Kris Nuttycombe
@nutty.land
Haskell, climbing, blacksmithing; occasional SCAdian, compiler-induced psychosis. I work on the core Zcash team at https://electriccoin.co and build software for worker-owned cooperatives at https://aftok.com by night.
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Mamdami is going to implement Supreme law. Tooth brushing is mandatory and everyone gets a free pony.
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Mamdami is going to implement Supreme law. Tooth brushing is mandatory and everyone gets a free pony.
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“She was elected in late September, decisively,” Jeffries said Monday. “And Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva still hasn’t been sworn in, because she’ll become the 218th vote on an up-or-down piece of legislation that will require the Department of Justice to release the Epstein files.”
“The Trump administration and Mike Johnson are running a pedophile protection program,” Jeffries told reporters in the Capitol. “That’s what they’ve been doing, and that’s the reason why they refuse to swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva, for weeks now.” thehill.com/homenews/hou...
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“She was elected in late September, decisively,” Jeffries said Monday. “And Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva still hasn’t been sworn in, because she’ll become the 218th vote on an up-or-down piece of legislation that will require the Department of Justice to release the Epstein files.”
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In a reasonable world, this clip would be “evidence.”
Trump: "I don't think we're necessarily going to ask for a declaration of war, I think we're just gonna kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. We're going to kill them. They're going to be, like dead."
October 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
In a reasonable world, this clip would be “evidence.”
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Literally just sell it to me. Is there a black market for albuterol????? WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING.
October 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Literally just sell it to me. Is there a black market for albuterol????? WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING.
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I can’t get my ALBUTEROL INHALER refilled. Pharmacy says doctor needs to send it. Doctor says they sent it months ago. Literally the simplest fucking prescription. I’m going to die lmao. How is it not OTC? ACAB includes pharmacists.
October 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I can’t get my ALBUTEROL INHALER refilled. Pharmacy says doctor needs to send it. Doctor says they sent it months ago. Literally the simplest fucking prescription. I’m going to die lmao. How is it not OTC? ACAB includes pharmacists.
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This is actually a perfect meme.
Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!
Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This is actually a perfect meme.
Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!
Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!
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my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
Reflecting on the “No Kings” protest and the fact that the Democratic Party attempted to get the former president’s wife elected President.
October 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Reflecting on the “No Kings” protest and the fact that the Democratic Party attempted to get the former president’s wife elected President.
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Remember our mantra:
Don't Engage, Just Block.
Don't Engage, Just Block.
October 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Remember our mantra:
Don't Engage, Just Block.
Don't Engage, Just Block.
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15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more.
Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
October 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more.
Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
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AOC has just officially become the top House fundraiser, beating out Hakeem Jeffries. Now lemme take a big sip of coffee as I look at the age distribution of donors to AOC vs Jeffries
October 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
AOC has just officially become the top House fundraiser, beating out Hakeem Jeffries. Now lemme take a big sip of coffee as I look at the age distribution of donors to AOC vs Jeffries
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/9 And you think ANTIFA is a progressive employer? Please. The health insurance sucks. There's no dental. And when I asked for compassionate leave for a relative's funeral HR said "the family serves as a pillar for bourgeois ideology, half-day only"
October 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
/9 And you think ANTIFA is a progressive employer? Please. The health insurance sucks. There's no dental. And when I asked for compassionate leave for a relative's funeral HR said "the family serves as a pillar for bourgeois ideology, half-day only"
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/3 I've been trying to get the Vice President of Procurement to sign a contract for three weeks and he keeps sending it back with CAPITALISM IS A DEATH CULT scrawled on it. I think it's in blood.
October 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
/3 I've been trying to get the Vice President of Procurement to sign a contract for three weeks and he keeps sending it back with CAPITALISM IS A DEATH CULT scrawled on it. I think it's in blood.
Do you got cheese, papa?
October 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Do you got cheese, papa?
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In the American system of government, a legislature of the people’s elected representatives decide how to allocate the people’s money, then an unelected appointee in the executive branch called “OMB Director” decides if he feels like distributing the people’s money that way or if he’d rather not.
October 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
In the American system of government, a legislature of the people’s elected representatives decide how to allocate the people’s money, then an unelected appointee in the executive branch called “OMB Director” decides if he feels like distributing the people’s money that way or if he’d rather not.
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Thank you to the Alaska Raptor Center for telling the truth that birders already knew: every bald eagle cry you hear in an advertisement is a red-tailed hawk.
October 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Thank you to the Alaska Raptor Center for telling the truth that birders already knew: every bald eagle cry you hear in an advertisement is a red-tailed hawk.
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and yeah looking back at the last 20 years of american foreign policy it seems pretty compelling that an america that was more constrained by strong allies would have spent a lot less time doing megastupid shit
October 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
and yeah looking back at the last 20 years of american foreign policy it seems pretty compelling that an america that was more constrained by strong allies would have spent a lot less time doing megastupid shit
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if someone has a pet rock, nobody asks whether the rock is sentient. but if you kick the rock you are definitely an asshole.
October 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
if someone has a pet rock, nobody asks whether the rock is sentient. but if you kick the rock you are definitely an asshole.
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this is a common misconception about modern ai systems. they are grown, and not crafted; we understand the process that builds them but lack a paradigmatic understanding that answers the question “how do these 1 trillion floating point numbers do <x>”. this has been the case since the DL revolution
October 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
this is a common misconception about modern ai systems. they are grown, and not crafted; we understand the process that builds them but lack a paradigmatic understanding that answers the question “how do these 1 trillion floating point numbers do <x>”. this has been the case since the DL revolution
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Another victim of AI psychosis. Really sad 😔
October 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Another victim of AI psychosis. Really sad 😔
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