Not That Artemis
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Spooky little hottie with nothing to show for it.
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Hi, I'm Artemis (but not that one.)
- queer, cis, kinky femme
- sewist, costumer, generally crafty human
-Retired burlesque performer (FKA Whiskey Collins)
- has Opinions about movies (esp. horror)
- reads a lot
- draws stuff sometimes
- big ol' nerd about history, animals, gothy shit, and more!
- queer, cis, kinky femme
- sewist, costumer, generally crafty human
-Retired burlesque performer (FKA Whiskey Collins)
- has Opinions about movies (esp. horror)
- reads a lot
- draws stuff sometimes
- big ol' nerd about history, animals, gothy shit, and more!
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Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
The FBI Faked an Entire Field of Forensic Science
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slate.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
The next prompt on this "Draw Your OC in..." list is "tourist/travel wear." What the fuck does that even mean??
(I have an idea of what they mean but it's not translating to this character even a little bit)
(I have an idea of what they mean but it's not translating to this character even a little bit)
December 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The next prompt on this "Draw Your OC in..." list is "tourist/travel wear." What the fuck does that even mean??
(I have an idea of what they mean but it's not translating to this character even a little bit)
(I have an idea of what they mean but it's not translating to this character even a little bit)
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if I were elected mayor of a city I too would insist that every ceremony took place in an abandoned tunnel or secret passage of some kind
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Will Be Sworn In At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station - Streetsblog New York City
Zohran Mamdani will be sworn in as mayor of New York City at midnight on Jan. 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station.
nyc.streetsblog.org
December 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
if I were elected mayor of a city I too would insist that every ceremony took place in an abandoned tunnel or secret passage of some kind
I have cut the amount of sugar I put in my coffee in half and...I think I need to start buying higher quality coffee. 😕
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I have cut the amount of sugar I put in my coffee in half and...I think I need to start buying higher quality coffee. 😕
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I loved this guy's work in The Bay
This parasitic isopod was another of my Peracaridan visitors this week. It's name is Rocinela belliceps and it mostly lives attached to the gills of fishes, but if you are lucky you may find one swimming around.
🐙🦑 #inverteFest
🐙🦑 #inverteFest
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I loved this guy's work in The Bay
I think my most Boomer take is my refusal to ever buy distressed jeans.
I just can't bring myself to spend money on something that's already ripped.
I just can't bring myself to spend money on something that's already ripped.
December 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I think my most Boomer take is my refusal to ever buy distressed jeans.
I just can't bring myself to spend money on something that's already ripped.
I just can't bring myself to spend money on something that's already ripped.
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i hope brigitte bardot got run over by a halal cart
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i hope brigitte bardot got run over by a halal cart
Quote some pinup art 🖤
December 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Quote some pinup art 🖤
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Never forget the time my mom posted a "more rights for others doesn't mean less for you" meme on Facebook and some guy she went to art school with had a MELTDOWN because the feminists stole all the jobs in 80s and he never got his due recognition or teaching job.
If their genius is not recognized after they come to the convention with their manuscript in hand, surely it must be because they are white and male. Couldn't be anything else. They will go and tell people this was their experience at the convention. They were excluded. Tale as old as time.
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Never forget the time my mom posted a "more rights for others doesn't mean less for you" meme on Facebook and some guy she went to art school with had a MELTDOWN because the feminists stole all the jobs in 80s and he never got his due recognition or teaching job.
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i can tell some of y'all about to read the "personal life" section of brigitte bardot's wikipedia and have a real bad day
December 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
i can tell some of y'all about to read the "personal life" section of brigitte bardot's wikipedia and have a real bad day
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RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).
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"She frequently decried the influx of immigrants into France, especially Muslims.
She was convicted and fined five times in French courts of inciting racial hatred . . ."
She was convicted and fined five times in French courts of inciting racial hatred . . ."
BREAKING: Brigitte Bardot, the French 1960s screen sex symbol turned militant animal rights activist, dies at age 91.
Brigitte Bardot, 1960s sultry sex symbol turned militant animal rights activist dies at 91
Brigitte Bardot, the French 1960s sex symbol who became one of the greatest screen sirens of the 20th century and later a militant animal rights activist, has died.
bit.ly
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"She frequently decried the influx of immigrants into France, especially Muslims.
She was convicted and fined five times in French courts of inciting racial hatred . . ."
She was convicted and fined five times in French courts of inciting racial hatred . . ."
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What's written in the feedback box is visible to PayPal and if there's any reference or hint towards adult content written in there, there's a likely chance they will ban both you and whoever you're paying.
So, leave the box blank every time.
So, leave the box blank every time.
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What's written in the feedback box is visible to PayPal and if there's any reference or hint towards adult content written in there, there's a likely chance they will ban both you and whoever you're paying.
So, leave the box blank every time.
So, leave the box blank every time.
I used up the last of the milk last night and now getting out of bed feels impossible. Thanks a lot, past me. How are we supposed to have coffee now?
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I used up the last of the milk last night and now getting out of bed feels impossible. Thanks a lot, past me. How are we supposed to have coffee now?
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I had no idea so many animals consider Christmas trees a tasty snack!
Where to recycle your Christmas tree: 'tigers love them'
Wildlife parks are appealing for Christmas trees so they can recycle them as animal toys and treats.
www.bbc.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I had no idea so many animals consider Christmas trees a tasty snack!
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Toyotathon started as a pagan holiday
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Toyotathon started as a pagan holiday
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If you are saying universal healthcare *cant* realistically happen with our current political system and economy you should be advocating for revolution to overthrow that system instead of being ok with no universal healthcare
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If you are saying universal healthcare *cant* realistically happen with our current political system and economy you should be advocating for revolution to overthrow that system instead of being ok with no universal healthcare
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9 years ago, the iconic George Michael passed away on Christmas Day.
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
9 years ago, the iconic George Michael passed away on Christmas Day.
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I need two people to come with me tonight to break into the local billionaire’s house at midnight dressed as ghosts. I’ll explain everything tomorrow when we are feasting on the prized turkey from the butcher’s window.
December 24, 2023 at 7:43 PM
I need two people to come with me tonight to break into the local billionaire’s house at midnight dressed as ghosts. I’ll explain everything tomorrow when we are feasting on the prized turkey from the butcher’s window.
fyi, the Medieval Cats in the advent calendar got really boring really fast. High point was def the cat knight riding a snail.
December 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
fyi, the Medieval Cats in the advent calendar got really boring really fast. High point was def the cat knight riding a snail.