OrneryWeevil
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imagining michael caine on a caribbean island sipping a piña colada while reading this script and then slowly sitting up, removing his glasses to wipe a tear, and calling his agent, “i’m coming back”
September 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
imagining michael caine on a caribbean island sipping a piña colada while reading this script and then slowly sitting up, removing his glasses to wipe a tear, and calling his agent, “i’m coming back”
The plane crash that inspired this energy drink brand is the same crash why Raymond wouldn’t fly Delta in Rain Man.
Honestly though, more energy drinks should advertise using tragedy. I don't want to know if Red Bull can get me through the work day, I want to know if it can get me through losing my family to a gas leak.
August 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The plane crash that inspired this energy drink brand is the same crash why Raymond wouldn’t fly Delta in Rain Man.
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Whenever you’re sad just think about the 18th century thoroughbred Potoooooooo (pronounced “potatoes”)
August 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Whenever you’re sad just think about the 18th century thoroughbred Potoooooooo (pronounced “potatoes”)
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It is INFURIATING when you get mostly through a video game only to find you've been totally neglecting an easily-missed mechanic that REQUIRES you to BUILD RELATIONSHIPS with other characters in order to get the BEST OUTCOME because this is also what happened to me in REAL LIFE
August 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It is INFURIATING when you get mostly through a video game only to find you've been totally neglecting an easily-missed mechanic that REQUIRES you to BUILD RELATIONSHIPS with other characters in order to get the BEST OUTCOME because this is also what happened to me in REAL LIFE
It took 43 years from the Wright Brothers to breaking the sound barrier. Diet Coke was introduced in 1982 and still tastes like hot metal.
June 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It took 43 years from the Wright Brothers to breaking the sound barrier. Diet Coke was introduced in 1982 and still tastes like hot metal.
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For some reason, @merrittk.com has chosen Hunk Week to present us with Big Lenny, a man who can eat an entire raw egg. He's big, his name is Lenny, he eat egg. That's all you need to know. Also, this article is still FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/03/hunk...
March 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
For some reason, @merrittk.com has chosen Hunk Week to present us with Big Lenny, a man who can eat an entire raw egg. He's big, his name is Lenny, he eat egg. That's all you need to know. Also, this article is still FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/03/hunk...
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Hotdog favorite @alexschmidty.bsky.social has returned once again to tell us about Jake Tapper, a serious news man who once ran a deeply cursed blog on Salon dot com. Dizaam this article is whack yo. It's also FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/01/lear...
Learning Day: Jake Tapper🌭 - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
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January 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hotdog favorite @alexschmidty.bsky.social has returned once again to tell us about Jake Tapper, a serious news man who once ran a deeply cursed blog on Salon dot com. Dizaam this article is whack yo. It's also FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/01/lear...
If anyone was wondering what they’ve been up to lately.
January 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If anyone was wondering what they’ve been up to lately.
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In 1997 Richard Simmons gave the public access to his private collection of dazzling desserts. Here is a thread of some of the incredible photoshops of Richard from that book.
December 10, 2024 at 10:47 PM
In 1997 Richard Simmons gave the public access to his private collection of dazzling desserts. Here is a thread of some of the incredible photoshops of Richard from that book.
Subversive
the corporations don't want you to know you can see something nice with your eyes for free
December 6, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Subversive
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intermittent fasting
December 3, 2024 at 4:52 PM
intermittent fasting
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Breckenridge, Colorado temporarily renamed itself Breckinridge in a brazen - and successful - attempt to get the first post office "between the Conitnental Divide and Salt Lake City". They changed the name back a month later when he turned traitor. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brecken...
Breckenridge, Colorado - Wikipedia
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December 2, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Breckenridge, Colorado temporarily renamed itself Breckinridge in a brazen - and successful - attempt to get the first post office "between the Conitnental Divide and Salt Lake City". They changed the name back a month later when he turned traitor. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brecken...
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Gutenberg, NJ, across the river from NYC's Central Park, is one of the densest municipalities in the world, because of the Galaxy Towers. These over 1000 condos in a 4 block wide town, make it the most densely populated town in the US 58,800 people per square mile or 22,700/km2.
December 2, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Gutenberg, NJ, across the river from NYC's Central Park, is one of the densest municipalities in the world, because of the Galaxy Towers. These over 1000 condos in a 4 block wide town, make it the most densely populated town in the US 58,800 people per square mile or 22,700/km2.
That’s not how dogs sit, cat.
November 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
That’s not how dogs sit, cat.
An autumnal corg.
November 28, 2024 at 3:44 AM
An autumnal corg.
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hate how the area around my desk gets so dusty and dirty just because that's where i spend 40+ hours a week shedding skin cells and slowly dying
October 2, 2024 at 8:13 PM
hate how the area around my desk gets so dusty and dirty just because that's where i spend 40+ hours a week shedding skin cells and slowly dying
On a flight, my wife is 50/50 on whether I’m watching Sister Act 2 in earnest or as a 107 minute joke, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to start explaining myself now.
September 28, 2024 at 3:13 PM
On a flight, my wife is 50/50 on whether I’m watching Sister Act 2 in earnest or as a 107 minute joke, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to start explaining myself now.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and they’re ranking us
September 19, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and they’re ranking us
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this tweet did not end where i expected
September 4, 2024 at 12:12 AM
this tweet did not end where i expected
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My favorite space fact is that this triple barrel shotgun/machete combo was standard equipment on the Soyuz spacecraft until 2006
August 27, 2024 at 1:39 PM
My favorite space fact is that this triple barrel shotgun/machete combo was standard equipment on the Soyuz spacecraft until 2006
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Did you notice that suddenly the headlines look exactly the way old movies thought 2024 headlines would look
August 26, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Did you notice that suddenly the headlines look exactly the way old movies thought 2024 headlines would look
Politics aside, let’s not go all torches and pitchforks on fucking a surgical glove stuck between couch cushions, maybe. Some pretty normal likable people do that, I’m sure.
July 25, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Politics aside, let’s not go all torches and pitchforks on fucking a surgical glove stuck between couch cushions, maybe. Some pretty normal likable people do that, I’m sure.
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Guys you can just stare at the sun and have an eclipse any day of the year.
April 8, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Guys you can just stare at the sun and have an eclipse any day of the year.
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Meta removed all links to this piece from their platform, then removed links to all Kansas Reflector pieces. When @marisakabas.bsky.social started covering it as a tech censorship story, they removed links to her newsletter, TheHandbasket.Substack.com, as well.
When Facebook fails, local media matters even more for our planet's future • Kansas Reflector
We are getting along OK without the promotional help of Facebook, but it does seem problematic that a behemoth such as Meta can dictate the terms of our communications.
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April 5, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Meta removed all links to this piece from their platform, then removed links to all Kansas Reflector pieces. When @marisakabas.bsky.social started covering it as a tech censorship story, they removed links to her newsletter, TheHandbasket.Substack.com, as well.