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orion1.bsky.social
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i sincerely apologize for everything on my profile
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dgfp.bsky.social
edjit https://t.me/edjitart/91 #furry #nsfw #CumInSexToy #HoldingSexToy #MostlyNudeMale
April 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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orion1.bsky.social
balls
June 20, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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lexistenti.al
sox the cat when she was sox the kitten she is truly truly tiny I could hold her in my palm comfortably she's curled up asleep on a white blanket next to a window out to a field
July 19, 2024 at 12:14 PM
orion1.bsky.social
candyman ost my beloved
July 19, 2024 at 12:28 PM
orion1.bsky.social
diarrhea and the soundtrack of Candyman (1992) make a terrifying combination
July 6, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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gonzo.bsky.social
Behaviores Report: yez, 100% goode!
Orange and white cat, proud. His behavior report is 100% good
June 26, 2024 at 3:59 AM
orion1.bsky.social
guys ime in new jork
June 25, 2024 at 2:40 AM
orion1.bsky.social
maybe that romance felt surreal not just because i didn’t expect anyone to be attracted to me, but also because he didn’t really like me at all
June 24, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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weedlejuice.bsky.social
I wipe my phone screen down with holy water each day so I only see posts from those pure of heart
June 23, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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ouisequitur.bsky.social
hell yeah north side
bumper sticker: trans people existing does nothing negative to your life you crybaby bitch
June 22, 2024 at 12:55 PM
orion1.bsky.social
CAN THESE MEN STOP FLASHING THEIR HAIRY TITS ON MY TIMELINE
June 23, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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stveronicaphoto.com
i completely confess to clout chasing tbh. i always really wanted to be popular and liked
June 23, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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edzitron.com
Brakes are woke
niedermeyer.online e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · Jun 23
Guy waited five years and paid $102k for a Cybertruck, crashed it after four hours of driving, only for Tesla to tell him that "the accelerator may not disengage under braking" and that it will take $30k and one year to repair.

Truly an L of historical proportions.

www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/...
Post with a pic of a crashed Cybertruck with the following caption: "Waited 5yrs and drove for 4hrs. Need Tesla to take some responsibility. 'We have reviewed the logs and due to the terrain the accelerator may or may not disengage when the brake is depressed. As far as thr back tires locking up, see are reviewing.'"
June 23, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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antlervel.vet
You can just post
June 23, 2024 at 9:57 PM
orion1.bsky.social
this reads like A Modest Proposal
cooperlund.online Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · Jun 23
There’s a lot going on here, but this guy having ex-Open AI in his bio and the logo of the payroll company he currently works for next to his blue checkmark really makes this sing. A huge sign of rot in the Valley is that posts like these aren’t seen as a liability.
June 23, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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weedlejuice.bsky.social
It’s within my power to blow up the sun
June 23, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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possumacquainter.bsky.social
My Instagram suggestions page is mostly warhammer painting so I thought this top one was a really well-done Custodes at first. But no it was a sex man
June 22, 2024 at 3:17 PM
orion1.bsky.social
skibidi toilet
June 21, 2024 at 1:37 PM
orion1.bsky.social
skibidi toilet
June 21, 2024 at 1:37 PM
orion1.bsky.social
skibidi toilet
June 21, 2024 at 1:37 PM
orion1.bsky.social
i‘ve achieved the highest grade of spiritual enlightenment, so be assured that these next three posts will likely be the lord speaking through me
June 21, 2024 at 1:37 PM
orion1.bsky.social
i wanna become a musician and moan on stage
June 21, 2024 at 1:36 PM
orion1.bsky.social
i just tried to make a political joke and i failed and now im just sad and angry and want to become a terrorist
June 20, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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fairestcat.bsky.social
For his 18th birthday month, I got Dreadful a crown
A black and white cat wearing a pink glittery crown on his head and staring into the camera looking baffled A black and white cat wearing a pink glittery crown on his head and looking down and away from the camera A black and white cat wearing a pink glittery crown on his head. He's walking towards the camera and the crown has now fallen down over one ear.
June 18, 2024 at 12:42 AM
orion1.bsky.social
LOVE IS IN DANGER
I WANT TO GIVE MY LOVE A LIFE
A LIFE FOREVER
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June 20, 2024 at 5:11 AM