Popcornbender Spatch
@spatch.bsky.social
Writer/old-time radio actor/roller coaster rider/CAT TOWN guy/funy computar maker/etc. Wrote Pick Up The Phone Booth and Die once. Married and we have a cat. Often tells you to enjoy the show at the Somerville Theatre. Aquarius. Hi
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POV you are a lineman for the county
January 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
POV you are a lineman for the county
Zbornak&
Nylund&
Devereaux&
Petrillo.
Nylund&
Devereaux&
Petrillo.
What’s your favorite female/female friendship from a sitcom?
January 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Zbornak&
Nylund&
Devereaux&
Petrillo.
Nylund&
Devereaux&
Petrillo.
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Are you approaching beavers like it's the Middle Ages? Then you are a fool.
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Are you approaching beavers like it's the Middle Ages? Then you are a fool.
Maybe Chuck will take things seriously once one half of his imaginary couple gets dragged out of their SUV and beaten
January 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Maybe Chuck will take things seriously once one half of his imaginary couple gets dragged out of their SUV and beaten
when you're knocking one out of the park but are still walled up, holy hell this is a great costume
We're just over a month out from Mardi Gras (yikes!) and one person guessed my costume the other day; I imagine it's now pretty obvious with these pieces together. My costume this year is Fortunato (zombificato!) from The Cask of Amontillado. Still lots to do!
January 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
when you're knocking one out of the park but are still walled up, holy hell this is a great costume
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January 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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A rule of thumb that's yet to fail me: the number of smiling stock photo faces on a company's website is proportional to the evil of that company.
January 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
A rule of thumb that's yet to fail me: the number of smiling stock photo faces on a company's website is proportional to the evil of that company.
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
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Rural people : Those urban people don't understand us.
Me an urban person who grew up on a farm in Ohio: Oh the problem is that I understand you too well.
Me an urban person who grew up on a farm in Ohio: Oh the problem is that I understand you too well.
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Rural people : Those urban people don't understand us.
Me an urban person who grew up on a farm in Ohio: Oh the problem is that I understand you too well.
Me an urban person who grew up on a farm in Ohio: Oh the problem is that I understand you too well.
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Glenn Close / Jamie Farr
March 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Glenn Close / Jamie Farr
re: knight of the seven kingdoms
(ahem)
in days of old when knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented...
thank you
(ahem)
in days of old when knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented...
thank you
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 AM
re: knight of the seven kingdoms
(ahem)
in days of old when knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented...
thank you
(ahem)
in days of old when knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented...
thank you
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Hot take: All of our long-running comic strip character designs were frozen in amber at the exact wrong moment.
January 15, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Hot take: All of our long-running comic strip character designs were frozen in amber at the exact wrong moment.
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some cats learn that they can press buttons to make sound and motion come out of things and once that happens it's all over
those cats are synth artists at heart
those cats are synth artists at heart
Charlie has figured out how to make the printer print test pages and now it’s all he wants to do.
January 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
some cats learn that they can press buttons to make sound and motion come out of things and once that happens it's all over
those cats are synth artists at heart
those cats are synth artists at heart
he really was Captain Chaos through and through
January 14, 2026 at 7:04 PM
he really was Captain Chaos through and through
the little cat got a piece of couch fluff in her claw while scratching the arm, an act we grudgingly allow cause those w/cats don't get furniture with resale value in mind
she refuses to let me go near her paw to help remove it & instead performs the step-step-step-SHAKE routine with great dignity
she refuses to let me go near her paw to help remove it & instead performs the step-step-step-SHAKE routine with great dignity
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
the little cat got a piece of couch fluff in her claw while scratching the arm, an act we grudgingly allow cause those w/cats don't get furniture with resale value in mind
she refuses to let me go near her paw to help remove it & instead performs the step-step-step-SHAKE routine with great dignity
she refuses to let me go near her paw to help remove it & instead performs the step-step-step-SHAKE routine with great dignity
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Sorry, I can't get past "the EU (Napoleon)"
January 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Sorry, I can't get past "the EU (Napoleon)"
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*runs into Bluesky breathlessly, knocking over a chair and a large vase without noticing* You guys you guys in front of my house there was a lady walking a cat on a leash just now!
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
*runs into Bluesky breathlessly, knocking over a chair and a large vase without noticing* You guys you guys in front of my house there was a lady walking a cat on a leash just now!
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Charlie Brown is an ally. His life is in shambles but so is yours.
January 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Charlie Brown is an ally. His life is in shambles but so is yours.
In memory of all the winning bowls enjoyed over the years
January 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM
In memory of all the winning bowls enjoyed over the years
Walter Krunkite
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Walter Krunkite
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Had to steal this from the Remixed Nancy Bushmiller on Facebook.
January 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Had to steal this from the Remixed Nancy Bushmiller on Facebook.
Two malls, both alike in dignity, in fair Hadley Mass where we lay our scene
The Mountain Farms Mall had 4 theaters. Hampshire Mall across the street had 4, later 6. All were shoeboxes with the crenulated red drapes on the walls; all were run by AMC. Saw a lot of $2.25 twilight shows at both.
The Mountain Farms Mall had 4 theaters. Hampshire Mall across the street had 4, later 6. All were shoeboxes with the crenulated red drapes on the walls; all were run by AMC. Saw a lot of $2.25 twilight shows at both.
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Two malls, both alike in dignity, in fair Hadley Mass where we lay our scene
The Mountain Farms Mall had 4 theaters. Hampshire Mall across the street had 4, later 6. All were shoeboxes with the crenulated red drapes on the walls; all were run by AMC. Saw a lot of $2.25 twilight shows at both.
The Mountain Farms Mall had 4 theaters. Hampshire Mall across the street had 4, later 6. All were shoeboxes with the crenulated red drapes on the walls; all were run by AMC. Saw a lot of $2.25 twilight shows at both.
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