WeOtterTrySocialism
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Corporations aren't people. The constitution is antiquated. People > profits. The status quo despises democracy because they have to cede power to the people.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
Dick Cheney is dead and Mamdani wins, today was a good day
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Dick Cheney is dead and Mamdani wins, today was a good day
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If I was a soc dem I would find cheneys death the night before mamdanis win to be poetic
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If I was a soc dem I would find cheneys death the night before mamdanis win to be poetic
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I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
He lived way longer than he deserved to
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
He lived way longer than he deserved to
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The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
They say the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Hence why heartbreak is so effective for weight loss.
October 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
They say the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Hence why heartbreak is so effective for weight loss.
They elected a white supremacist fascist who is letting venture capitalists strip America for parts and money. There will be no help from courts, cops, or any other form of justice. There is just us.
October 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
They elected a white supremacist fascist who is letting venture capitalists strip America for parts and money. There will be no help from courts, cops, or any other form of justice. There is just us.
ICE is a white supremacist army unleashed against Americans
October 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
ICE is a white supremacist army unleashed against Americans
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Charlie Kirk started the Professor Watchlist, which caused friends of mine and their families to be terrorized by right-wing assholes. So, you know, fuck everyone trying to find some nugget of decency in that shitpile.
September 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Charlie Kirk started the Professor Watchlist, which caused friends of mine and their families to be terrorized by right-wing assholes. So, you know, fuck everyone trying to find some nugget of decency in that shitpile.
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Our world needs more Luigis, I mean heroes!
July 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Our world needs more Luigis, I mean heroes!
Maga is actually upset that the big beautiful bill targets them, but they're too entrenched and ashamed to admit they use govt programs like food stamps, social security, medicaid, etc. So their anger is being redirected at something they historically haven't cared about even when faced w/ evidence
You elect a sexual predator whose closest friend was a child rapist and you doubted he was in on the action? Now you’re surprised that he doesn’t want any new evidence of his involvement to get out? Really?
July 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Maga is actually upset that the big beautiful bill targets them, but they're too entrenched and ashamed to admit they use govt programs like food stamps, social security, medicaid, etc. So their anger is being redirected at something they historically haven't cared about even when faced w/ evidence
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This sentence, typed in her dissent, should scare the living fuck out of everyone in this country.
"This Supreme Court is an existential threat to the rule of law."
– Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
"This Supreme Court is an existential threat to the rule of law."
– Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
June 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This sentence, typed in her dissent, should scare the living fuck out of everyone in this country.
"This Supreme Court is an existential threat to the rule of law."
– Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
"This Supreme Court is an existential threat to the rule of law."
– Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
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Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.
June 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.
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How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me
May 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me
I Don't Want to See You in Heaven by the Callous Daoboys is a modern masterpiece
May 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I Don't Want to See You in Heaven by the Callous Daoboys is a modern masterpiece
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
Sunday nights on Max.
Scary = Last of Us
Traumatizing = the Rehearsal
Scary = Last of Us
Traumatizing = the Rehearsal
May 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Sunday nights on Max.
Scary = Last of Us
Traumatizing = the Rehearsal
Scary = Last of Us
Traumatizing = the Rehearsal
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
MONTGOMERY, AL—Following the approval by state legislators of a bill that declares every human sperm has a God-given soul, a new measure signed into law Tuesday requires women in Alabama to leave semen on their lower backs for a full nine months. “Today marks a triumph in our fight for the right of men to […]
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May 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
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Dear ICE Agents:
When your parents told you that you could be anything you want when you grow up, they didn’t mean masked kidnappers.
When your parents told you that you could be anything you want when you grow up, they didn’t mean masked kidnappers.
May 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Dear ICE Agents:
When your parents told you that you could be anything you want when you grow up, they didn’t mean masked kidnappers.
When your parents told you that you could be anything you want when you grow up, they didn’t mean masked kidnappers.
Trump is so shitty at business that he's bankrupting casinos he doesn't even own now.
April 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Trump is so shitty at business that he's bankrupting casinos he doesn't even own now.
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Politics is more clear when you remember that the "waste" in "government waste" is the profit that some rich asshole isn't making off labor in the public sector whose only purpose is the common good.
April 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Politics is more clear when you remember that the "waste" in "government waste" is the profit that some rich asshole isn't making off labor in the public sector whose only purpose is the common good.