Jake
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fuckin rocking out
@splitzoneduo.com @alexkirshner.com reporting live, Maryland is technically winning
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
@splitzoneduo.com @alexkirshner.com reporting live, Maryland is technically winning
Legalized sports betting had gone too far
This young Wolves fan is very upset that Jonas Valanciunas made the 2nd free throw to deny fans a free chicken sandwich
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Legalized sports betting had gone too far
My new favorite game whenever I see a cyber truck is to see how many unpaid DC tickets they’ve accumulated
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My new favorite game whenever I see a cyber truck is to see how many unpaid DC tickets they’ve accumulated
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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your honor, my client could have thrown a far tastier and more valuable cubano had he ventured just one block further north
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
your honor, my client could have thrown a far tastier and more valuable cubano had he ventured just one block further north
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peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall
LETS FUCKING GOOOIOI
Absolutely brutal way for the Phillies to lose, Dodgers win the series
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
LETS FUCKING GOOOIOI
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he’s of course referring to former South Florida running back Sharia Law, who ran for 197 yards and three touchdowns in a 65-27 win over Tuberville’s Cincinnati team in 2015
Let's check in on the Senate floor where Sen. Tommy Tuberville R-AL is now speaking
October 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
he’s of course referring to former South Florida running back Sharia Law, who ran for 197 yards and three touchdowns in a 65-27 win over Tuberville’s Cincinnati team in 2015
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Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
It’s just a damn shame that the two coolest looking things you can do are smoke cigarettes and ride a bike without a helmet
September 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It’s just a damn shame that the two coolest looking things you can do are smoke cigarettes and ride a bike without a helmet
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Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
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i bet this shit would feel crazy
September 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i bet this shit would feel crazy
Only got this question right for my trivia team thanks to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and their in depth X’s and O’s football talk
September 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Only got this question right for my trivia team thanks to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and their in depth X’s and O’s football talk
W for the NIMBYs
Breaking news: A federal judge is giving Florida 60 days to clear out the immigrant detention facility called Alligator Alcatraz. The ruling forbids state officials from moving any other migrants there.
Florida ordered to dismantle Alligator Alcatraz over environmental impact
The ruling, which gives the state 60 days to act, comes as Gov. Ron DeSantis plans to convert a prison in North Florida into a second immigrant detention site.
wapo.st
August 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
W for the NIMBYs
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working on mlb's first all oil barons team
June 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
working on mlb's first all oil barons team
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me at the gym right now
August 20, 2025 at 9:53 AM
me at the gym right now
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August 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
August 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
Hey @jasonkirk.fyi any chance we can get some content about this motherfucker on VBS (or the fullcast)
youtu.be/C1nUfHTOQfo?...
youtu.be/C1nUfHTOQfo?...
July 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey @jasonkirk.fyi any chance we can get some content about this motherfucker on VBS (or the fullcast)
youtu.be/C1nUfHTOQfo?...
youtu.be/C1nUfHTOQfo?...
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Officials at a small airport in northern Japan conducted a low-speed car chase Thursday to thwart a security risk: a small black bear.
Twelve flights were canceled as airport employees chased the bear around the runway, a Yamagata airport official said. wapo.st/4luRYMP
Twelve flights were canceled as airport employees chased the bear around the runway, a Yamagata airport official said. wapo.st/4luRYMP
June 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Officials at a small airport in northern Japan conducted a low-speed car chase Thursday to thwart a security risk: a small black bear.
Twelve flights were canceled as airport employees chased the bear around the runway, a Yamagata airport official said. wapo.st/4luRYMP
Twelve flights were canceled as airport employees chased the bear around the runway, a Yamagata airport official said. wapo.st/4luRYMP
Why are there a bunch of tanks down the street from where I live
June 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Why are there a bunch of tanks down the street from where I live
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Who called it Car Talk and not Vehicular Man’s Laughter
May 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Who called it Car Talk and not Vehicular Man’s Laughter
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Are Screech and Slapshot meant to be biologically related or is their relationship of a different nature
April 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Are Screech and Slapshot meant to be biologically related or is their relationship of a different nature