Captain chaos
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RELEASE ALL THOSE FREAKIN
EPSTEIN FILES TODAY CHUMP......
EPSTEIN FILES TODAY CHUMP......
January 4, 2026 at 10:57 AM
RELEASE ALL THOSE FREAKIN
EPSTEIN FILES TODAY CHUMP......
EPSTEIN FILES TODAY CHUMP......
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The FIFA Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
The FIFA Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to
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I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
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You may think that sounds crazy. But when in human history has unchecked sociopathy coupled with limitless power gotten *less* audacious over time? Exactly the opposite is true: when the world’s worst criminals operate with impunity, their crimes broaden. It will be so here, too.
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
You may think that sounds crazy. But when in human history has unchecked sociopathy coupled with limitless power gotten *less* audacious over time? Exactly the opposite is true: when the world’s worst criminals operate with impunity, their crimes broaden. It will be so here, too.
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OK, this made me laugh. Not a commentary on the shooting or his injury, just funny.
January 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
OK, this made me laugh. Not a commentary on the shooting or his injury, just funny.
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This alone could get Mamdani reelected.
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
This alone could get Mamdani reelected.
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
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She can fuck off. I have zero fucks to give. Wtf does a “Trump voter finally waking up” do now? Not a mother fucking thing!!! Lives have been changed, destroyed, forever. So I don’t give two shits, have love or grace for them. They need to OWN their vote and choices. To live with them shame…
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
She can fuck off. I have zero fucks to give. Wtf does a “Trump voter finally waking up” do now? Not a mother fucking thing!!! Lives have been changed, destroyed, forever. So I don’t give two shits, have love or grace for them. They need to OWN their vote and choices. To live with them shame…
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No double-dipping.
December 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
No double-dipping.
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Russia keeps humiliating Trump by rejecting all of his proposals, from ceasefires to other serious initiatives that Ukraine has accepted. And yet Trump refuses to pressure Russia.
Is it because he is compromised by Russia, as shown in the Epstein emails?
Is it because he is compromised by Russia, as shown in the Epstein emails?
December 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Russia keeps humiliating Trump by rejecting all of his proposals, from ceasefires to other serious initiatives that Ukraine has accepted. And yet Trump refuses to pressure Russia.
Is it because he is compromised by Russia, as shown in the Epstein emails?
Is it because he is compromised by Russia, as shown in the Epstein emails?
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CHAPELLE: “F*ck Bill Maher. I’m so tired of his little smug, cracker-ass commentary… These motherf*ckers act like because I did a comedy festival in Saudi Arabia I betrayed my principles — RIP Khashoggi, but 🇮🇱 killed 240 journalists. I didn’t know y’all were still counting.”
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
CHAPELLE: “F*ck Bill Maher. I’m so tired of his little smug, cracker-ass commentary… These motherf*ckers act like because I did a comedy festival in Saudi Arabia I betrayed my principles — RIP Khashoggi, but 🇮🇱 killed 240 journalists. I didn’t know y’all were still counting.”
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Just in case you thought those clever $1776 bonuses were just Mad King Donald suddenly realizing the military aren't "suckers and losers".
December 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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In a July 2023 arrest — just five months after a previous arrest — his minor children were riding with him and his speed was clocked at 87 mph.
Longtime Kansas City firefighter with 6 DWIs in 4 counties remains on the job
In a July 2023 arrest — just five months after a previous arrest — his minor children were riding with him and his speed was clocked at 87 mph.
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December 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
In a July 2023 arrest — just five months after a previous arrest — his minor children were riding with him and his speed was clocked at 87 mph.
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This is why I just can’t let people enjoy things
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This is why I just can’t let people enjoy things
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Marjorie Taylor Greene can still go to Hell.
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene can still go to Hell.
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ICE break down bedroom door—point guns at mother & 4 U.S. citizen children.
Agents drag mother by her hair & aim rifle at 13-year-old daughter—yell "Put your hands up, stupid!"
Didn't show any ID or warrant before breaking in—were looking for a cousin who hadn't lived there in 2 years
Agents drag mother by her hair & aim rifle at 13-year-old daughter—yell "Put your hands up, stupid!"
Didn't show any ID or warrant before breaking in—were looking for a cousin who hadn't lived there in 2 years
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
ICE break down bedroom door—point guns at mother & 4 U.S. citizen children.
Agents drag mother by her hair & aim rifle at 13-year-old daughter—yell "Put your hands up, stupid!"
Didn't show any ID or warrant before breaking in—were looking for a cousin who hadn't lived there in 2 years
Agents drag mother by her hair & aim rifle at 13-year-old daughter—yell "Put your hands up, stupid!"
Didn't show any ID or warrant before breaking in—were looking for a cousin who hadn't lived there in 2 years
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
This ⬇️
My takeaway from Epstein document dump was that Jeffrey Epstein in 2018/early 2019 was increasingly telling people he had dirt on Trump and Trump knew everything about child sex ring. To protect Trump's re-election campaign, Trump's DOJ charged Epstein in July 2019. Then Epstein committed "suicide."
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This ⬇️
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This is the thing I just can’t shake. They’re just acting guilty as fuck in public. Part of my brain is like “a major political party can’t be an enterprise to cover up organized child rape” but then I look at the thing and it’s what they seem to be doing.
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is the thing I just can’t shake. They’re just acting guilty as fuck in public. Part of my brain is like “a major political party can’t be an enterprise to cover up organized child rape” but then I look at the thing and it’s what they seem to be doing.
Let me know when the Epstein emails with the supreme court courts justices come out….. 🫖
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Let me know when the Epstein emails with the supreme court courts justices come out….. 🫖
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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