Nicky No-Spoons
@nospoons.bsky.social
AMAB, but whatever's fine. Pan, but not interested(sorry, this one's taken). Nearly Ace, but filthier than most of you animals.
Both my mood and connective tissue are disordered. 🦓 #pEDS #BPD #cPTSD
Both my mood and connective tissue are disordered. 🦓 #pEDS #BPD #cPTSD
The best take I've heard on this song is to interpreted from the perspective of a coven of witches trying to have a Yule celebration, but pretending entirely too loudly that it's just them "simply having a wonderful Christmas Time" every time they're interrupted, so as not to get caught.
Paul McCartney put his whole legacy in the trash with his song about simply having a wonderful Christmas. Must have been self sabotage. The horribleness of this song is canceling out all his positive contributions.
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The best take I've heard on this song is to interpreted from the perspective of a coven of witches trying to have a Yule celebration, but pretending entirely too loudly that it's just them "simply having a wonderful Christmas Time" every time they're interrupted, so as not to get caught.
I've been hearing about the Gay Hockey show for weeks now, but I'm just now hearing it was created by Jacob Tierney, better known as Letterkenny's Pastor Glen.
Y'all should have started with that. Letterkenny was very gay, and very, very Hockey. I already know this is gonna be good.
Y'all should have started with that. Letterkenny was very gay, and very, very Hockey. I already know this is gonna be good.
a man wearing glasses and a white shirt is holding a red and white striped shirt
Alt: A man in what I can only describe as a Mormon missionary outfit, a short sleeved button-up shirt and skinny tie, leans on a candy cane colored didgeridoo and makes a salacious face.
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I've been hearing about the Gay Hockey show for weeks now, but I'm just now hearing it was created by Jacob Tierney, better known as Letterkenny's Pastor Glen.
Y'all should have started with that. Letterkenny was very gay, and very, very Hockey. I already know this is gonna be good.
Y'all should have started with that. Letterkenny was very gay, and very, very Hockey. I already know this is gonna be good.
Y'all, I'm not remotely exaggerating when I say this is the best thing I've seen all year, and I've got both Sinners and Severance on that list.
If Everything, Everywhere, All At Once struck a chord with you, I really think you should give this a shot.
If Everything, Everywhere, All At Once struck a chord with you, I really think you should give this a shot.
When Life Gives You Tangerines | Rotten Tomatoes
Discover reviews, ratings, and trailers for When Life Gives You Tangerines on Rotten Tomatoes. Stay updated with critic and audience scores today!
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December 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Y'all, I'm not remotely exaggerating when I say this is the best thing I've seen all year, and I've got both Sinners and Severance on that list.
If Everything, Everywhere, All At Once struck a chord with you, I really think you should give this a shot.
If Everything, Everywhere, All At Once struck a chord with you, I really think you should give this a shot.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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I'm not the first one by any means to come across this item in the NYPL Performing Arts Library Teo Macero collection -- it's been a meme among jazzers for years -- but it was fun seeing it in person
December 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm not the first one by any means to come across this item in the NYPL Performing Arts Library Teo Macero collection -- it's been a meme among jazzers for years -- but it was fun seeing it in person
I had about six different hot takes ready for this, but then I suddenly remembered; the Grammys don't fucking matter
The Grammys split country album category into traditional and contemporary
The Grammys' country album category has been split into two for the 2026 award show
abcnews.go.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I had about six different hot takes ready for this, but then I suddenly remembered; the Grammys don't fucking matter
CHEESES IS A MEECES RIGHT!
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
CHEESES IS A MEECES RIGHT!
For me, it's gotta be finding the children's book where Santa teamed up with Robert E Lee to tell Southern kids they didn't get a Christmas because they weren't good enough Confederates.
I think we need a mega thread of everyone's craziest archive stories.
December 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
For me, it's gotta be finding the children's book where Santa teamed up with Robert E Lee to tell Southern kids they didn't get a Christmas because they weren't good enough Confederates.
I'mma be honest; A CEO for the games best known for their slur-laden lobbies fucked around, and didn't respect the capabilities of a machine that costs more than my house?
I'm having some real trouble stretching my sympathy on this one.
I'm having some real trouble stretching my sympathy on this one.
Vince Zampella, video game developer behind 'Call of Duty' franchise, killed in Ferrari crash
Vince Zampella is the former CEO of video game developers Infinity Ward, the studio behind the wildly successful "Call of Duty" franchise.
www.nbclosangeles.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'mma be honest; A CEO for the games best known for their slur-laden lobbies fucked around, and didn't respect the capabilities of a machine that costs more than my house?
I'm having some real trouble stretching my sympathy on this one.
I'm having some real trouble stretching my sympathy on this one.
Okay, okay. I'll say it. This current administration is doing exactly ONE thing to improve quality of life for the people of Louisiana.
Trump announces he's appointing Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry to serve as US special envoy to Greenland
President Donald Trump has announced he is appointing Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry to serve as the U.S. special envoy to Greenland, the vast, semi-autonomous territory of Denmark that Trump has said the...
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December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Okay, okay. I'll say it. This current administration is doing exactly ONE thing to improve quality of life for the people of Louisiana.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called the All-Gondorian Rejects
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Me First and the Gimli Gimlis
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called the All-Gondorian Rejects
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Can we make this weekend a Scumbag Stomping Hat Trick
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Can we make this weekend a Scumbag Stomping Hat Trick
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CNN has suddenly discovered Tennessee's Patriot Front compound that was a subject of an extensive NewsChannel 5 investigation back in March. Here is my report: 1/ www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
'This isn't your granddad's KKK.' Inside the hate group expanding its presence in Tennessee
They are the largest hate group in America, wrapping themselves in the red-white-and-blue of the flag, marching into the middle of American cities and claiming to be patriots.
www.newschannel5.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
CNN has suddenly discovered Tennessee's Patriot Front compound that was a subject of an extensive NewsChannel 5 investigation back in March. Here is my report: 1/ www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
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The people of Shreveport are currently furious at their entire city government over this proposed Data center, among LOTS of other things. Now feels like the exact time to swoop in with a better way to do shit.
Asking honestly, as a Shreveport local, what should we be doing?
Asking honestly, as a Shreveport local, what should we be doing?
December 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The people of Shreveport are currently furious at their entire city government over this proposed Data center, among LOTS of other things. Now feels like the exact time to swoop in with a better way to do shit.
Asking honestly, as a Shreveport local, what should we be doing?
Asking honestly, as a Shreveport local, what should we be doing?
You know shit's getting dark when even Weird Al ain't fuckin' around anymore.
Killing In The Name - Portugal. The Man ft Weird Al and Jorma Taccone
YouTube video by maxmax655
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
You know shit's getting dark when even Weird Al ain't fuckin' around anymore.
To put it another way, that's 8 million people hoarding the same amount that 4 billion all have to share.
Richest 1/1000th of world’s population controls 3 times more wealth than the poorest 50%. "The global wealth gap has become so staggering, and its impact on economies & democratic institutions so corrosive, that policymakers should treat it as an emergency..." www.commondreams.org/news/world-i...
Richest 0.001% Now Own Three Times More Wealth Than Poorest Half of Humanity Combined | Common Dreams
A landmark report on global inequality shows that
the chasm between the richest slice of humanity and everyone else
continued to expand this year
www.commondreams.org
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
To put it another way, that's 8 million people hoarding the same amount that 4 billion all have to share.
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For the record, I will be swearing in on Octavia Butler’s Parable of the Sower after I’m elected.
Swear your oath ON the dome.
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
For the record, I will be swearing in on Octavia Butler’s Parable of the Sower after I’m elected.
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The incredible grassroots anti-ICE organizing in LA, Chicago, NC, and now New Orleans is probably the most hopeful political thing I’ve seen all year.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/new-orlean...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/new-orlean...
New Orleans Is Watching You, Fuckers.
As the feds chase immigrants, a city chases the feds.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The incredible grassroots anti-ICE organizing in LA, Chicago, NC, and now New Orleans is probably the most hopeful political thing I’ve seen all year.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/new-orlean...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/new-orlean...
I'm looking at apps to help organize my research. Does anyone have a suggestion for a database program with really, really robust cross referencing?
For instance, I have a keen interest in cover songs, but that's a hell of a lot of redundant notes in two different bands' folders. Can I streamline?
For instance, I have a keen interest in cover songs, but that's a hell of a lot of redundant notes in two different bands' folders. Can I streamline?
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I'm looking at apps to help organize my research. Does anyone have a suggestion for a database program with really, really robust cross referencing?
For instance, I have a keen interest in cover songs, but that's a hell of a lot of redundant notes in two different bands' folders. Can I streamline?
For instance, I have a keen interest in cover songs, but that's a hell of a lot of redundant notes in two different bands' folders. Can I streamline?
I graduated high school in rural Idaho, one of the whitest states in the union. I'll admit, I had a real problem with this shit
You know what changed it for me? A factory job in Shreveport where I was the only white boy on an 8 person crew. I was literally too poor to afford white supremacy.
You know what changed it for me? A factory job in Shreveport where I was the only white boy on an 8 person crew. I was literally too poor to afford white supremacy.
One of the ways your racism is manifesting as a white person that you probably don't notice is that you have horrible manners with Black people. You have a terrible attitude when you meet real Black people. You don't say excuse me & can barely look them in the eye. That's over 80% of white people.
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I graduated high school in rural Idaho, one of the whitest states in the union. I'll admit, I had a real problem with this shit
You know what changed it for me? A factory job in Shreveport where I was the only white boy on an 8 person crew. I was literally too poor to afford white supremacy.
You know what changed it for me? A factory job in Shreveport where I was the only white boy on an 8 person crew. I was literally too poor to afford white supremacy.
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The city council meeting in my town is going on right now. They’re discussing data centers. Before the meeting I tried to email and call my councilman, and he’s blocked emails and his mailbox is full.
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The city council meeting in my town is going on right now. They’re discussing data centers. Before the meeting I tried to email and call my councilman, and he’s blocked emails and his mailbox is full.
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
I would be thoroughly interested to see what her platform is, beyond riding a wave of GOP hate, the way Newsom has been desperately trying to. I just fear there isn't much to her campaign right now besides 'Fuck Trump'.
Honestly, I'd be thrilled to be wrong.
Honestly, I'd be thrilled to be wrong.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I would be thoroughly interested to see what her platform is, beyond riding a wave of GOP hate, the way Newsom has been desperately trying to. I just fear there isn't much to her campaign right now besides 'Fuck Trump'.
Honestly, I'd be thrilled to be wrong.
Honestly, I'd be thrilled to be wrong.