people online you bought presents for. Room for one more in the polycule?
You jerked off 5 times on Christmas day. Talk about a White Christmas!
you disappointed 32 extended family members this year. That's A Lot.
you have 15 gay people online you bought presents for. Room for one more in the polycule?
You jerked off 5 times on Christmas day. Talk about a White Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
your presents wrapped 2025
you disappointed 32 extended family members this year. That's A Lot.
you have 15 gay people online you bought presents for. Room for one more in the polycule?
You jerked off 5 times on Christmas day. Talk about a White Christmas!
you disappointed 32 extended family members this year. That's A Lot.
you have 15 gay people online you bought presents for. Room for one more in the polycule?
You jerked off 5 times on Christmas day. Talk about a White Christmas!
I saw daddy sucking off santa claus
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I saw daddy sucking off santa claus
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i hope everyone gets the gift of ipad this day. ipad: the perfect device for mild computing
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
i hope everyone gets the gift of ipad this day. ipad: the perfect device for mild computing
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post