Noodle Wizard🧙🏻♂️
@noodlewizard.bsky.social
A little outdoorsy. A little homely. Married to someone smarter than me. Thriving. Moisturized.
Pinned
Lookin’ for moots. Apparently. No idea how this really works because I’m trash with technology. #promosky
Nature photography
Sarcastic thoughts
Weird things I find in stores
Snacks
Videogames
Cats
Dogs
Disc golf
Canada stuff
Sometimes cooking and baking
Wow I am really all over the place
Nature photography
Sarcastic thoughts
Weird things I find in stores
Snacks
Videogames
Cats
Dogs
Disc golf
Canada stuff
Sometimes cooking and baking
Wow I am really all over the place
Baking a pie to shake away the Sunday scaries. (It didn’t work but at least I got a pie)
December 1, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Baking a pie to shake away the Sunday scaries. (It didn’t work but at least I got a pie)
I don’t understand parchment paper. It’s immune to the high temperatures. I can only assume it’s similar to the dark magic in the One Ring.
December 1, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I don’t understand parchment paper. It’s immune to the high temperatures. I can only assume it’s similar to the dark magic in the One Ring.
Not sure why I chose to buy the “cute animal” themed bird suet when apparently all it’s going to do is show pain and suffering.
November 30, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Not sure why I chose to buy the “cute animal” themed bird suet when apparently all it’s going to do is show pain and suffering.
Goodnight sleep tight everyone, except my neighbour that lets her dogs out to bark at 2 am. But I guess she isn’t sleeping anyway.
November 30, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Goodnight sleep tight everyone, except my neighbour that lets her dogs out to bark at 2 am. But I guess she isn’t sleeping anyway.
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Love the part after a party where you walk home and wonder if you were too weird
November 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Love the part after a party where you walk home and wonder if you were too weird
Walking away from my work laptop knowing full well that it’ll be there again Monday is a terrible way to spend a weekend.
November 29, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Walking away from my work laptop knowing full well that it’ll be there again Monday is a terrible way to spend a weekend.
Really cool of my cat to walk around the entire house in the dark announcing himself to absolutely no one all while I’m trying to get to sleep. Thanks dude.
November 29, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Really cool of my cat to walk around the entire house in the dark announcing himself to absolutely no one all while I’m trying to get to sleep. Thanks dude.
Somehow limited myself to one deviled egg today.
November 28, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Somehow limited myself to one deviled egg today.
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A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
Going to celebrate American Thanksgiving by going to work and having a normal tolerable day. 🇨🇦
November 28, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Going to celebrate American Thanksgiving by going to work and having a normal tolerable day. 🇨🇦
Good morning to everyone except for my cat that leaped into my face at 4:33.
November 27, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Good morning to everyone except for my cat that leaped into my face at 4:33.
Loaded up the dishwasher really efficiently, so I have that going for me today.
November 26, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Loaded up the dishwasher really efficiently, so I have that going for me today.
Settle down local Nextdoor group. It wasn’t a coyote. It was just a fox. Again.
November 26, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Settle down local Nextdoor group. It wasn’t a coyote. It was just a fox. Again.
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looking at my
own instagram like wow im a creative director these carefully and masterfully chosen photodumps
own instagram like wow im a creative director these carefully and masterfully chosen photodumps
November 26, 2024 at 4:45 PM
looking at my
own instagram like wow im a creative director these carefully and masterfully chosen photodumps
own instagram like wow im a creative director these carefully and masterfully chosen photodumps
This pie be lookin’ like garbage but it’s fine because it’s still a pie.
November 26, 2024 at 5:37 PM
This pie be lookin’ like garbage but it’s fine because it’s still a pie.
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I thought I would own a magic wand by now. This is bullshit.
November 26, 2024 at 2:24 PM
I thought I would own a magic wand by now. This is bullshit.
Nothing can stop a cat that wants to be on the counter.
November 26, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Nothing can stop a cat that wants to be on the counter.
Just saw Gladiator 2. I bet the Roman Empire wouldn’t have to worry about gladiators so much if they simply destroyed all of the gladiator eggs in the first movie.
November 26, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Just saw Gladiator 2. I bet the Roman Empire wouldn’t have to worry about gladiators so much if they simply destroyed all of the gladiator eggs in the first movie.
Once again absolutely destroyed these children in the Stardew Valley Pelican Town Easter egg hunt.
November 25, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Once again absolutely destroyed these children in the Stardew Valley Pelican Town Easter egg hunt.
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Gonna go to the grocery store the day before Thanksgiving just to feel something.
November 25, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Gonna go to the grocery store the day before Thanksgiving just to feel something.
Absolute disaster of a decoration at the local thrift store.
November 24, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Absolute disaster of a decoration at the local thrift store.
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all the dude ever wanted was his rug back
November 24, 2024 at 8:02 PM
all the dude ever wanted was his rug back
Making pulled pork is so embarrassing. Oh, gotta rip it apart into little bits? Grow up.
I say this as I just made pulled pork. I’m embarrassed.
I say this as I just made pulled pork. I’m embarrassed.
November 24, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Making pulled pork is so embarrassing. Oh, gotta rip it apart into little bits? Grow up.
I say this as I just made pulled pork. I’m embarrassed.
I say this as I just made pulled pork. I’m embarrassed.
Lookin’ for moots. Apparently. No idea how this really works because I’m trash with technology. #promosky
Nature photography
Sarcastic thoughts
Weird things I find in stores
Snacks
Videogames
Cats
Dogs
Disc golf
Canada stuff
Sometimes cooking and baking
Wow I am really all over the place
Nature photography
Sarcastic thoughts
Weird things I find in stores
Snacks
Videogames
Cats
Dogs
Disc golf
Canada stuff
Sometimes cooking and baking
Wow I am really all over the place
November 24, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Lookin’ for moots. Apparently. No idea how this really works because I’m trash with technology. #promosky
Nature photography
Sarcastic thoughts
Weird things I find in stores
Snacks
Videogames
Cats
Dogs
Disc golf
Canada stuff
Sometimes cooking and baking
Wow I am really all over the place
Nature photography
Sarcastic thoughts
Weird things I find in stores
Snacks
Videogames
Cats
Dogs
Disc golf
Canada stuff
Sometimes cooking and baking
Wow I am really all over the place