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Node Chomsky
@nodechomsky.bsky.social
A guy who does stuff with things.
Beware the mighty septopus, he is such a crazy guy. He lives on top of a submarine, and always eating pies. He’s always eating pies up there and throwing festivals, he’s the greatest guy in town with seven testicles!
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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We’re in a hell of a lot of trouble.
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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If it is the stance of this administration that drugs are weapons in armed conflict … shouldn’t my right to bear those arms not be infringed?
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Just opted to not buy something at a @walgreenspharmacy.bsky.social because of the hostile way they lock up their merchandise.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It’s depressing that pardoning people carte blanc is the only technically constitutional thing he is doing. I have always hated the pardon almost as much as I hate our policing and prison system along with the electoral college and the Senate.
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Social media shortens your lifespan, not be hastening your death, but rather simulating it for hours every day.
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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"Science said it was impossible, but I made my tornado-proof AI George Washington 7% more racist!!"
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Muting people is so refreshing. Like the sudden clarity in your notifications, it’s really nice.
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Society really fell to shit when we stopped using the term “literally”, literally.
Example:
Me: “The guy is literally a nazi.”
OtherPerson: “I hate him too, but…”
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I have about 400lbs of movable type if anyone needs it. Sorted by typeface. Just moved all 30 of the boxes. Lead-based “type metal” basically solder that expands when cooled. Same stuff a linotype uses.
Designed in my brain with movable type, vintage printing plates and linocut, and printed on a tiny press by hand, taking five impressions to print each card. Each has unique details making them one-off.
No AI, just real art made by a real person.

Last chance for shipping next week!
Hi! Would you like some of my lovely Christmas cards?

I still have a small number of packs available and sending out a couple of times a week.

You can find them here:

ko-fi.com/s/1af2e209ad
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My Cavies be like:
“That’s the guy that feeds us delicious veggies twice a day and cleans up our shit and cuddles us while we purr with joy…RUUUUN MOTHER FUCKER, NO TELLING WHAT HE UP TO!!!!”
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The “Hole” saga is a major text in several national religions.
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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The sale continues, original art and prints on deep sale
I'm having a BIG HOLIDAY SALE FULL OF SAVINGS on my website. 11x14 prints on sale for $45! And NEW 8x10 prints of all my classic designs for just $20 EACH. All prices on original art SLASHED.

michaelkupperman.com/shop
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I see your wager, and raise it with “Alan Thick handing the set of growing pains over to Mr cooper in the pilot of Hanging with Mr Cooper was kind of cooler, though.”
We act like the “Murder, She Wrote” and “Magnum, P.I.” crossover wasn’t the apex of western culture.
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I predicted 10 years ago to my last exchange with CHUDified former friend that Trump would be removed by his own party. We will see.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
They likely put it in their bindle. I would check my white picket fence for hobo marks if that happened to me.
I tried cooling the apple pie on my windowsill yesterday and a hobo stole it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
CHUDs are broken in this way I never even witnessed working with L6 personality disorder cases as a therapist. No dysfunctional thought I witnessed people express in that situation can hold a candle to the corrupted soul of a CHUD. I just didn’t realize anyone would bend down and gobble Satan’s nuts
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Any interaction with a Republican right now should just be everyone asking them dryly “what the fuck is wrong with you?” repeatedly until they are capable of honestly answering the question.
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM