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Cassidy
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Hi! If you’re a real human person please interact with me! Ive been swarmed by bots. I love really good tv, really bad tv, cats, food and drinks. Find me at a local dive bar.
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Boot that was outside of my apartment building this week.
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.

Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.

Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
We’re Your Mom’s Birth Control and no Catholics allowed! ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
October 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
We’re Your Mom’s Birth Control and we may increase your blood pressure! ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
October 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
We’re Your Mom’s Birth Control and we do not advise you use two of us at once! ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
We’re your moms birth control! We take one week off every month! ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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#NoKings Miami!
October 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Me watching The Hunting Wives:
a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
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August 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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i just think it's unfair that some people are biologically better at sports than me and i think they should all be banned from sports until i am the best at sports
July 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Babe wake up! Gators Daily posted FFF for the first time in 8 months! Happy Flat Fuck Friday to all who celebrate
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
August 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
August 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.
July 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
July 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 against labor protections at the dick sucking factory where your mom works
June 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Apple TV the ultimate storytelling streaming service almost exclusively about lonely men
June 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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NYC friends: this poor dog was almost on his freedom ride out of the pound when his foster didn't show up on him. He's now in danger of being put down. Do you have space in your home and heart to adopt him? ❤️

Also, lots of animals at this NYC shelter who need a home.

nycacc.app#/browse/225834
June 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I guess a lot of people in LA are honking continuously when they encounter an unwanted outside presence in their neighborhoods, to warn others who are vulnerable. That is an interesting idea that people are following. Hmm!
June 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Will I have more anxiety if I turn my ‘do not disturb’ on or if I don’t? Fun questions of the mind.
June 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
How much of the Tom Sandoval vs Stassi animosity was because she wouldn’t fuck him? #VanderpumpRules
June 10, 2025 at 7:51 AM