Sexy Tina, Train Conductress
@osomatic.bsky.social
Bog-standard cis straight white guy. He/him. Support trans kids, ACAB, fascists suck, abolish ICE, you get the general idea. #gkg
I'm gonna write a new The Stand but this time, the evil gathers in, like, Philadelphia, and the good is in St Louis or something and anyway, after the supernatural BS is over, humanity rebuilds in a friendly-to-humanity place like Southern California.
Take that, @stephenking.bsky.social!
Take that, @stephenking.bsky.social!
January 9, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I'm gonna write a new The Stand but this time, the evil gathers in, like, Philadelphia, and the good is in St Louis or something and anyway, after the supernatural BS is over, humanity rebuilds in a friendly-to-humanity place like Southern California.
Take that, @stephenking.bsky.social!
Take that, @stephenking.bsky.social!
Remember the pasty dweeb in your 10th grade US History class who always wanted to argue with the teacher that the Civil War was about economics, or that the Nazis were pretty good if you ignore the whole genocide thing? Turns out, he also had the most bonkers take possible on the Monroe Doctrine.
January 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Remember the pasty dweeb in your 10th grade US History class who always wanted to argue with the teacher that the Civil War was about economics, or that the Nazis were pretty good if you ignore the whole genocide thing? Turns out, he also had the most bonkers take possible on the Monroe Doctrine.
I feel like if you're just waiting around for God to pay out that OT, he's gonna be pissed
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I feel like if you're just waiting around for God to pay out that OT, he's gonna be pissed
For Christmas, I decided it was time for a new display name. IYKYK.
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
For Christmas, I decided it was time for a new display name. IYKYK.
I'm sorry, you're telling me Santa just passed something called HHOHHO?
December 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm sorry, you're telling me Santa just passed something called HHOHHO?
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
December 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
I've done this one before, and the answer is Porky's, and I really don't know what to make of that.
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I've done this one before, and the answer is Porky's, and I really don't know what to make of that.
"Don't get so worked up about pedophiles," says national columnist who hung out with said pedophiles.
December 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Don't get so worked up about pedophiles," says national columnist who hung out with said pedophiles.
Met a guy the other day who absolutely will not take showers, he insists that he can only take baths.
I guess he can't stand to get clean.
I guess he can't stand to get clean.
December 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Met a guy the other day who absolutely will not take showers, he insists that he can only take baths.
I guess he can't stand to get clean.
I guess he can't stand to get clean.
I'm a bad man, and the proof is that the first thing I thought when I saw this was "that's a big poop chute"
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'm a bad man, and the proof is that the first thing I thought when I saw this was "that's a big poop chute"
I had no idea, and I wish I were unscrupulous enough to find a way to profit from this
I've known this for years, haven't used it since before lockdown, and if i remembered hard enough I could probably order tix off the command line but it is so nice to see that Ticketmaster still runs off its VMS backend
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I had no idea, and I wish I were unscrupulous enough to find a way to profit from this
I have beef with yesterday's Connections. Rodeo Dr is only in L.A. for one block and that's certainly not the famous part. Beverly Hills is a separate city. Hmph.
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I have beef with yesterday's Connections. Rodeo Dr is only in L.A. for one block and that's certainly not the famous part. Beverly Hills is a separate city. Hmph.
Many sidewalks in L.A. are broken or outright dangerous to walk or run on, but this particular example takes the cake. It's like the city is saying "we're not going to fix it, but if you fall down, you can't claim we didn't warn you."
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Many sidewalks in L.A. are broken or outright dangerous to walk or run on, but this particular example takes the cake. It's like the city is saying "we're not going to fix it, but if you fall down, you can't claim we didn't warn you."
Of course you should drink it. Haven't you heard of the Claus that refreshes?
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Of course you should drink it. Haven't you heard of the Claus that refreshes?
The Hallmark movie we need: Boy grows up in The Big City, moves to a rural area, and becomes an industrial hog-raising tycoon. Goes home for Xmas, runs into the Nerdy Girl from school on the subway. She's now beautiful and running a bespoke jewelry business out of her apartment. (1/2)
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The Hallmark movie we need: Boy grows up in The Big City, moves to a rural area, and becomes an industrial hog-raising tycoon. Goes home for Xmas, runs into the Nerdy Girl from school on the subway. She's now beautiful and running a bespoke jewelry business out of her apartment. (1/2)
This is not a new topic, but I'm wondering if we can now definitively say that "Turkish Delight is tasty" is the biggest literary con job of all time?
For those of a literary bent who never read Narnia, I will also accept "whatever the hell Joyce was doing in Finnegans Wake."
For those of a literary bent who never read Narnia, I will also accept "whatever the hell Joyce was doing in Finnegans Wake."
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is not a new topic, but I'm wondering if we can now definitively say that "Turkish Delight is tasty" is the biggest literary con job of all time?
For those of a literary bent who never read Narnia, I will also accept "whatever the hell Joyce was doing in Finnegans Wake."
For those of a literary bent who never read Narnia, I will also accept "whatever the hell Joyce was doing in Finnegans Wake."
Well, the results are in from my test: I'm a certified freak, but only 3-4 days a week.
I, like many others, have moderate to severe freakitis, and I'm no longer ashamed to admit it.
If you think you might be suffering from freakitis as well, ask your doctor about Libidinot today!
I, like many others, have moderate to severe freakitis, and I'm no longer ashamed to admit it.
If you think you might be suffering from freakitis as well, ask your doctor about Libidinot today!
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Well, the results are in from my test: I'm a certified freak, but only 3-4 days a week.
I, like many others, have moderate to severe freakitis, and I'm no longer ashamed to admit it.
If you think you might be suffering from freakitis as well, ask your doctor about Libidinot today!
I, like many others, have moderate to severe freakitis, and I'm no longer ashamed to admit it.
If you think you might be suffering from freakitis as well, ask your doctor about Libidinot today!
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once. (Since I'm quoting someone who has also watched ATLA all the way through more than once, I had to come up with a different one...)
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once. (Since I'm quoting someone who has also watched ATLA all the way through more than once, I had to come up with a different one...)
Man, I love sort of semi-obscure but very interesting historical facts. That is because I am a nerd. But I have a feeling you might be one too, so here you go: www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/tim...
Time Immemorial turns 750: The Medieval law that froze history at 1189
You’ve probably heard of the phrase “time immemorial” as a general term for events that happened a very long time ago, but in fact, it has a specific meaning, and this year is its 750th anniversary.
www.ianvisits.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Man, I love sort of semi-obscure but very interesting historical facts. That is because I am a nerd. But I have a feeling you might be one too, so here you go: www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/tim...
I love this city but sometimes my fellow Angelenos are ridiculous. Yes, it is quite rainy, but when I went to the grocery store earlier it was like 64 degrees. There was no need to bundle up as if it were a goddamned blizzard.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I love this city but sometimes my fellow Angelenos are ridiculous. Yes, it is quite rainy, but when I went to the grocery store earlier it was like 64 degrees. There was no need to bundle up as if it were a goddamned blizzard.
Yeah, me neither
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Yeah, me neither
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November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Presented without comment or apologies for the crappiness of the picture. Feel free to insert your own jokes.
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We don't need to change any MAGA minds. We need to talk to the people who googled "is joe biden running" on November 4th, 2024. They are out there, and they vote every time, and the more headlines they see in the next 355 days about how the Republican Party is protecting pedophiles, the better.
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
We don't need to change any MAGA minds. We need to talk to the people who googled "is joe biden running" on November 4th, 2024. They are out there, and they vote every time, and the more headlines they see in the next 355 days about how the Republican Party is protecting pedophiles, the better.