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I have as many followers as Jesus had disciples, quick, no one else follow me until I am executed by the state
Ok back to the mines I guess
May 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
CIS PEOPLE: advocating for gender policing will hurt everyone including you.

It truly does not matter if you’re cis, if you’re straight, if you look “normal”. If you make it legal to target people based on gender presentation you are putting a target on your own back.
May 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
ATTENTION GAY PEOPLE: you will not win the “most normal gay person” award. You will not win a “one of the good ones” medal.

Openly shitting on trans ppl will not make homophobic people like you more.
May 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Can I log on and rant for a second?
May 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
glory to god in the highest amirite
April 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
a year ago I came out as trans, not realizing the silly timing :)
April 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Capitalism only works if you’re ok with killing people to get rich, or ok with dying to make someone else rich
January 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
even if I had $7,293 to spend on a 30-day supply of this medicine, the pharmacy won’t fill it without insurance authorization
January 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I don’t need AI to write my emails I need AI to sense the increasing anger in my voice as I say “speak to a representative” over and over and over…
January 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Since the average median pay for BCBSTX executives is around $113/hr, I feel I am owed about $170 for the hour and a half I just spent talking in circles with a robot who refused to let me speak to a human person and hung up on me twice.
January 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Santa is a radical leftist.
December 25, 2024 at 3:01 AM
*taps mic* Christmas is a secular holiday, Santa Claus is an amalgam of at least 4 different folklore figures bastardized and popularized by an American political cartoonist, Jesus Christ was likely born no later than September and most Christmas traditions we have come from Germanic pagan rituals
December 24, 2024 at 10:05 PM
oh not much, just thinking about how at the beginning of this year I went 1 month without medical care because *checks notes* the healthcare marketplace lied about what was covered in my insurance plan
December 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I have as many followers as Jesus had disciples, quick, no one else follow me until I am executed by the state
December 8, 2024 at 7:01 PM
The heads of these companies have blood on their hands, their guilt is a preexisting condition, and my sympathy is not covered.
December 7, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 1:43 PM
The US Government didn’t want to pay for my Endometriosis medication so now they have to pay for my Gender Reassignment
December 5, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the mikunited states of america

and to the leekpublic, for which it spins,,,
December 1, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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I will absolutely not, under no uncertain circumstances, take you to funky town.
November 30, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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hey, sorry to bother you! unfortunately my wife says you were “totally annoying” at work today. and so we must duel
April 23, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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Me liking my own posts
November 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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big day coming up for people who like dinner
November 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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can't even say Happy Thanksgiving anymore thanks to woke. you have to say gobble gobble it's turkey time bay-BEE or else they kick you out of the store
November 27, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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If I'm being completely honest, I am maybe a little bit of a holla back girl.
November 23, 2024 at 8:44 PM
last night I dreamed that the devil impregnated me and I gave birth in secret and was raising my baby hidden from my friends and family so as to not steal anyone’s thunder
November 26, 2024 at 5:05 PM