@oedipalleopard.bsky.social
Resentful devil trapped in a jewel
I have to give a talk on Timothy Leary next week.
November 28, 2023 at 1:12 AM
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It's remarkable how many supposed cold truths of human nature--Stockholm syndrome, the Kitty Genovese effect--are the result of a PR coup by cops who shit the bed.
November 27, 2023 at 8:57 PM
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How often do you remember that Chromatics is one of our very best bands? It’s about once every three days for me.
November 24, 2023 at 10:41 PM
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Thank you photo app
November 24, 2023 at 11:02 PM
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Are ya gooning, son?
November 24, 2023 at 5:22 PM
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chinese people will literally wear an oversized t-shirt with an off-brand donald duck face and the words "love happy cucumber" on it with sweats and flip flops and it'll be the hardest fit you've ever seen in your life
November 24, 2023 at 5:57 PM
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Elon musk: *just posts the protocols of the elders of zion*

Linda yaccarino: humans and turkeys have one thing in common on thanksgiving and it’s that we’ll all be gobbling!!
November 24, 2023 at 10:23 PM
My cousin keeps threatening to cast "Mend Asshole" on me and I'm going to feed them something from under the sink.
November 24, 2023 at 6:32 PM
I am arrayed in the light of a world characterized by jouissance and 10mm rounds, from golden light I descend.
November 24, 2023 at 3:07 PM
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every elon complaint
November 22, 2023 at 5:40 PM
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The car was on the U.S. side trying to get into Canada, Laura.
November 22, 2023 at 8:30 PM
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there are apparently two kinds of bsky users:

1. uncontrollably horny people
2. asexual christo-maoists
November 22, 2023 at 5:28 PM
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I find it so funny that American politics is divided into two parties: "You can have better things if your murder all of your perceived enemies," and "Are you kidding? You can't have better things & your demands for better things only accelerate the rate of decline. Also let's kill some foreigners."
November 22, 2023 at 1:22 PM
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At the Carrot Top show asking if he denounces Hamas. He’s trying to do a joke where he has a giant inflatable hammer and a plate of spaghetti but I’m not letting this go, I DESERVE an answer
November 22, 2023 at 3:33 AM
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I think we underrate the possibility that Elons combination of horribly running Twitter and being the single worst poster of all time might not only ruin Twitter but might ruin the very idea of posting. Young people will begin creating scrimshaw instead of creating memes.
November 22, 2023 at 5:54 AM
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It is 1991 and the US is bombing Iraq. It is 1998 and the US is bombing Iraq. It is 2003 and the US is bombing Iraq. It is 2004, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11 and the US is bombing Iraq. It is 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017 and the US is bombing Iraq. It is 2020 and the US is bombing Iraq. It is 2023 and the U
November 22, 2023 at 1:26 PM
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November 18, 2023 at 9:09 PM
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you'll never guess what the New York Times recommended as the best possible way to end slavery, lol

they've always been horrible
November 18, 2023 at 8:02 PM
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University admins claim to be "data-driven" and "run universities like a business," but when study after study finds liberal arts majors get good outcomes, are cheap to run, and are in fact profit centers, admins cut them anyway for ideological reasons.

ncnewsline.com/2023/11/16/n...
November 19, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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we are in the golden age of word salad
Eric Adams apparently said this in an NYC synagogue. It is a beautiful demonstration of what a thoughtful, unifying leader he is in moments that never actually happened.
November 19, 2023 at 9:29 AM