Fuckjitsu Expert
@organicstupidity.bsky.social
Dogs, carpentry, and bad opinions.
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DOJ left vs right violence.pdf
drive.google.com
For anyone who would like it, I was finally able to find my copy of the DOJ report detailing left wing versus right wing terrorism and the gross disparity between the two. Here’s a Google Drive link:
drive.google.com/file/d/1qUZM...
I think that any ICE action could be added to this list.
drive.google.com/file/d/1qUZM...
I think that any ICE action could be added to this list.
@iwriteok.bsky.social lmao when you referenced the tomorrow war, my ears are tingling because I am actually in the 1% of listeners who saw that fucking movie. A roommate put it on, I did not watch it of my own free will.
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social lmao when you referenced the tomorrow war, my ears are tingling because I am actually in the 1% of listeners who saw that fucking movie. A roommate put it on, I did not watch it of my own free will.
I finally bit the bullet and had all of the ash logs and honey locust in the front yard milled down to #slabs. It’s gonna take a long time for these all to cure, but the results are going to be incredible. The honey locust and some of the ash especially looks just exquisite.
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I finally bit the bullet and had all of the ash logs and honey locust in the front yard milled down to #slabs. It’s gonna take a long time for these all to cure, but the results are going to be incredible. The honey locust and some of the ash especially looks just exquisite.
How much did the house of pain make from that 30 seconds?
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
How much did the house of pain make from that 30 seconds?
finall in fg range
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
finall in fg range
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that felt like a cultural victory cutscreen
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
that felt like a cultural victory cutscreen
lol how many gambling app ads have we had now? #superbowllx
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
lol how many gambling app ads have we had now? #superbowllx
One of the defining moments that end my writing career was working for backcountry.com and realizing that this was all they cared about
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 AM
One of the defining moments that end my writing career was working for backcountry.com and realizing that this was all they cared about
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If you've ever worked for a content farm website this will probably sound familar
Jeff Bezos' statement, his first since last week's layoffs: "The Post has an essential journalistic mission and an extraordinary opportunity. Each and every day our readers give us a roadmap to success. The data tells us what is valuable and where to focus."
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 AM
If you've ever worked for a content farm website this will probably sound familar
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this is Scout she is a golden retriever chihuahua mix and i love her
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
this is Scout she is a golden retriever chihuahua mix and i love her
Hey #saltlakecity here’s a license plate used by #ICE make sure they feel extra uncomfortable in public while they’re here
January 28, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Hey #saltlakecity here’s a license plate used by #ICE make sure they feel extra uncomfortable in public while they’re here
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Literally just two years of absolutely relentless trials. Total house-cleaning of the billionaire and shareholder class.
January 28, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Literally just two years of absolutely relentless trials. Total house-cleaning of the billionaire and shareholder class.
This is my office today
January 27, 2026 at 7:02 PM
This is my office today
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Estate sale: ... handgun, only fired once ...
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Estate sale: ... handgun, only fired once ...
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Go back to twitter
Why did he have a gun?????
January 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Go back to twitter
lol looks like @nytimes.com finall found at least one testicle
years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose
January 24, 2026 at 9:59 PM
lol looks like @nytimes.com finall found at least one testicle
lol nerds saw this scene from Blade Runner 2049 and said “yes this is the future we want”
January 24, 2026 at 3:27 AM
lol nerds saw this scene from Blade Runner 2049 and said “yes this is the future we want”
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i want a “we talked to these people in a diner” story where the reporter just makes shit up. what do you think about donald trumps plan to dig a tunnel to china? do you agree with trumps initiative to turn the moon into a jurassic park?
January 21, 2026 at 1:51 PM
i want a “we talked to these people in a diner” story where the reporter just makes shit up. what do you think about donald trumps plan to dig a tunnel to china? do you agree with trumps initiative to turn the moon into a jurassic park?
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If we all start going "That isn't Donald Trump, that's clearly a body double" I bet we can make everyone in the White House lose their minds within a week. But we have to _commit_ to it.
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 AM
If we all start going "That isn't Donald Trump, that's clearly a body double" I bet we can make everyone in the White House lose their minds within a week. But we have to _commit_ to it.
finn is ready to go at the end of the day
January 20, 2026 at 11:11 PM
finn is ready to go at the end of the day
@edzitron.com very surreal dystopian moment listening to yall talk about useless wearables that no one wants while I drive past a long line outside of a food pantry. Can’t feed people, but we do have plenty of money to create useless AI knicknacks. capitalism clearly working as intended.
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
@edzitron.com very surreal dystopian moment listening to yall talk about useless wearables that no one wants while I drive past a long line outside of a food pantry. Can’t feed people, but we do have plenty of money to create useless AI knicknacks. capitalism clearly working as intended.
This lines up with something I’ve been thinking about for a long time. It reminds me of the end of the Merlin movie with Sam Neil, where are the heroes defeat the villain sorceress by simply not believing in her. /1
Elon Musk is a profoundly dangerous person, and the risks he presents should be taken very seriously... but his power is also derived almost entirely from attention and being treated as a serious person, so it's important not to do that
January 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
This lines up with something I’ve been thinking about for a long time. It reminds me of the end of the Merlin movie with Sam Neil, where are the heroes defeat the villain sorceress by simply not believing in her. /1
Cutting bowtie joints on the bandsaw
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Cutting bowtie joints on the bandsaw
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tim robinson yelling “one piece of chicken one piece of broccoli one corn tortilla and one other thing” into a drive thru speaker
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
tim robinson yelling “one piece of chicken one piece of broccoli one corn tortilla and one other thing” into a drive thru speaker