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Nicky No-Spoons
@nospoons.bsky.social
AMAB, but whatever's fine. Pan, but not interested(sorry, this one's taken). Nearly Ace, but filthier than most of you animals.

https://www.libib.com/u/lindenlendin

Both my mood and connective tissue are disordered. 🦓 #pEDS #BPD #cPTSD
Admittedly, it's hell to navigate the VA disability system, and a lot of vets are on their own again.

On the other hand, private companies whose whole business plan is based on siphoning resources from the disabled is fucking ghoulish.

Vets need help, but I'm glad these leeches got stopped.
Federal court strikes down Louisiana law on disabled veterans’ claims consultants
A federal court has struck down a Louisiana law that sought to let private consultants take a cut of benefit payments for disabled veterans.
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February 13, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Seriously, though. Once upon a time, you had make a trip to Shreveport to gamble away your paycheck, or meet a real life Klansman. Hell, you could even see one on the ballots.

But thanks to Polymarket & Turning Point USA, you're all Shreveport now.
America is Ratcheting Up (Shreveportly)
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I'm not sure what's worse about this poster;

the fact that this man is making such a big deal about the 23rd anniversary of the only movie he ever made.

Or...

The fact that for all the money this man throws around, his graphics look like he paid his nephew in Pokemon cards to make it.
February 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
America is Ratcheting Up (Shreveportly)
February 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
If there's a silver lining to general motors abandoning Shreveport back in 2012, it managed to kill the Hummer.

...At least for a while.

(Btw, article is a decade and a half old. Those 800 jobs are long since lost)
GM’s Hummer SUV Plant in Louisiana Targeted for Closure
The Shreveport closing also represents one of the first assets to be identified by GM as one of its less-attractive.
www.wardsauto.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Slightly diminish a band

PG-13 For Pyros
Slightly diminish a band

Consternation! At The Disco
Slightly diminish a band.

Damp Leg
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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I really need people outside of Seattle to know how much Krist Novoselic sucks
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Yooo, M:TG girlies, are y'all doing all right? Your cell on the map looks like it's attempting Mitosis.

Also, wtf is up with that quarantined little appendage on the bottom?
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
American cheese is just like regular cheese, only with no legal limits on how many microplastics are in it.
American cheese is just like regular cheese but it doesn't have health insurance.
american cheese is just like regular cheese but it owns a gun
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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this wouldn’t be a very good apology for blatant plagiarism even if this had been a one time accident, but it very much isn’t. it’s just posting, denise. if you can’t think of anything cool to post, just wait until you have your own ideas! quit copying & pasting, it’s sad.
This beautiful piece was written by @jamesstout.bsky.social a young investigative journalist, author, and historian.

I came across it in National Geographic, thought it timely, and scaled it down to share.

My apologies for failing to attribute him. One of the perils of working while in an Uber.
🧵The Forgotten Team USA

On July 3, 1936, a month before the Nazi Olympics in Berlin, a group of American athletes boarded a ship bound for Europe.

The US team included Black sprinters from Harlem, Jewish gymnasts from Manhattan, and a biracial boxer from Pittsburgh.
February 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
"...And so the reason that we are so proficient at operations like Midnight Hammer and other things that you’ll see is because we can replicate those real world scenarios with this type of flying.”

They're flat out saying football games are practice for flying over enemy cities.

Fucking ghoulish..
F-22s pulled from Super Bowl flyover due to operations, planner says
To complete the formation, F-15s from Fresno Air National Guard Base, California, were tapped late in planning to join the flyover.
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February 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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some dickhead executive from Shreveport got brought in to manage the convention center in town and he's decided to spring a bunch of last-minute changes and upcharges to the nerd con I volunteer with every year :/
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Which house was he JK Rowling????
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
That's a funny way of saying the VA doesn't have enough Doctors to help all the soldiers that the government is permanently disabling, so they're kicking one more problem to the open healthcare market.
Pilot program would offer over-the-counter hearing aids to veterans with hearing loss
More than 2.5 million veterans experience some form of hearing loss, and the VA is the largest single  employer of audiologists in the U.S.
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February 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Billie Eilish: "Fuck Ice!"

Bad Bunny: "We demand to be treated like human beings!"

Jelly Roll: "My PR team will have my official statement ready in 5 to 7 business days..."
Grammys Backstage: Jelly Roll Says He’s About To Speak Out On State Of The U.S. ‘In The Most Loud And Clear Way’
Jelly Roll didn’t specify if he'll be releasing a song expressing his views, but he did share an update on the groundswell of upcoming music to release this year.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Billie Eilish: "Fuck Ice!"

Bad Bunny: "We demand to be treated like human beings!"

Jelly Roll: "My PR team will have my official statement ready in 5 to 7 business days..."
Grammys Backstage: Jelly Roll Says He’s About To Speak Out On State Of The U.S. ‘In The Most Loud And Clear Way’
Jelly Roll didn’t specify if he'll be releasing a song expressing his views, but he did share an update on the groundswell of upcoming music to release this year.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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movies are always the cool artform and you can tell because they spent decades being literally printed on explosives
February 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Making red beans tomorrow. About to mise en all over the place.
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Not the WHOLE cabinet.

I have yet to see Linda McMahon named in any of the Epstein files. (Correct me if I'm wrong.)

Perhaps she didn't want to engage with an enterprise that was in competition with her husband's own?
January 30, 2026 at 10:55 PM
"Make Me Buy A Gun" live from Friends of Friends Recording in Chicago
YouTube video by The Devil Said Jump
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January 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:37 PM
smokin that shit that made simon pegg
smokin that shit that made guy pierce
smokin that shit that made vin diesel
January 28, 2026 at 12:48 AM
smokin that shit that made ben stiller
January 28, 2026 at 12:45 AM