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akio
@ohhaiakio.bsky.social
Simplify and add fun.
Happy Steam Replay to all those who celebrate.
I'm consistently shocked by these haha. I think the Steam Deck might be the best/worst thing I've ever bought 😅
December 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Thanks Autodesk. You're the best...
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible."

A rambunctious ship's stowaway plays hide-and-seek with the exasperated crew.
June 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Home office: Quiet, symmetric gigabit wired internet, expensive ergonomic chair, zero commute, hi fidelity microphone and camera, healthy lunch options
Forced "RTO" office: lots of loud talking oland overlapping meetings, slow guest WiFi, cheap broken chair, 20 min commute, laptop audio, $20 burrito
May 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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So they made us smarter. The anxiety and depression were side effects.
May 2, 2025 at 9:14 AM
CVS: Insurance says you can't have that medication right now
Me: I'll pay out of pocket, its fine
CVS: But insurance said no!
Me: And my doctor said yes. Just fill the damn script!
CVS: Ok...
:one month later:
CVS: Insurance says you can't have that medication right now
Me: :screams incoherently:
April 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
And with a trip to the framers my stairway has, apparently, become the @brandonbird.bsky.social stairwell lol. Not intentional, but only Harrison Ford and his unloved Sega are hung in a different room, which seems fitting... (apologies for the potato pics)
April 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Report: Wife Hasn’t Been Home In Few Days
Report: Wife Hasn’t Been Home In Few Days
MEDINA, OH—Speculating that the situation could be worth looking into at some point down the line, a report released Friday found that local wife Casey Davis, 37, hadn’t been home in a few days. “Huh,...
theonion.com
April 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Imagine you're being summoned. What GIF represents that?
c.tenor.com/zXeLI09P0mkA...
March 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Oh man it has been a while since I've been stuck in "yeah we TOTALLY know where your package is" status. Like... it hasn't been scanned in 5 days but I'm sure it'll get delivered today no problem
March 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If you see this, quote a game with a 10/10 soundtrack
March 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Anyone who doesn't understand the need for darkmode hasn't been this hungover at work
a white cat is looking at a computer monitor in a dark room .
ALT: a white cat is looking at a computer monitor in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Post a great animated villain
March 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
post a pic from your device without explanation
March 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I love this brave new world we're sms is insecure so now I have to use Signal, Telegram, Messenger, Snap, Discord, and Slack... And sms
February 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I don't usually "do memes" but I'm about to hop on a 7hr flight so I say we do a #StarTrek meme roundup today. Dig deep, and bring the best you got! Most liked meme wins 5 Stanley Nickels!
February 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I just added a firewall rule to prohibit notepad.exe from accessing the internet 😑
February 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
AI bullshit... in Notepad.exe
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
February 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
OneDrive is great, why do you ask?
February 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I think my stylus might have been lightly fucked
February 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I didn't expect to be buying Genesis games in 2025, let alone having to open them to prove they're real
February 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Installing a program on Windows: Download installer, double click, accept 10 EULAs without reading, installed.
Installing a program on Linux: Download deb file but that didn't work, add repo to your source list, update, install, google the error, google the error the fix caused, reboot, uninstall
February 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Shower beer?
Shower beer.
February 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
How to ruin a product, a 2-step guide
1) Make a thing
2) Years later, lock a bunch of previously free features behind a $5/mo paywall while making zero changes to your product in that time
February 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM