GB Metz
@notthegiraffe.bsky.social
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Dad, gadfly, housing abundance and safe streets. Your neighbor from Kew Gardens, Queens.
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notthegiraffe.bsky.social
And here I thought I was joking that it was a Kaiju.
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
This admin is just cartoonishly evil from top to bottom.
jackjenkins.me
Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
(RNS) — Last month, the Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility and spread his arms wide. Adorned in all black and wearing a clerical collar, the pastor looked up at a group of masked, heavily armed ICE agents on the roof and began to pray.

“I invited them to repentance,” Black, a minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA), said in an interview. “I basically offered an altar call. I invited them to come and receive that salvation, and be part of the kingdom that is coming.”

But when Black began to lower his arms a few seconds later, the agents responded to his spiritual plea by firing pepper balls, or chemical agents that cause eye irritation and respiratory distress, video footage shows. One struck Black in the head, exploding into a puff of white pepper smoke and forcing him to his knees. Fellow demonstrators rushed to his aid, and as the pastor rubbed his face in pain, the agents continued to fire.

“We could hear them laughing,” Black said.
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
"Restoring trust" is cose for "cancel your Paramount+ subscription, it's only going to get worse."
maxtani.bsky.social
Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
So the hold up is a hypothetical Jack Thompson trade?
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
Also, this is a very good point. Reducing barriers to development makes it easier for smaller developers to build, and they're more likely build smaller buildings w/ more affordable units that don't staff 32BJ or use carpenter union labor. bsky.app/profile/ndha...
ndhapple.bsky.social
I kind of get the Carpenters and 32BJ play (more small buildings means competition for big buildings, which are the projects that can afford union carpenters and need building staff). I don't really understand HTC's motivation at first glance.
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
Not sure on HTC, but the other unions are often negotiated in when the final agreements with the CMs are reached. The end result has been fewer homes and our crippling housing crisis.
ndhapple.bsky.social
Good @nickgarber.bsky.social catch: 32BJ, Hotel Trades Council and the Carpenters are coming out *against* the housing reform amendments on the City Charter -- x.com/nick_garber/...
Inbox: Speaker Adams and labor unions including HTC, 32BJ & the Carpenters will rally (implicitly) against the ballot measures on the LES tomorrow.

Notable to see HTC and BJ, two powerful unions that are supporting Zohran Mamdani and haven’t been very vocal against the measures
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
Holy shit Portland protestors brought in kaijus.
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fintwitter.bsky.social
MERCK SAYS THERE ARE NO APPROVED U.S. MONOVALENT MEASLES, MUMPS AND RUBELLA SINGLE ANTIGEN VACCINES
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
Leaving to follow his true calling: joining ICE so he can beat on reporters with impunity.
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
Mark Carney delivering for Canada again. www.youtube.com/shorts/kCc5S...
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
Trying to wrap my brain around what cat-autism would look like and...what would really be the difference?
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
Yeah, this is just a gang with government credentials.
alexjungle.bsky.social
Breaking news: ICE stops family at gunpoint—smash car window on top of newborn baby.

"I was screaming that there was a baby. But they didn’t care," cried mother.

“I covered my baby with my body—I was so scared he was going to be hurt because glass was landing on him."
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
Closing Rikers but nixing the replacements means you don't want to close Rikers.
c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social
At an event with the Asian Wave group, Cuomo says NYC needs to "reevaluate" the Chinatown replacement jail part of the Close Rikers plan, adding that location's "extremely problematic."

He doesn't absolutely wanna rule out that site, tho, and says Rikers must close.
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whstancil.bsky.social
The story of 2024 is this: Trump had a plan to destroy American government called Project 2025, which had, literally, not a typo, a 4% approval rating. He lied constantly and said he wouldn't do it.

Then he entered office and immediately implemented AN EVEN MORE EXTREME VERSION OF IT.
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
Real talk: whether or not someone has a mandate is just elite cope in the 21st century.
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
Politico on Nov 5: "Mamdani won with 53% of the vote. Here's why that's still not a mandate."
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
Do you want to lose the support of every enlisted and a good portion of the veterans? bc this is how you do it.
chickenpuppet.online
I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
If I were trying to blame the other party for the shutdown I would not be gleefully rubbing my hands together at the opportunity presented by the shutdown.
shipwreck75.bsky.social
President Trump says he is meeting today with Russ Vought, OMB director and "of PROJECT 2025 Fame," to discuss cuts to "Democrat Agencies."
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
I just...JFC the levels of white entitlement you have to have to be this certain while also being 10000 fucks wrong on every detail.
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
It's darkly hilarious to me that Trump has made late night television relevant again.
rickporter.bsky.social
Of interest to maybe just me and @tvmojoe.bsky.social, but Nielsen is now putting out ratings reports that aren’t segregated by daypart (prime, daytime, late nite) or cable/broadcast/live streaming. So you can see Kimmel’s return was No. 17 on all of TV last week. It’s gold for us ratings dorks.
Nielsen Kicks Off Big Data Era With Revamped Weekly Ratings Reports
Or, how ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!,’ a streaming NFL game and network evening newscasts joined the top 25 shows of the week.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Overnight, Trump and Republicans in Congress shut down the federal government.

They shut it down because they’re determined to strip healthcare from millions of Americans, to enrich the billionaires they serve, to continue the assault on our rights.

We must fight back.
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
A lot of people to this have never tried to get an appliance installed in NYC. This law will be looked down on like the scaffold law until gas stoves are extinct.
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
"The government is shut down because Trump wants to act like a king and steal from you."

This is perfect.
chrismurphyct.bsky.social
Good morning.

The government is shut down because Trump wants to act like a king and steal from you.

Democrats have no obligation to support a budget that funds the destruction of our democracy - and DOUBLES health premiums to fund a tax cut for billionaires.
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
A reminder to the media: the majority are the ones who have the most agency in any negotiation. Frame your stories accordingly.