Noelia
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Noelia
@noeliaj.bsky.social
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We’re sleepwalking into a disaster
5 million-plus kindergartners now live in counties where schools don’t have “herd immunity” for measles, Washington Post reporters found.

WaPo also built a tool to look up your own county.

Exceptional, and alarming work by @laurenweberhp.bsky.social @caitlingilbert.bsky.social et al.

(Gift link.)
U.S. vaccination rates are plunging. Look up where your school stands.
Take a look to see what the kindergarten measles vaccination rates are in your area.
wapo.st
January 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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Read the whole thread, but this is a bar for the ages.
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Got her some Church Girl instead
I’ve been laughing at this for 20 minutes.
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Aye, we still pushing for 300 subs.

Tell ya friends, tell ya Mama.

I'm the best.

$10/month
🧵 on what makes me different from other streaming services and pirates:

I started this service during the pandemic, when Netflix first raised the price when everyone was home but I've been doing this since about 2012.

I've kinda perfected the process so it's seamless.

You want it, I'll get it.
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I feel really happy today. Love that for me
December 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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spiritual imperialism is a motherfucker
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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there’s still time to schedule Jadakiss to do your swearing in @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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New York, this moment belongs to you. Please join us for the Inauguration of a New Era on January 1, 2026.
December 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Happy holidays! Probably my favorite stop-motion from the past few years. Really enjoyed creating this one.
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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That support and sacrifice gotta go both ways.

She gave up her career to support his and when it was time for him to come home, he signed up for more.

It can't just be about your dreams, fellas.
December 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Mommy and me 🫶🏽
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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OMFG 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t understand why I have to clean up before the house keeper pulls up
December 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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That’s the OceanGate sub
Whew that ring is terrible 😖😖
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It doesn’t need to be THIS cold. Winter proved its point and then some
December 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Less than 48 hours......

Us still waiting:
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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WE BACK ON ANOTHER OPEN ENROLLMENT.

UG Streaming is making another push for another hundo.

The best in the game

$10/month
$50 for 6 months
$100 for the year

THANK YOU FOR EVERYBODY THAT HELPED US GET THIS FAR.
December 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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This is what Crazy Town was trying to warn us about
He really doesn’t understand any of the most basic biology concepts at all, huh
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Christmas is in 27 minutes and the only thing wrapped is my Spotify
a man in a boxing ring with the word mercy on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a boxing ring with the word mercy on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Black people in sustainability >>>>>
I ask my homie for an oven mitt and got handed this and told to double up. 😭😭😭
December 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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"If none of us are here to see it, tell your children who the cowards were."

Ta-Nehisi Coates
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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If AI is going to exist, largely against our will, trained on all of our data to the point it can't tell you what came from who. Then the public should be able to use the licensing agreements they are now making with big IP holders, as a legal argument for compensation, for a % paid into a UBI fund.
December 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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If It’s Snowing, I Ain’t Going: My Thoughts On Winter Weather, Cocaine, and Dating White Men
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM