#1 Villain Enjoyer
banner
nightbuzzard.bsky.social
#1 Villain Enjoyer
@nightbuzzard.bsky.social
30. Lurking in Kylux hell since 2016 ✌️
Main account: @pituophis.bsky.social
Pinned
Ok the 10th anniversary spurred me to create this side account so I could post about Kylux without scaring away the reptile people 🧡🖤
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
tank top hux? with dog tags? in his quarters?
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
They're the same picture
December 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Headlines: “Why isn’t everyone talking about Domhnall Gleeson?”

Me every day: “I want to death roll Domhnall Gleeson like an alligator”
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
Anniversary dance party at Starkiller Bass
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Every time I start TLJ and see his tired face
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Work responsibilities are DONE for the day, it’s time to watch TFA and make nachos
December 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
On this day 10 years ago, the world was introduced to Kylo Ren / Ben Solo
December 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Happy anniversary TFA... on this day 10 years ago I was blissfully unaware that you were about to give me a pathological attachment to a cringe guy I'd spend the next decade suffering bad takes about, but I still love you
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
let's all get more perverted in 2026
December 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
Silly doodle I've never posted #kylux
December 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
everyone STOP what you’re doing and write FANFICTION ON THE CLOCK!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Not enough MADK content out there… not enough true sickos in the world… fine I guess I’ll go watch/read The Summer Hikaru Died
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
December 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"Jerk prince Kylo Ren on walkabout being a jerk all over the galaxy" - Soule describing LoV in his newsletter

And it was exactly what I needed this year, thank you
December 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
All I want for Christmas is the Resurgent-class Star Destroyer Finalizer
December 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
It’s Hux’s love language
Please stop sending highly-skilled assassins to murder me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
imagine wanting your faves to have a good time. couldn't be me
December 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Ok a big reason I never saw it was because cute sidekicks annoy me and The Child being Baby Yoda’ed so hard everywhere put me off.

But now I can say that Mando is a cool guy and worth it
I’ll admit that I have never actually seen The Mandalorian but I’m finally going to watch at least the first season next week
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
There is peace in submission

(This is heavily inspired by la justice ancienne by Jean Delville) and the whole “Hux, I order you to build me a throne” thing.
Please don’t hate me 😅

#Kylux #nsfw
August 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This one's extra personal to me and I appreciated it; I grew up in a super conservative Star Wars loving family and saw early on how my parents thought they were the noble freedom fighting rebels (who went on to be Trump voters).

I remember Star Wars themed sermons at church about it in like 2009!
THE LAST JEDI director Rian Johnson makes a timely and hilarious STAR WARS joke in his new movie WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (now streaming on @netflix.com).

Read about the joke and hear @rianjohnson.bsky.social explain its inclusion in the film here: theholofiles.com/2025/12/12/t...
December 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Reposted by #1 Villain Enjoyer
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Domhnall being shown the Hux speech again in 2025: “Wow I’m really going for it. This is hard to watch, turn it off”

We who’ve watched it on repeat for 10 years:
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM